Replying to Washington Story Tiem

This thread is kinda ghey, but stories are funny.

So the other day I was at stevens pass with a buddy and we wanted to hit a cliff next to hogsback. We see some snowboarders standing on top of it from the lift so we yell "go!" blah blah whatever. We get off the lift and ski down to them, guess what theyre still there. When we roll up they finally hit it and we go right after them. My buddy wrecks and rolls into one of the boarders falling perfectly into standing 69 position. Skis on either side of his head and nuts right into the snowboarders face. Of course I just start cracking up, but the snowboarder is pissed and says "I am going to knock you the fuck out if I see you again (my buddy)". Then I look at him and laugh harder because he has a lip ring.

Ok now you post your stories, preferably only vaguely funny "you had to have been there" stories like I just posted~