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FerrisBueller
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Mar 17 2012 10:14PM
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Casual.
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ell oh ell
Mar 17 2012 10:16PM
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EastCoast315
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Yet another case where the troll wastes an incredible amount of time for a mediocre-caliber laugh. Industrial technology doesn't give people free time to make art, it gives them free time to be bored and do stupid shit like this. Back to the fields, foolish modernite.
Mar 17 2012 10:17PM
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Lolocaust.
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I wish cat facts was real.
Mar 17 2012 10:17PM
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Rhys.Peice
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http://www.catfacts.org/
Mar 17 2012 10:18PM
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Lansfield
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oh my god that hilarious im so doing this.
Mar 17 2012 10:19PM
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Mr_Bump
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yesterday I watched my doctor cut a weird looking 3D mole (MOOOLLLEEEE) off my arm

kinda odd experience, it looked like a jelly tot and I got a peculiar boner for eating it
Mar 17 2012 10:19PM
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BlackCupid
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It took you almost a month to repost this from reddit. Your internet must be terribly slow.
Mar 17 2012 10:19PM
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Dwarftosser1
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Jesus you think you read in to that a little to much?
Mar 17 2012 10:20PM
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Lé.Skiing
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I like how they have a disclaimer on their website... hahaha
Mar 17 2012 10:23PM
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Lolocaust.
Posts: 1716 - Karma: 512
Like so they can send you texts.
Mar 17 2012 10:24PM
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Cotter
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minor lulz were had.
Mar 17 2012 10:30PM
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PJS.
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http://www.catfactstexts.com/


I subscribed a few people :)
Mar 17 2012 10:32PM
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zues
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hahaha i just laughed so hard i peed myself and i'm not kidding. fuck you marijuana
Mar 17 2012 10:43PM
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Cotter
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they pay for it
Mar 17 2012 10:46PM
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1337
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REEEEPOOOSTTTTTTTTTT
Mar 17 2012 10:52PM
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bleevus
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hehe
Mar 17 2012 10:55PM
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EricaMN.
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hahahahaha
Mar 17 2012 10:58PM
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theabortionator
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Mar 17 2012 11:18PM
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SpaghettiWizard
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Still Funny
Mar 17 2012 11:22PM
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Ski_Alot
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  • The cat was seen as a sacred animial in ancient Eqypt, and the history of domestic cats dates back to as early as 8000 years.
  • The biggest breed of domesticated cats are called a Maine Coon cat and weighs up to 11 kg.
  • Cats are some of the smartest animals and can interpret a human's mood and feelings.
  • The average cat sleeps between 12-14 hours a day.
  • Cats paw (repeatedly treading on a spot - often it's owner) to mark their territory. Cats sweat through the bottom of their paws and rub this off as a marking mechanism.
  • Cats can be taught how to use the toilet.
  • White cats with blue eyes are quite often born deaf.
  • Cat urine glows in the dark if a black light is shined on it. This is a good way to detect cat urine in your home.
  • Cats have 220° field of view where humans only have 180°.
  • Cats' sense of smell is 14 times stronger than that of humans.
  • Cats have 30 permanent teeth, while adult humans have 32.
  • Cats have 30 vertebrae, while humans only have 25.
  • Cats have 230 bones in their bodies, this is 24 more than humans.
  • Cats have a body temperature of between 101 and 102.2 °F (38 and 39 °C).
  • The lifespan of cats are usually between 15 and 20 years.
  • Cats have a heart rate of between 120 - 240 beats per minute. (This varies highly between different breeds cats)
  • Cats take between 20 - 40 breaths per minute in an inactive state. (This varies highly between different breeds cats)
  • The print on a cat's nose is like that of a fingerprint of a human, each is unique.
  • Cats have a top speed of about 30 mp/h (48.28 km/h).
Mar 17 2012 11:22PM
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anashyo
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hahahaha i thought it was funny
Mar 17 2012 11:38PM
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Timmy.
Posts: 507 - Karma: 22
lulzz
Mar 18 2012 12:07AM
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Lolocaust.
Posts: 1716 - Karma: 512
You have to Pay pal :(
Mar 18 2012 12:10AM
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