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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Yes I know it's on other forums but not here

I'll start
I'm making a scene in the DMV when suddenly a rogue piece of sheet metal falls off an airliner and cuts my arm off.
On the way to the hospital, the apocalypse begins

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Mar 13 2012 1:32PM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,395
hahaha, perfect.

Oct 2 2012 2:03PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,813
sick Im going to die rich!
Oct 2 2012 2:05PM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
OD on tacos?
Oct 2 2012 2:20PM
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Gnarbangalakazoo
Posts: 561 - Karma: 262
Pretty sweet death I think.
Oct 2 2012 2:25PM
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HoneyBadger
Posts: 998 - Karma: 234
and it won't even give a shit
Oct 2 2012 2:37PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
haha yeah, dying of clapping your hands to hard would be funny!!!


































Oct 2 2012 2:59PM
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,943
fuc
Oct 2 2012 3:25PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
aahahaha saw that you had posted in the thread and couldnt stop laughing, epic
Oct 2 2012 3:27PM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
Well shit

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Oct 2 2012 3:46PM
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shuckle
Posts: 590 - Karma: 317
Mr. Nye finally gets fed up with all the people who use his name on websites lool
Oct 2 2012 4:10PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
i fell as if this went unnoticed, I wanted those "dude, ur so stupid and take the internet seriously" comments to cum @ me
Oct 2 2012 4:21PM
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FLBP
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 310
I knew my dyslexia would get me into trouble eventually.
Oct 2 2012 4:28PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
lolollololol u mad bro???
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Oct 2 2012 4:38PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,140

Oct 2 2012 4:39PM
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-ShredTheGnar-
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 111
Can total deal with dying this way. what is the past tense... Shrode the gnar? shredded the gnar?
Oct 2 2012 4:41PM
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JeremyClarkson
Posts: 1599 - Karma: 1,934
I will die by Top Gear. Hopefully Id be goin out like a sucka in a Ferrari hahaha
Oct 2 2012 4:42PM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
Shredded by the gnar
Oct 2 2012 4:45PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
if I still had my old name, I'd die brave :(
i guess now i'll be a villain and be killed by the police. It'll be a high speed chase, then it will end with a last stand at Craters of the Moon national monument . my crew will have died, and I will valiantly defend the money that I robbed from 50 banks to my last bullet. I will finally be overwhelmed by an army of gophers that the police set on me once they ran out of ammo. b.a.
Oct 2 2012 4:46PM
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shuckle
Posts: 590 - Karma: 317
you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain

...and then die
Oct 2 2012 4:48PM
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,943
neat story batman, did you get it at the suck my butthole store?


hahaha lolo hehehe
Oct 2 2012 5:11PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
you know, not all that bad. fine either way.
Oct 2 2012 5:13PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
wut
Oct 2 2012 6:35PM
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a_burger
Posts: 5235 - Karma: 20,715
I tried to hit a giant W for urban and died.

Oct 2 2012 7:02PM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
Suicide. It's my last name. Either that or assassinated by a family member
Oct 2 2012 7:08PM
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ski-swagga
Posts: 5276 - Karma: 219
God struck me down with a lightning bolt because he was jelly of my swagger.
Oct 2 2012 7:10PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
no this:

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Oct 2 2012 7:10PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
ohhhh, i just steezed so hard, watch out man. you'll get steeze all over your skis!!
Oct 2 2012 7:17PM
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,903
fuck i just nostalgia'd everywhere
Oct 2 2012 7:19PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
the guy playing is dumb though, everyone knows the hammer is most effective vs. shadow link
Oct 2 2012 7:21PM
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,903
plus if he started that battle with full health he's a fucking retard. even that battle wasnt so difficult so as to lose all that health
Oct 2 2012 7:23PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
true. plus he still has full magic so he hasnt used Dins fire yet. what an idiot!
Oct 2 2012 7:25PM
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,903
such an amateur!
Oct 2 2012 7:28PM
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CaelW
Posts: 400 - Karma: 108
Cael means powerful so I'm going to get killed by some huge guy that I piss off. Or Cael is also a type a cabbage so I can die by getting hot in the head with a cabbage. The second one is probably more likely
Oct 2 2012 7:57PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
spaghetticat.,...............
Oct 2 2012 7:58PM
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powderdrunkie
Posts: 2034 - Karma: 976
either drunk skiing or drunk overdosing on blow.

I hope it's blow.
Oct 7 2012 6:26PM
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Bear_Grylls
Posts: 1223 - Karma: 300
Yeah I believe it. He's bound to run out of money at some point and he'll turn to crime.
Oct 7 2012 6:32PM
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Snowtorious_BIG
Posts: 659 - Karma: 1,467
I'll be throwing one of my huge triple cork 1440's when one of my girlfriends will take off her shirt, so I'll get distracted and land on my face...
Oct 7 2012 7:41PM
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Chief.Queef
Posts: 4427 - Karma: 381
i guess i will be killed in the attempt to fulfill my destiny
Oct 7 2012 8:03PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
SORRY BUD...




































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Oct 7 2012 8:08PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
so i'm on a fuckton of ecstasy and I'm dancing in the streets with TECHNOVIKING, the music pleases us.

TechnoPotamus and TechnoViking don't dance to the music, THE MUSIC DANCES TO TECHNOPOTAMUS AND TECHNOVIKING. We please the gods with our sex acts and rhythmic dancing








When suddenly, a hippo that has escaped from the zoo turns onto our street. Being unable to give any less of a fuck, we continue to dance, inviting the hippo to join. Instead, it tramples technoviking and eats me in 2 bites.
Oct 7 2012 8:34PM
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asfdfads
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 279
i die choking on my own vommit.
Oct 7 2012 8:37PM
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klayer_9
Posts: 2037 - Karma: 188
OD on kush?






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Oct 7 2012 8:38PM
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MASkier
Posts: 657 - Karma: 704
I hate cheese.
Oct 7 2012 8:52PM
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
Looks like either being shot 7 times in the streets, or a codeine overdose...
Oct 7 2012 9:55PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
Liver failure.



very legitimate possibility.
Oct 7 2012 9:56PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15081 - Karma: 9,158
Ew.
Oct 7 2012 10:12PM
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gusestomp
Posts: 1377 - Karma: 746
oh shitttt, getting stomped on my someone with my lastname.
Oct 7 2012 10:12PM
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