Your username is how you die

Mr.Turtle

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Posts: 3690

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somehow i don't see this happening

Mar 13 2012 3:43PM

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CliffyByro

Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,903

Karma: 3,903

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No Life

i think this guy would be worse, he'd talk you to death:

Mar 13 2012 3:47PM

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JakeAssBeatClap

Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537

Karma: 2,537

Posts: 6673

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I see a girl with a very HOT ASS, and I'm like hey what's you're name you have quite the HOT ASS. But then, her boyfriend sees me say this to her and he is a meat head douche, who is coked out and wearing affliction and sunglasses even though it's night time. And he roid rages on me, and BEATS my ass to a pulp. But the steroids and coke and bad cologne are still coursing through his body so he pulls out his gun, that he bought to be more like The Game, and all I hear is CLAP! And he shoots me and I die. HotAssBeatClap.

Mar 13 2012 3:48PM

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jhackbeez

Posts: 2136 - Karma: 258

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i'm worried.

Mar 13 2012 3:53PM

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Peppy

Posts: 346 - Karma: 341

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Loner

i guess i died by doing a barrel roll

Mar 13 2012 3:53PM

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Crossfade

Posts: 743 - Karma: 24

Karma: 24

Posts: 743

Ridiculous

Crossfade may refer to:

Crossfade (audio engineering), an audio mixing technique
Crossfade (band), a post-grunge/hard rock band from South Carolina
- Crossfade (album), their debut album

So I see myself listening to Crossfade so loud that my brain explodes out my ears due to the crossfade in the audio.

P.S. I've never even heard of this band.

Mar 13 2012 3:53PM

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roor

Posts: 946 - Karma: -80

Karma: -80

Posts: 946

Insane

i guess I'm immune, no ones ever died from smoking weed. Maybe Ill drop a roor, the will glass will break, then ricochet of the floor and slit my neck

Mar 13 2012 3:53PM

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The_Big_Tuna

Posts: 799 - Karma: 75

Karma: 75

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Ridiculous

well darb is my name backwards. so 9,000 clones of myself attacking me?

insanity.

Mar 13 2012 3:54PM

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holy.shep

Posts: 413 - Karma: 24

Karma: 24

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Ridiculous

I slip on spilled cheeze whiz because i couldnt my feet whilw wearing the tallest tee ever, so i slip down the stairs and die

Mar 13 2012 3:56PM

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roddy116

Posts: 10627 - Karma: 7,423

Karma: 7,423

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Crazy Fool

how will i die? cant think of a way

Mar 13 2012 4:00PM

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squashmosh

Posts: 632 - Karma: 565

Karma: 565

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Ridiculous

But your corpse is in after bang position

Mar 13 2012 4:05PM

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Crossfade

Posts: 743 - Karma: 24

Karma: 24

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Ridiculous

A flatbed truck transporting 116 Metal "rods" overturns launching them into the sky. The last thing you see is this mass of airbourne rods blocking out the sun as you take your last breath.

Mar 13 2012 4:06PM

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El_Barto.

Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,354

Karma: 24,354

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Crazy Fool

im just gonna go ahead and say i win this thread

Mar 13 2012 4:07PM

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Mr.Gaga

Posts: 2021 - Karma: 542

Karma: 542

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I'm going to get raped and killed by a Lady Gaga fan

Mar 13 2012 4:11PM

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iSmokeweed

Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370

Karma: 1,370

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No Life

i guess i have to start tokin again.

Mar 13 2012 4:11PM

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PopsicleStand

Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147

Karma: 147

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I crash into a roadside stand selling popsicles.

Mar 13 2012 4:12PM

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Ribss.

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Clearly I am going to die by choking on some delicious baby back ribs after a long day of shredding chest deep shmowder. Fuck yeah.

Mar 13 2012 4:12PM

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ORDEAL

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Nah whoever has a username like 10footpenis wins

Mar 13 2012 4:13PM

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eldridge

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Relevant to my death.

I'm making some delicious crab legs when I go to grab the last crab, but little do I know its not just any crab. Citizen Snips launches at my face, and snips my jugular in one lightning quick movement, and i slowly bleed out, with Citizen Snips teabagging me.

Mar 13 2012 4:15PM

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poo_slinger

Posts: 80 - Karma: 10

Karma: 10

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Wannabe

ahh bummer this is gonna be messy

Mar 13 2012 4:15PM

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remove

Posts: 2566 - Karma: 1,026

Karma: 1,026

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Addict

I'm ok with this?

Mar 13 2012 4:15PM

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EmperorKuzco

Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254

Karma: 254

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But if you killed yourself then you would have no future, thus eliminating the possibility of you ever returning to the past and killing yourself.

Mar 13 2012 4:17PM

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Abu_Hajaar

Posts: 2749 - Karma: 3,907

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I'm screwed...

Mar 13 2012 4:19PM

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Forcillo

Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580

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Hm. I choke on some mint? My username is quite immune to death

Mar 13 2012 4:20PM

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thenightman

Posts: 766 - Karma: 132

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Ridiculous

I'll be huffing paint...sounds good

Mar 13 2012 4:21PM

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Ribss.

Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344

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Its gay humps.

Mar 13 2012 4:22PM

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WI_Personallty

Posts: 881 - Karma: 161

Karma: 161

Posts: 881

Insane

wow that guy was creepy. I dunno an death by spoon is a pretty hilarious way to go. according to the original thread he was asking for a finishing end to the story starter. If we are already in teh apocalypse and some guy starts hitting me with a spoon. wouldn't teh apocalypse ahve already killed me before the spoon guy. Just a thought either way I can't decide if the video was funny or stupidly funny

Mar 13 2012 4:25PM

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CluckaChuck

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Insane

thats going to be fun

Mar 13 2012 4:39PM

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ORDEAL

Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75

Karma: 75

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No Life

attacked by a bouncer named cluck chuck?

Mar 13 2012 4:51PM

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No_Dub

Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294

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doing a dub, the momentum wont let me

Mar 13 2012 4:54PM

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Lolocaust.

Posts: 1716 - Karma: 512

Karma: 512

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Insane

lolocaust?

Hmmmm, so I die laughing at the Holocaust or die in the Holocaust. Word.

Mar 13 2012 4:57PM

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zerospinskier

Posts: 4867 - Karma: 350

Karma: 350

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Attempting to zerospin the Grand Canyon

Mar 13 2012 4:57PM

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maynaiseman

Posts: 1088 - Karma: 129

Karma: 129

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EIGHT giant black men pull me into an alley way, and begin to beat the shit out of me. However I escape and run down the road. SIX of them chase me, the other two are in wheel chairs and get left behind. The chase takes an unexpected turn when I trip and fall off a bridge and luckily land on a speed boat. ZERO of the men chasing me land on the boat and drown to death. I'm surprised at how well things turned out until I see that the boat driver is Slenderman. Dead.

Mar 13 2012 5:01PM

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