Let's get some music going. Lemme just dust off my vinyls and - Oh, what is this? Some classic Soulja Boy? I think yes.
And speaking of Kim Kardashian, here are some puppies:
Fuck yes.
Next on the agenda is the shout out to all my Newschoolers, Facebook, Faceschoolers, and Newbook homies. Keep it real, young bloods.
You thought I was gonna list them?
If you've read this far, you deserve an award, a tasty award.
I was talking about cake, you perverted fucks.
That was good, wasn't it? Oh, just decent?
Lastly and definitely least, thanks for the good times Newschoolers. This is a great place. You're all retarded though.
That's it. Now leave my thread. YMR.