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Another epic crash caught on GoPro

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easiestEC
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yeah its another toddler crash

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a_pla5tic_bag
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well whoever is filming probably shouldn't follow people onto features like that.
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Olimar
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props for this little kid actually trying it though... generally they just go off the lips and ruin them.
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Charlie_Kelly
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well kids like that shouldnt be in the park...

that looked violent though
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CrotchKiller
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oh what you have a neck/back injury? well let me just pick you up and move you violently
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ChrisSkisChronic
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exactly what I thought.
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Big.L
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Hahahahahaha
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Tonic
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Poems
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I laughed so hard... I'm an asshole.
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JzD.
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hahahaha well....ha
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Peter.
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classic
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Mr.Luke
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I fucking lost it. oh my fucking god
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Puns
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When in doubt carry 20+ feet. Either way he wasn't going to do the walking himself.
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Sno.
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immediate ejection, laughed pretty hard.

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Sno.
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Ive been known to cause freudian slips.
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scratchproteen
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Baby snatcher!
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RileyZap
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I dont know why everyone is saying "dont take you kids in the park" etc. if that kid is learning at that age, who knows what he'll e able to do when he gets older.
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ironic
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I keep seeing this woman take her small child off of a kicker on a leash. I think that there are better ways of teaching children.
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maximiliaan
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HA!
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feihlination
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impressive that the parent was especially aware of the nature of this feature and trying to bring his kid out of the danger area so following riders wouldnt hit it but still lacked the general awareness regarding the overall danger of letting its kid hit that feature nor respecting the potential neck/head injury in ANY way.

parental savant syndrome ftw.

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CrotchKiller
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You in english class bro?
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feihlination
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sry for that. not a native speaker and that sentence just never ended and never made any sense.

was pretty sure someone would call me out on that.
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*SNO*
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I didn't want to laugh at this, but I did
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iSmokeweed
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA EPIC!
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steep
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Can some one post the link? I wanna watch it but im on mobile :/
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easiestEC
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http://vimeo.com/9871306
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FerrisBueller
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i thought the kid was going for the lip 2 on
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pelle_munch
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Push ups at :31
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Logey.
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I work out
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DannyHall
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i don't know if the original epic kid crash was this or not but my friend posted this on Facebook



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Nikkekoivisto
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Kelly Sildaru?
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Spinoza
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hahaha that kid got demolished lolol!
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Otter.
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faceplant to scorpion.

chyeaa
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snocompton
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ollolololol


"PIZZA PIZZA PIZZAAAAAAAAAAA"
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Sno.
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bahahahahah. PIZZA! PIZZA!!!!!!!!!

at first i thought the person yelling spoke another language-- when i realized it was english, and they were yelling PIZZA, i lost

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StillGhood
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Epic
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freestyler540
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other than the crash...that looked like a normal day at my ski center. Full of beginners
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812
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PIZZA PIZZA!!!!!!!!!
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Big_Spence
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this one is THE BEST.
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TheDers
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theBearJew
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i just ordered some PIZZA PIZZZAAA!
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TechnoPotamus
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Big_Spence
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PigBenis
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hahahah "good job dude you survived"
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Phil-X-
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hahaha fuckin lost at
"Where are you going!"


hes like fuck this shit im out!
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Willgum
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Don't worry anout it, grammar be for loser's
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STAUSS
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gnar buckets
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Mr.Gaga
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I'm definitly going to hell
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DirtyDan
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Can we make an official "videos of people eating shit" thread? It would be gold.
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easiestEC
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that was my idea but it never went through.

this thread is now an "Official eating shit" thread
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