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Best way to get your pass pulled

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c_roll
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My friends and i were at a mountain and it was the last time we would be going there this year, so we decided to get our passes pulled. We tried really hard but it was night skiing and the ski patrol didn't seem to care about or notice anything we did. We tried loads of things like skiing on closed trails, bouncing the lifts, sticking our poles in the safety mats around each lift pole, and i almost got kicked out when i walked in the lodge with my skis on, but again it failed. Whats an easy/funny/not super dueche bag way to get your pass pulled?


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Mar 14 2012 11:14PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
find a ski instructor and make them into chili. thats the fastest way to get several things pulled, including your pass.
Mar 14 2012 11:15PM
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CalebT
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You're dumb.
Mar 14 2012 11:15PM
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Jib-Ninja
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hmm, destroying the mountains property and bouncing the lifts isnt super douchey?
Mar 14 2012 11:17PM
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SPskier543
Posts: 2413 - Karma: 324
Jump off a lift
Mar 14 2012 11:17PM
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Dlud
Posts: 938 - Karma: 544
Lie in the lodge on your back and pee straight in the air. Works every time
Mar 14 2012 11:18PM
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c_roll
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nope
Mar 14 2012 11:18PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
take the mat off the bottom of a lift tower and ride it down the hill. errrr I mean definitely don't do that.
Mar 14 2012 11:29PM
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yuck
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piss off the lift onto people skiing below
Mar 14 2012 11:31PM
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EasyEast
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i lol'd
Mar 14 2012 11:32PM
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POW-WOW
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Threads haha I hate to say it but it sounds fun. Wear a XXXXXL jacket and flash people
Mar 14 2012 11:32PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
ski backwards. they hate it when you do that.
Mar 14 2012 11:33PM
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DayMan
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I'm pretty sure some kids died doing that a few years back... Do it.
Mar 14 2012 11:36PM
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
quoted. let this thread continue
Mar 14 2012 11:37PM
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
1000 post niceeee^^
Mar 14 2012 11:38PM
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tinkytwinky
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GOOD OL TITTIES
Mar 14 2012 11:39PM
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InfiniteSteeze
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Lets see some Tig ol' Bitties!
Mar 14 2012 11:41PM
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DIX~
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inb4 mods don't like tits
Mar 14 2012 11:42PM
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GypsyLovin
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Just in time!^
Mar 14 2012 11:43PM
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skiingute
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No one can deny those  majestic beauties
Mar 14 2012 11:43PM
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Funnel
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Nice tits up there. Thanks for that man. Smoking weed will guaranteed get your pass pulled.
Mar 14 2012 11:44PM
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tinkytwinky
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I Saved the tits to my computer for anyone who missed 'em.


PM me. but if i smell bacon you can fuck off.
Mar 14 2012 11:45PM
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*Bird
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tits are of OPs mom!
Mar 14 2012 11:46PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
this is epic. do it. or just ski a run with your nuts just hanging out.
Mar 14 2012 11:46PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
Bring a paintball gun to the hill on the last day and fuck up some noobs
Mar 14 2012 11:47PM
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tripnip
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 482
its because people die from it
Mar 14 2012 11:48PM
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InfiniteSteeze
Posts: 134 - Karma: 33
This! From the chairlift..works every time
Mar 14 2012 11:49PM
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wait.what
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I did a marijuana this one time and I was in the ER for like 10 days on IV and pain killers.
Scary stuff, kids.
Mar 14 2012 11:55PM
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
if u have a race team at ur hill cut into their course and fuck shit up
Mar 15 2012 12:04AM
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reverendwrong
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thats easy...


THE BN


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Mar 15 2012 12:07AM
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SteveStepp
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murder the staff
Mar 15 2012 12:08AM
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HKrass
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thats easy. 4xl jacket, no pants. flash people
Mar 15 2012 12:10AM
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Timmy.
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make a chain of people and go really slow to take up the whole hill... or go on one of the beginner trails and fall infront of people that have no idea how to do anything so they just freak out and die
Mar 15 2012 12:15AM
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Cotter
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this thread will not deliver
Mar 15 2012 12:21AM
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LittleFoot
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Punch a patroller right in the face
Mar 15 2012 12:26AM
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FerrisBueller
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professor black steve has spoken!
Mar 15 2012 12:28AM
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wreck.yoself
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do inverts at my local hill
Mar 15 2012 12:34AM
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KEVTRON
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poop in the gondola
Mar 15 2012 12:34AM
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Troy.
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Start a bonfire in the lift line while waiting for first chair.
Mar 15 2012 12:43AM
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lukewalnuts
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naked spread eagles.
Mar 15 2012 7:33AM
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.Jacob
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? debby downer.
Mar 15 2012 7:42AM
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future-spins
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Masturbate on a chair lift

Mar 15 2012 7:46AM
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maximiliaan
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grab some kids and let them take an huge ass kicker
Mar 15 2012 8:20AM
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WestWoods
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I ski'd naked once, We (me and my friends) knew we could out ski the patrol, all we had to do was get in the trees and get our clothes from our backpacks. But when we flew by one ski patrol I turned to look back and slammed into some 12 year old boy and laid both of us out. I laid there naked with ice rash... I got my pass suspended. they didn't even take it. In fact the patrol dude was laughing at me. took me to some trees let me put my clothes on. then took me in to get yelled at! haha so to answer your question. Kill someone and pee on there body.
Mar 15 2012 9:20AM
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Ski_Alot
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agreed, i know from personal experience
Mar 15 2012 10:17AM
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Blurst
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Telling him not to have the most fun ever! Do this its really really fun.
Mar 15 2012 10:19AM
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applejuice.
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i'm pretty sure beatslop allows this.
Mar 15 2012 10:24AM
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Ski_Alot
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don't
Mar 15 2012 10:25AM
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B_K
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just stop in the lift line and do nothing..or everytime you try and get on the lift just fall and get dragged and stop the lift for long periods of time
Mar 15 2012 10:28AM
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steezywannabeezy
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damnit. made me laugh in class. haha
Mar 15 2012 10:37AM
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Ski_Alot
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i keep bursting out laughing in study hall and people are staring because of this thread
Mar 15 2012 10:39AM
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