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Hot girl doesn't know what 'Miles Per Hour' means

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Justin.B
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she's a keeper........


Mar 19 2012 2:29AM
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icyburr
Posts: 455 - Karma: 1,576
DAT LOGIC
Mar 19 2012 2:32AM
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MN_Nice
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 56
The rage...
Mar 19 2012 2:33AM
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katie.
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 874
Just cut it in haaaaaaalf. Dumb bitch.
Mar 19 2012 2:35AM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mar 19 2012 2:36AM
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Amadeus.
Posts: 3050 - Karma: 382
from the profile view she looked hot but when she turned her head you got a full shot of her manly ogre face.
Mar 19 2012 2:38AM
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ski-swagga
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i just got stupider. holy shit.
Mar 19 2012 2:39AM
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easiestEC
Posts: 2471 - Karma: 489
women's logic

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Mar 19 2012 2:42AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Lucky guy to have a wife like that. Mediocre to okay looks at best, with the mind of my pet rock.


My pet rocks name is The Fonz and he is stupid, much like the man's wife in the OP's video. Here is a picture of The Fonz.

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Mar 19 2012 2:42AM
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DIX~
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Mar 19 2012 2:45AM
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FBGM
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That's not even woman logic anymore, that's just straight up stupid.
Mar 19 2012 2:48AM
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Lé.Skiing
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how the hell did she graduate without the ability to do a simple equation like that?
Mar 19 2012 2:52AM
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.Hugo.
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HOLY SHIT!! How can someone be so fucking stupid?
Mar 19 2012 2:57AM
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PimpDaddySkier
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twatttt the fuck?
Mar 19 2012 2:59AM
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Where-am-I
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well that marriage is sure to last
Mar 19 2012 3:06AM
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skitheWest.
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I didn't think she was serious at first...
Mar 19 2012 3:10AM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
I hate her. I wouldnt fuck that narciccistic bitch you somone else's dick. Well you asking a math question but im gonna tell you how fast i run the mile and my times when i am in and out of shape. Ugh, poor bastard.
Mar 19 2012 3:25AM
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TheStamos
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Sorry for the profan. ^ dont know what got into me:)

Mar 19 2012 3:31AM
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phreshpow
Posts: 834 - Karma: 133
this cant be real...
Mar 19 2012 3:52AM
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Mike-O
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I think the guy driving a car while filming a fucking video is the real idiot here.
Mar 19 2012 4:18AM
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udr1v3m3cr4zy
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can't be real....it just can't
Mar 19 2012 4:33AM
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sweatshirt
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 483
but she's so hottttt
Mar 19 2012 4:45AM
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CluckaChuck
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 734
I smell a divorce
Mar 19 2012 5:53AM
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skiingute
Posts: 630 - Karma: 15
Mormons don't get divorced. They had to be a troll since the comments were blocked from day 1
Mar 19 2012 6:07AM
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mightyboosh
Posts: 171 - Karma: 30
gotta be fake. can't trust anything on the interwebz nowadays
Mar 19 2012 6:25AM
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bdarb207
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 438
Good luck with the whole marriage thing. Probably turned off the comments because it was real and he wanted to spare his wife the humiliation haha
Mar 19 2012 6:59AM
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fucking
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from logan utah, very young and already married... i'm going to guess that they're from one of those weird little mormon communities in the middle of fucking no where. if that's true then i doubt this is fake because that kid is paying no attention whatsoever to his driving (pretty standard here in utah) and that woman knows of nothing outside of the home (again, pretty standard). i went on a canoeing camping trip for class like 10 years ago and this girl had never been outside of the valley before and thought ticks crawl under your skin and live inside of you.... yup.
Mar 19 2012 7:04AM
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Vietnow
Posts: 58 - Karma: 10
pretty sure we'd all hit it, though.
Mar 19 2012 7:14AM
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blackmamba.
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Mar 19 2012 9:00AM
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Milksteak
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Always a tough decision.
Mar 19 2012 9:05AM
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Fischer-Addicted
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Living proof that men are always correct.
Mar 19 2012 9:05AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Well, that was...frustrating. I can only hope it's fake.
Mar 19 2012 9:08AM
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bermbuster49
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i really hope we are all getting trolled really hard
Mar 19 2012 9:20AM
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BenWest
Posts: 470 - Karma: 89
what truly alarms me here, is that she might have children.
Mar 19 2012 9:36AM
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Mike-O
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Mar 19 2012 9:46AM
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corona
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yea it has to be fake.
Mar 19 2012 9:48AM
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bootleg_BEN
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They are headed to where I live! Im so Fucked...
Mar 19 2012 11:37AM
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howlongcanausern
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9 minute mile? ....the fuck? fat kids at school run faster than you
Mar 19 2012 11:42AM
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icon1234
Posts: 3081 - Karma: 1,475
Sucks for their kids, gonna be at a huge disadvantage with their mom being a retard in all.
Mar 19 2012 11:44AM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
gotta be fake
Mar 19 2012 11:45AM
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Yardie
Posts: 374 - Karma: -3
Nope. I went to highschool with this chick. I was in a couple classes with her she would always just blurt out the most retarded shit. Definitely not fake.
I feel kinda bad though. She may be half-retarded but she's a nice chick, that guys a good dude too. Hope they're ready for the shitstorm thats about to hit their lives for a bit.


nonetheless I'm pumped that I know the people in a soon-to-be viral vid
Mar 19 2012 11:50AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
thats why you teach your children when shit means before they become accustomed to just saying it and taking it for granted. she probably never had parents that sat her down and gave a shit. i feel bad for her. i bet she doesn't know what 7x8 is either if you asked her on the spot.
Mar 19 2012 11:56AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,297
MOTHER OF GOD. HOW CAN ONE BE SO FUCKING CLUELESS.
Mar 19 2012 11:58AM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,330
wowwww. i would NOT marry that stupid bitch
Mar 19 2012 12:18PM
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.Blake.
Posts: 1911 - Karma: 38
"You're not making sense because I'm making sense"
Mar 19 2012 12:25PM
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SgtSteamy
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Not that anyone cares, but I wen't to school in Logan. They said they were on their way from Logan to Boise, I'm assuming that's were there family lives. These two are probably students at USU, which is a great school.

Pretty common to see couples like this around the campus there.

Probably Mormon.
Mar 19 2012 12:44PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
which is completely irrelevant.



she's a dumb twat.

and he's retarded for making her his wife..


great edumacation they got!
Mar 19 2012 1:01PM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
I also feel bad for the husband, because he is the one who has to teach her the shit she should have learned in 2nd grade.

At least she isn't hideous.
Mar 19 2012 1:07PM
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WI_Personallty
Posts: 881 - Karma: 161

"Your are not making any sense. Let's just whack it in have." Blondes, must be frustrating I know.

Mar 19 2012 1:23PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
i didnt watch the whole video, so I don't know exactly what you are quoting, but im guessing this was not what you wanted to write.
Mar 19 2012 1:30PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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as soon as she said well, if i run a mile in... I stopped watching.
Mar 19 2012 1:32PM
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