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So there was this gaper...

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.SBK.
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Today in the park i was skiing and i was waiting for my brother to come down, when i see two gapers going really slowly off a large jump and just drop down one after the other, i started laughing my ass off really loud and it turns out one of them was crying and really hurt. The guy starts calling me a fucking asshole so i feel bad and go over to say sorry, I said i hope shes ok and it turns out it was a guy ahahahaha


Mar 19 2012 2:48AM
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katie.
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Tell it again.
Mar 19 2012 2:49AM
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skitheWest.
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cool story bro.
Mar 19 2012 2:50AM
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Rafiki
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when will it be available on audio-tape? would love to listen to it while i'm doing aerials in the park and on my daily commute.
Mar 19 2012 2:53AM
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CrotchKiller
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well you sound like a douche op, learn how to snicker quietly or just shut your face hole
Mar 19 2012 3:01AM
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justinp4400
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i would have laughed as well. they shouldn't even be in the park if there rolling over jumps, or if they are inn the park fucking ski next to the jumps...maybe he/she will learn next time
Mar 19 2012 3:36AM
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bdarb207
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Mar 19 2012 7:01AM
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maximiliaan
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we have all been gapers
Mar 19 2012 7:03AM
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maynaiseman
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Not me. I did doubles in Preschool.
Mar 19 2012 7:09AM
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kevmac
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Mar 19 2012 7:18AM
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timmi
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It's cool man, I laugh when people fall.
Mar 19 2012 7:43AM
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freestyler540
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nope, I was 12 when you center got our first park. So I grew up in a park, with everyone else riding park for the first time.
Mar 19 2012 8:53AM
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WakaShocka
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im guessing you are no oldert than 14
Mar 19 2012 9:48AM
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steezbox
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threadworthy? And this would be Ski gabber either way.
Mar 19 2012 9:54AM
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Velocirooster
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If you sell the movie rights i would like to be cast as the hurt skiier
Mar 19 2012 11:30AM
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alex=
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must........ get............. park....... passes.....

Mar 19 2012 11:36AM
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Ski_Alot
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I'm a gaper...
Mar 19 2012 11:54AM
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Dr.Gnar
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It's YOU!! YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE SAGA-DECKED-OUT NOT-ACTUALLY-THAT-GOOD F*CKING COCKY SH*T LITTLE PARK RAT MOTHERF*CKERS!! Learn to keep your dickhead mouth shut, noob. What did you expect making this thread, sympathy? You're obviously as dumb as you are douchey. Get over yourself!
Mar 19 2012 12:04PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA N00BS IN THE PARK LOLOLOLOLOL I CANT BELIEVE IT HOW DO THEY SUCK SO MUCH WIENER IN THE PARK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


see, OP, that is why you do not sound like a likable person.
Mar 19 2012 12:05PM
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Top_5_Worst_NSer
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you were right. gapers should have the goddamn smarts to not hit a huge jump that they have no business hitting, and if getting laughed at helps them learn a lesson about park safety, fine.
Mar 19 2012 12:06PM
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jake_tom_sully
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gotta love uptight ns. hah i thought it was funny
Mar 19 2012 1:41PM
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Janky
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shoulda cooked bacon... im just sayin.
Mar 19 2012 1:43PM
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The_Big_Tuna
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Mar 19 2012 4:00PM
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Ski_Alot
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op's words hurt
Mar 19 2012 4:43PM
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.SBK.
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Were you one of the kids that fell ?
Mar 19 2012 5:20PM
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Dr.Gnar
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Try 10 years ago. Kiddo.
Mar 19 2012 6:03PM
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RockyMountnHigh
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Pics or it didn't happen.
Mar 19 2012 6:05PM
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Gmart
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I lost u won some k
Mar 19 2012 6:13PM
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.SBK.
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bump
Mar 22 2012 6:34PM
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1337
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why the fuck did you bump this
Mar 22 2012 6:36PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Fuck off, asshole.
Mar 22 2012 6:37PM
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ForeverYung
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This is even more dumb than that guy bumping the jiberish Summer line thread. You are an idiot
Mar 22 2012 7:41PM
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bgeast
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thats so cool
Mar 22 2012 7:47PM
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theabortionator
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Don't care


Didn't read


Cool Story Bro


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Mar 22 2012 7:50PM
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BlackieChan
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Ahaha this.
Mar 22 2012 7:50PM
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