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help, massive swollen bruise
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ok, bout 4 or 5 days ago i was skating at a park with some friends. i slipped out on the mini's coping trying an ally-oop pornstar, and i landed o the coping on my left hip, right at the bottom of my cheek. well, it started bruising, and looked really cool, and only hurt alittle, so i kept skating. sliding out, hurting it a little more until yesterday it was the size of a football, and deep deep purple. then today i landed on it once at the park, and it didnt hurt too badly, until the end of the night. now although the bruising went down, its throbbing pain and its swelled to the sixe of a soft-ball. i can barely move my leg. or sit. any suggestions?
-Joe
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take advil, can you post a picture of that cause its sounds pretty cool. You could ice ir down too.
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go to the hospital and get some codine. go home, pop a few, have some gin, good to go.
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yeah my mom got one of those in the exact same place. you need to go get the pus sucked out of it and its not gonna go away for like 3 months.
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ice and painkillers, try some opiates...
otherwise it just needs to heal, eat right and sleep a lot and itll heal faster.
patj
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i had one on my hip. it jiggled. it hurt a lot. very purple and shit. i just chilled and avoided falling on it when i skied. now, like 8 months later, i have a lump on my lower hip/upper thigh area. nothing major, just rest and stuff, takes a long time to go away
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actually, i was gonna take a pic yesterday, but my digi cams outta batteries, and now its just swollen, it doesnt look that bad. but, yeah, i called from my dorm and got some ice, im gonna see the nurse after classes tomarrow if i can walk.
-Joe
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post a pic anyway. I wanna see your ass.
not really
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