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Dr. Newschoolers, am I dying?

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maynaiseman
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About 2 or 3 weeks ago I got a very minor concussion. Nothing huge at all, so I didn't go to a doctor. However, ever since that day, whenever I take a shower, a fucking river of blood comes shooting out my nose. It's getting a little ridiculous now that this is happening twice a day, when I shower. I didn't think much of it at first because the nose bleeds were on and off for a few days but for the last week and a halfish, they've become very consistent. There's a few reasons why this whole thing is even weirder. The nosebleeds are not coming from my nose. Yes, the blood is draining out of my nose, but nothing in my nose is cut, and there is rarely any boogers and such in my nose. It's even weirder because I box, and get hit in the nose constantly, without ever getting nose bleeds. (no I did not spar while I had he concussion) It feels as though the blood is coming directly from my head. So, Dr., am I going to make it?
Mar 19 2012 9:37PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51744 - Karma: 163,531
Yes, everyone is dying.


Next question?
Mar 19 2012 9:38PM
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corona
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you must have really got hit in the head hard if you're coming to NS for help instead of a doctor
Mar 19 2012 9:39PM
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c_roll
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go to a doctor, seriously
Mar 19 2012 9:41PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51744 - Karma: 163,531
Snort 3 lines of bathsalts, say 20 hail mary's, and boof a pine cone and you should be fine.
Mar 19 2012 9:42PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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take 3 aspirin and a shot of whiskey and youll be fine in no time.
Mar 19 2012 9:43PM
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[evan]
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So you're bleeding out of your nose after getting a concussion and havent gone to the doctor?

....

Bye.
Mar 19 2012 9:43PM
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maynaiseman
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Such a solid plan.
Mar 19 2012 9:43PM
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207
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you have a severe case of gay aids
Mar 19 2012 9:43PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
Is he in med school?
Mar 19 2012 9:45PM
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InfiniteSteeze
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At least your playing it smart, not going to the doctor is the best thing that you could possibly do in your current situation.
Mar 19 2012 9:45PM
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Dhane
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Mar 19 2012 9:51PM
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Milksteak
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We'll see.
Mar 19 2012 9:52PM
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Cotter
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except not at all?
Mar 19 2012 9:53PM
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bermbuster49
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inb4 it was laced
Mar 19 2012 9:55PM
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armadaski44
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too bad I already have u at 10/10.
Mar 19 2012 9:56PM
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wait.what
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How are you a doctor? Aren't you like, 12?



loljk
Mar 19 2012 9:56PM
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ForeverYung
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trolololol
Mar 19 2012 10:04PM
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canterbury
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Don't worry op, you'll be completely fine. Or not at all.
Mar 19 2012 10:04PM
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DIX~
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moo
Mar 19 2012 10:07PM
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freestyler540
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that doesnt sound good. A trip to the doctor is in order
Mar 19 2012 10:19PM
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oil.
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YOLO
jk yeah get looked at
Mar 19 2012 10:25PM
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Anathema
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im going to go ahead and say uncontrollable bleeding from your head is not a good thing..
Mar 19 2012 10:28PM
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Lucas
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Hookers and blow
Mar 19 2012 10:28PM
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SKIINGISEASY
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i was in a rail jam and wrecked, thought i had a concussion but wasnt sure. i had the same problem, bleeding nose in the shower, however it only happened one day. but another day i was in the shower then just everything went black, but i was still concious. it only lasted a few seconds but it was scary. i would go to the doctor, it has already been pointed out in this thread multiple times
Mar 19 2012 10:29PM
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GORILLA.
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okay the only thing i read in this thread was the OP but dude

