haha man this thread cracks me up so hard.
I always either: perform my best under the chairlift, eliciting hooting and chicks screaming "omg!" or; absolutely kill myself and pick up my yardsale in shame and pain.
One time I was cruising switch down this groomer so fast it would literally shock you...im pretty heavy so I can ski switch as fast as some of the skittle kids can ski regular. It was right after I tuned my skis for the first time in months...caught an edge and just exploded into a colorful waterproof fabric mushroom cloud. On perfect packed powder corduroy. That got some laughs and gasps as well.