okay, so first up, no pictures, so this is totally a claim thread.
anyways:
-3 eggs (large AA, western family of course)
-shredded cheddar
here's the tricky part, while you're cooking it, and before you flip it, you gotta put a
-spoon full of salsa, and..
-and spoon full of cream cheese.
next take plate you will eat omelet on and put tortilla chips as a base,
fold omelet, let cook, and put that mother fucker on top of those chips.
i'm satisfied.