The History of NSG

ski gabber but still hilarious

I have the most riveting tale for thy ears to behold. for you. Last night, I was just sitting around gluing pokemon cards to my skis and sewing custom tall hoodies when all of the sudden ECB's cousin calls me! I never saw the bitch before so I asked Jwenz how she looked. He replied with "aight". She told me to meet her on the top of chad's gap. The problem was that I was at the bottom of Alta. I made a thread on newschoolers and they told me the valuable information I seeked. After fighting my way through 13 snowboard crews I finally reached the third biggest tree in Utah only to find ski patrol had blown up chad's gap. The only thing that was left was a smoking pair pair of boots with bits of ankle strewn where the jump had once been. Over 9000 feet away I heard her call to me. When I finally reached her, I could see she was a total solid 7. She was really kinky. She wanted me to pee in her butt with my crooked boner, but in a silly and non-sexual way. She also told me she was pregnant with Nipple's son. I was a little bit creeped out, but I still banged her like a hammer. It was great; I was listening to "Coasting" by Zion I with my Skullcandy iCons while I fucked her. My Tall T was swaying back and forth in the wind and everything. Check out my vimeo page, I caught it all on my gopro. Weirdest thing happened though. Right as I was cumming... it felt like dynamite went off in my Full Tilts! The skies parted and Tom Wallisch ascended from the heavens and told me that I was the first mortal to truly master the art of afterbang. He gave me a pretzel and we smoked kratom with his friend black Steve.