Replying to Best way to get your pass pulled

My friends and i were at a mountain and it was the last time we would be going there this year, so we decided to get our passes pulled. We tried really hard but it was night skiing and the ski patrol didn't seem to care about or notice anything we did. We tried loads of things like skiing on closed trails, bouncing the lifts, sticking our poles in the safety mats around each lift pole, and i almost got kicked out when i walked in the lodge with my skis on, but again it failed. Whats an easy/funny/not super dueche bag way to get your pass pulled?


+k for funny/useful tips