if i were you i would have gone to the fucking hospital asap. just thinking about that makes me cringe.
Mar 19 2012 10:31PM
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J_MAC
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Its already too late to save yourself, you've got about 3 days to live so start pounding back the alcohol, heroin and lsd. Go out rockstar style
Mar 19 2012 10:32PM
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Sklar
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touche
Mar 19 2012 10:34PM
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benyannelli
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On a seriousness note, You should definitely get it checked out. I don't remember the details but I remember somebody died in the beginning of the season. I think he thought he was fine then went home and his friends found him dead the next day. That's definitely an unusual case but it's better to be safe then sorry.
Mar 19 2012 10:51PM
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maynaiseman
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Well, I survived the night. Going to a doctor today because I'm super sick but i'll bring up the whole nosebleed situation. Also, no nosebleed in the shower this morning, woo.
Mar 20 2012 6:57AM
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timmi
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Your face got its period. You'll be fine after 5-7 days.
Mar 20 2012 7:10AM
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Shza.
Posts: 425 - Karma: 92
Perhaps you're sick because of this? Or you're just unlucky.
Mar 20 2012 8:04AM
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B.Aussie
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Worse case scenario you die... maybe try longer showers?
Mar 20 2012 8:22AM
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Mr.Turtle
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worst case scenario would be his penis falling off and subsequently bleeding to death
Mar 20 2012 8:25AM
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maynaiseman
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 129
Oh definitly. Lying about this is so fun
Mar 20 2012 8:52AM
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skipaparazzi
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Are you waiting for an MD to respond to your thread instead of going to one?? I am also willing to bet if an MD responds he will tell you to go see a doctor. Go to Doc. bud
Mar 20 2012 8:56AM
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midwestpowhunter
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All head injuries should be taken seriously. According to the Mayo Clinic, when these symptoms are observed, emergency medical help must be sought immediately: severe headache, bleeding from the ears, nosebleed, loss of balance, confusion, loss of consciousness, arm or leg weakness, unequal pupils, seizures, slurred speech, repeated vomiting, cessation of breathing and bruising behind the ears or under the eyes. The Mayo Clinic recommends you call 911 when dangerous symptoms are present and while waiting for help, monitor the person for worsening symptoms and begin CPR if breathing stops. Avoid moving the injured person unless it is necessary. Try to keep her quiet and lying down with the head and shoulders slightly elevated if possible. Go to the dr retard
Mar 20 2012 9:11AM
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Ski_Alot
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yeah... probably should get that checked out... if your a little bitch and all
Mar 20 2012 9:44AM
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El.Guapo
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has anyone given you an angry dragon recently?
Mar 20 2012 9:52AM
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84891jnf92048
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sig'd
Mar 20 2012 9:58AM
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northeast
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where the fuck have you been?
Mar 20 2012 10:01AM
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CocaineDonuts
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your also gonna have to amputate
Mar 20 2012 10:51AM
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anashyo
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10/10 for properly using the subjunctive
Mar 20 2012 11:00AM
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PopsicleStand
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lol what the fuck is wrong with people these days?


Mar 20 2012 11:04AM
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nickyp
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Ahahaha yes. 10/10 for correctly identifying the correct use of the subjunctive
Mar 20 2012 11:14AM
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after_bung_crew
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dude u might just have loose cartilage....i got slammed in the face by a soccer ball like point blank and for the next month i had random nose bleeds that would gush out blood and it freaked me the fuck out...im sure you'll be good. ik what you're going thru tho and it sucks dickk cheeseee
Mar 20 2012 11:18AM
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maynaiseman
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 129
It's just weird that I only get nosebleeds in the shower. No where else. oh well im going to a doctor today
Mar 20 2012 11:33AM
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Crossfade
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finally dude, damn

Mar 20 2012 11:39AM
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Mormor_Olga
Posts: 259 - Karma: 34
There once was a lonley scarcrow
That went by the name eightsixzero
He hit his head
Now he fears hes dead
This calls for a hero!



But I'm not gonna lie
All i can do is sigh
With a bleeding nose
And a lack of ho's
He will surely die.


You might soon hit the floor
Or crash into a door
But seeing a doctor god forbid me
They'll only steal his kidney
Everybody do the dinosaur



Mar 20 2012 11:41AM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
i love how hes finally going to the doctor just now that he's sick, the whole bleeding from the head through the nose thing is just an after-thought
Mar 20 2012 11:46AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Nah man, it's true. Having diabetes makes you a doctor. Proven fact. Having cancer makes you the equivalent of two doctors. Having AIDS makes you dead though. Shit sucks.
Mar 20 2012 11:48AM
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