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Best way to get your pass pulled

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c_roll
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My friends and i were at a mountain and it was the last time we would be going there this year, so we decided to get our passes pulled. We tried really hard but it was night skiing and the ski patrol didn't seem to care about or notice anything we did. We tried loads of things like skiing on closed trails, bouncing the lifts, sticking our poles in the safety mats around each lift pole, and i almost got kicked out when i walked in the lodge with my skis on, but again it failed. Whats an easy/funny/not super dueche bag way to get your pass pulled?


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Mar 14 2012 11:14PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
WELL you should have a contest with your friend, who can get their pass pulled first, winner gets $10, and you need to gopro the whole thing for our sake
Mar 15 2012 10:40AM
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armadaski44
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hahahahhahahahha. Loved that thread
Mar 15 2012 11:40AM
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moment54
Posts: 101 - Karma: 42
1. Toilet bowl cleaner (The Works) + Aluminum foil (a lot) in a gatorade or vitamin water bottle will result in a huge explosion. sounds like a shot gun if done correctly.
1/2 bottle of toilet bowl cleaner + enough aluminum foil in it, shake it, then throw it.

2. ski with flares?

3. take out a ski patroller

4. steal a piston bully (trail groomer)
Mar 15 2012 11:49AM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
Dude, have a friend ride up the mountain with you, which ever one of you is lighter, get on the back of the bigger guy and make huge carves across the run. piggyback on skis
Mar 15 2012 11:53AM
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rareison
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Lost it
Mar 15 2012 12:01PM
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shorty_T
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Depending on how big of assholes the lifties are.... playing chicken sometimes works.. got mine pulled for 2 weeks but only because I jumped off after the bull wheel.
Mar 15 2012 12:39PM
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ski-swagga
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it should be like this. start-1:15 (there's a longer version on youtube but i couldnt find it)

Mar 15 2012 1:18PM
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Smuffy
Posts: 4686 - Karma: 3,408
seen it done. kids didnt even notice, shits whack dawg
Mar 15 2012 1:33PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,240
have fun getting your pass pulled for next season!

lol idiots, you do realize they know its the end of the season, right? they'll pull your pass for this year and usually pull it for next year too
Mar 15 2012 1:35PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
spray patrollers, jump every rope, cut every lift line, knock down signs and fences, jump off the chair, ect...
Mar 15 2012 1:51PM
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Squeenerd
Posts: 731 - Karma: 186
i went to vail for a few days in december. we were pretending to be the classic tourist-noob and ski in straight pizza. I skied right through a slow sign, knocked it over, and got up to leave. ski patrol was standing right there and made me put it back up. so i pranced around like a douche and held the sign up like an astronaut with the american flag on the moon. only got a warning though.

inb4 badass meme
Mar 15 2012 2:11PM
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HKrass
Posts: 396 - Karma: 43

poop on the gondola
poop on the chair
poop in the lift line
poop in the lodge
poop in the toilet

Mar 15 2012 2:46PM
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WI_Personallty
Posts: 881 - Karma: 161
dude why would you want to do that.
Mar 15 2012 2:54PM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7482 - Karma: 36,057
Find an employee ID, use it to get cheaper food.
Mar 15 2012 3:02PM
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zagfan5
Posts: 2608 - Karma: 144
get off lift.
strip.
take fabric part of slow sign, throw it over your back cape style.
ski as fast as you can to the lodge, spraying as may people as possible
take off skis.
run though lodge.
pee on the ski racks outside of lodge as you get tackled by ski patrol.
profit?
Mar 15 2012 3:35PM
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ktd619
Posts: 927 - Karma: 96
get a food tray from the lodge and ride it down the hill.
Mar 15 2012 3:38PM
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skifoo
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 45
spray snow to people on the lift or just on random gapers. Funnest way to do it haha.
Mar 15 2012 4:03PM
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Zimmerman
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Isn't there a story of some drunk guy who did it and ran into the exposed pole he took it off of and died? Straight Darwin Awards shit right there.


and HI CHRISTIAN IT'S JON
Mar 15 2012 4:40PM
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future-spins
Posts: 395 - Karma: 900
my friend and i lit off bottle rockets, romen candels and other assorted fireworks off the lift tword people on the trail(claim?) i think at any actual mountain that should get you at least in a little trouble
Mar 15 2012 8:10PM
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Deluge
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hahahahhaahahaha
Mar 15 2012 8:29PM
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saxon
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ski naked
Mar 22 2012 11:34AM
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maxgilly
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.
Mar 22 2012 12:08PM
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maxgilly
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i wish i could poop that much.
Mar 22 2012 12:11PM
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tBatt
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HI JON, IT'S TED
Mar 22 2012 1:06PM
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remove
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jump from the chair
Mar 22 2012 2:19PM
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CassiusClay
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Ski past a ski patrol naked, when they chase after you go into a tuck position and lay a steamer down. Works just like a banana in mario kart. When you get to the bottom go straight to the ski patrol hq hut and pee on any skis sitting outside of it.
Mar 22 2012 3:21PM
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Willard
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 429
Ski by the park crew shed and shout "FUCK PARK CREW LAZY DAMNT AHHHHH" Got mine taken for 8 days.
Mar 22 2012 3:56PM
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ski.school
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Smoke on the gondola
Mar 22 2012 5:09PM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24725 - Karma: 29,944
This works EVERY SINGLE TIME.

Roman Candle war while shredding.

Absolutely foolproof way to.....

A: have moderately safe fun.

B: get noticed.

C: get your pass pulled.
Mar 22 2012 5:14PM
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future-spins
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i have done this multiple times at my local mountains and they didn't care, but my mountain is also retarded
Mar 22 2012 5:33PM
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annex_
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this. genius.
Mar 22 2012 5:36PM
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The_Big_Tuna
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fapping climax while in mid air?
Mar 22 2012 5:39PM
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TechnoPotamus
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shit your pants and then kill yourself, man that will really show them!
Mar 22 2012 5:52PM
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Dr.Dickless
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won't get you passed pulled, its just fun!
Mar 22 2012 5:56PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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defiantly take a BN run, eat a bunch of chili or macaroni or maybe even some corn, then proceed to dump while your skiing
Mar 22 2012 6:00PM
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PacificRimJob
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Yeah, but were you doing it out in the open, right under the lift, and did you keep doing it over and over?

my buddies and I got about 120$ worth of roman candles last year and went to down on each other for about 20 mins... we were almost banned from the hill haha.
Mar 22 2012 6:46PM
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northeast
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seriously? fire a gun on the hill. you don't have to hit anybody, just pop off a few warning shots when some gaper cuts you off.
Mar 22 2012 6:54PM
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HKrass
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didn't burn holes in your outerwear?
Mar 22 2012 7:28PM
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Zimmerman
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that must have been difficult whilst skiing, did you give or receive?
Mar 22 2012 8:05PM
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taylornicky
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golden
Mar 22 2012 8:54PM
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future-spins
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we where doing it off the lift at everything around us for about 3 runs, the guy in the top lift tower thought it was a good idea, haha
Mar 22 2012 8:58PM
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Skittle.
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Mar 22 2012 9:01PM
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tBatt
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FTW!
Mar 22 2012 11:54PM
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Aiden-P
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bomb down the hill and spray groups off people with snow, like by stopping. works everytime!

Mar 23 2012 1:20AM
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Casual.
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i almost got my pass pulled tonight. apparently ski patrol doesn't like it when you duck under multiple ropes
Mar 23 2012 1:41AM
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