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fennjack
Posts: 286 - Karma: 131
your best jokes, lets hear 'em.
Mar 12 2012 6:58PM
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.AR6rider.
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So these two whales walk into a bar...
Mar 12 2012 6:59PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
I fucked your mother.
Mar 12 2012 6:59PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
I need some to tell the lifties tomorrow guys
Mar 12 2012 7:00PM
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e_strapp
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 212
knock knock..
Mar 12 2012 7:00PM
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,591
the holocaust
Mar 12 2012 7:02PM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598
a women outside a kitchen.
Mar 12 2012 7:03PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
whats the deal with airline food anyways?
Mar 12 2012 7:04PM
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fennjack
Posts: 286 - Karma: 131
Whos there
Mar 12 2012 7:06PM
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e_strapp
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 212
i've tried anal.
Mar 12 2012 7:07PM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
fuck you frank you're drunk.

stupid asswhale...
Mar 12 2012 7:11PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
so a rabbit and a bear are taking a shit in the woods ,

the bear looks down at the rabbit and asks "do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?"

the rabbit replies "no.. no i can't say that i do.."

so the bear takes the rabbit and wipes his ass with him.


AWW HAWW HAWWWWWW!!


courtesy eddie murphy from delirious.
Mar 12 2012 7:15PM
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e_strapp
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 212
i lol'd
Mar 12 2012 7:15PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
So a giraffe walks into a bar and lays down.. A few minutes later a farmer walks in and says to the bartender "Whats that lyin' there?"
The bartenter responds "thats not a lion its a giraffe"

3rd grader jokes....their good i know
Mar 12 2012 7:19PM
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e_strapp
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 212
this. what a joke
Mar 12 2012 7:23PM
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CluckaChuck
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 734
Why couldn't the kid purchase tickets to see the pirate movie?

BECAUSE IT WAS RATED ARHHHHH!
Mar 12 2012 7:25PM
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Montville57
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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is called and the duck is promptly caught and released in the nearby park.
Mar 12 2012 7:26PM
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Lucas
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Naked
Mar 12 2012 7:27PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
two guys walk into a bar......where do they go next?


















The Hospital
Mar 12 2012 7:29PM
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e_strapp
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 212
how do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?















turn it upside down
Mar 12 2012 7:35PM
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Mr.Turtle
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Click for larger image
Mar 12 2012 7:36PM
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The_Big_Tuna
Posts: 799 - Karma: 75
A dad walks into a bar.




His alcoholism is destroying his family.
Mar 13 2012 3:58PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
what did the elephant say to the naked man?

that thing sure is cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Mar 13 2012 4:21PM
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WI_Personallty
Posts: 881 - Karma: 161

three guys walk into a bar, the fourth one ducks

you didn't say not to, you said don't.

and other various asortments of blonde jokes

Mar 13 2012 4:31PM
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5oup5teeze
Posts: 1259 - Karma: 74
What do you say to a married woman?





Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean I can't score.
Mar 13 2012 4:35PM
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Spic-N-SpaN
Posts: 2002 - Karma: 1,465
jib life
Mar 13 2012 4:50PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
This is a thread for good jokes, not old, bad ones.
Mar 13 2012 4:50PM
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