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Hot girl doesn't know what 'Miles Per Hour' means

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Justin.B
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she's a keeper........


Mar 19 2012 2:29AM
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.AR6rider.
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She says something like, "If we're going 80mph, and I can run a 9 minute mile, I'm pretty sure you just gotta whack it in half...but that's just a guess because I don't know how fast your tires are rotating, so I'm guessing it will take like 40 minutes."

That's about where I gave up on humanity.
Mar 19 2012 1:33PM
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Janky
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I make sense, you don't make sense. lol hahahaha
Mar 19 2012 1:35PM
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soulskier
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i dont think i would be able to marry someone like that
Mar 19 2012 1:38PM
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DubV134
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shes not even hot? i bet if you shaved her head she would look exactly like neanderthal
Mar 19 2012 1:41PM
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Crowley.
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Hot girl? That bitch hit
Mar 19 2012 2:23PM
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.AR6rider.
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She reminds me of a female version of this guy. No idea why, I just keep seeing it.
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Mar 19 2012 2:25PM
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Mike-O
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Oh lawd, I see it too.
Mar 19 2012 2:26PM
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PopsicleStand
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haha


Mar 19 2012 2:49PM
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Mike-O
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With all this "would not marry" talk, it's probably the mindset for a lot of people, but she might be the best lay, best cook, best caring and loving mother etc. in the world or just an overall happy and positive person with a good social standing and group of friends beside her stupid logic and misinformation about this topic - things that might cause some guy, of whose intelligence we know nothing else than he is driving a car while filming a video and knows what MPH means and stands for - to fall for a girl like her.

I personally would not, if things like this popped up on the first meet/date, do nothing... or maybe tops take her out for a ride and that's it.

I've dated a few girls who were pretty, sexy, fun... but ignorant or dumb as bricks. Girls who think the sky is blue because the ocean is blue; girls who think the grass is green so cows know to eat it instead of dirt; girls who think butterflies come out of snails etc.

It's all good for a few fun nights out on the town, but to put a ring on that finger and bear the possibility of someone like them passing on their idiocy to children is a crazy thought. But that's life.
Mar 19 2012 7:43PM
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yuck
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holy shit talk about overthinking a simple question...
Mar 19 2012 7:47PM
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andstuff
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The guy is only embarrassing himself by openly admitting to marrying such a fucking dumb.

And she isn't even hot, meaning she is nothing more than a waste of space and a time burgler.
Mar 19 2012 7:54PM
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the.cheat
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he's weird as fuck but damn he could party hard if he gained a few valuable social skills.
Mar 19 2012 8:02PM
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meowmo
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This proves my point of women should just go back to the kitchen where they belong.
Mar 19 2012 8:03PM
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fucking
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sorry but there's one thing you've missed about all this...

she's a mormon from logan. the only things she's good at is popping out children and popping in anti-depressants.

Mar 19 2012 8:05PM
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.AR6rider.
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I'm using this insult from now on. What a fucking dumb.
Mar 19 2012 8:05PM
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elemeno89
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putting numbers in a tax return when i watched this. then i forgot what numbers were. i am now dumber at my job after watching this.
Mar 19 2012 8:07PM
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J_Christoph
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hahaha i posted this on facebook right before i got on and saw this thread
Mar 19 2012 8:34PM
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andybob
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Holy fuck, I lost it.


Mar 19 2012 8:39PM
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Justin.B
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When I made this thread last night there was 17,000 views on the video, now it says 652,000 :|
shits spreadin like wildfire ahaha
Mar 19 2012 8:39PM
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Yardie
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Sorry but you don't know shit. Not a mormon, not from Logan

Mike pretty much hit it on the head with "an overall happy and positive person with a good social standing and group of friends"

This is why I feel bad for em. They're both gonna be judged by tons of fucktards with fucktard names like "fucking" from all around the world. This could definitely have a huge impact on both of their lives.
Mar 19 2012 8:40PM
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penguiin
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.
Mar 19 2012 8:49PM
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bootleg_BEN
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At least she figured out why cops can catch people in high speed pursuits...

Their tires are fuller so they spin faster, why didnt i think of that!



Excuse me while i go pump the shit out of my tires so my truck will go faster than the cars that are going the Same speed in MPH as me. LOL
Mar 19 2012 8:49PM
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fucking
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oh yea? how bout you tell us who they really are since you seem to know them and all. and maybe if they didn't want to be judged, they wouldn't put their video on fucking youtube. but they don't know any better because they're mormons from the middle of nowhere. i feel bad that you're trying to defend two incredibly dumb and brainwashed people.
Mar 19 2012 9:00PM
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BlackCupid
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If you watch his bubble bath video, you see he is less disgusted by the taste of bubble bath than the taste of vodka. Insane.
Mar 19 2012 9:10PM
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HumanGenius
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id still pee in her butt
Mar 19 2012 9:17PM
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WillStart
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the guy posted a video of his not exceptionally good looking wife giving an incredibly stupid answer to a simple question with the intention of making people laugh at how stupid he is.


if he doesn't expect countless insults about her looks, her intelligence, and the fact that he married her, then he's probably even more stupid than his wife.
Mar 19 2012 9:26PM
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andstuff
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So essentially what you're saying is that we should feel sorry for people who broadcast their painful degree of stupidity?

Having friends doesn't make it okay to be stupid. Being happy may be the result of being stupid, but that doesn't justify it either.

I can't decide which one is more retarded. The husband or the wife.
Mar 19 2012 9:40PM
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WillStart
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*she
Mar 19 2012 9:48PM
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FatWhore
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probably the coolest icon ever.. +k
Mar 19 2012 10:08PM
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Tent
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She's not even hot...
Mar 19 2012 10:08PM
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BrewskiJr
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Guys come on.. She kinda had a point...
Mar 19 2012 10:15PM
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BrewskiJr
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...On her ACT
Mar 19 2012 10:15PM
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TOAST.
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Thats how i feel doing my calc 2 right now.

Anyone good at sequences and series? in here?
Mar 19 2012 10:18PM
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ForeverYung
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I don't even...
Mar 19 2012 10:19PM
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Lucas
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Bahaha
Mar 19 2012 10:23PM
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bootleg_BEN
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Im working on my calc 2 right now also. FML Gahh this stuff sucks!
Mar 19 2012 11:08PM
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C-Burg
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new question, If you are going 80mph and filming yourself traveling from who knows to who gives a fuck, how bad will it hurt when you cross the median and hit an on coming truck
Mar 20 2012 12:26AM
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bootleg_BEN
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Just whack it in half
Mar 20 2012 1:33AM
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Dr.Dickless
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obviously married her for her smarts
Mar 20 2012 1:34AM
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GypsyLovin
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REALLY!? A 9 minute mile??

But really, that was painful.
Mar 20 2012 1:39AM
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JIBpsy^^
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I woul sdef bines her six wats from dunsyfat
Mar 20 2012 1:54AM
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Amadeus.
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i kind of saw this too

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Mar 20 2012 1:58AM
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Poems
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Dumb bitch wasting oxygen.. Get of the planet now please.
Mar 20 2012 2:00AM
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Davy.Crockett
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this
Mar 20 2012 2:51AM
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kris.....
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she went full retard


Mar 20 2012 4:36AM
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Justin.B
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holy fuck I've been watching this dude's vids since you've posted that (only saw the jalepeno one prior) and that man is fucked! How is his internal system not completely fucked
Mar 20 2012 5:39PM
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PopsicleStand
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god knows. Im not sure if all his stunts have made him slow like he is or if he was born with it, though.
Mar 20 2012 5:49PM
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Ac31stuff
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despite being the stupidest person i have ever seen she is actually pretty smart, through the tire turning and mile time's she got 58 minuets only 2 minuets off
Mar 20 2012 6:03PM
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bootleg_BEN
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It was 80 MPH
Mar 21 2012 12:46AM
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GreenHorn
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thats my friends cousin (the guy) and i heard that it was all fake. kinda ruined it for me.
Mar 21 2012 12:52AM
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