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Bloody Mary Placenta

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Mike-O
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Ingredients:

2½ dl tomato juice
2 cl lime juice
1 dl apples
Ice
Salt
Pepper
A lot of vodka
One fresh human placenta

Mix in blender, garnish with celery.


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Apparently quite good, although a bit on the morbid side.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38CCeHQMPzI


Would you try it?

Mar 9 2012 1:44PM
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Amadeus.
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da fuck
Mar 9 2012 1:44PM
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snwbrdmilf
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If I was on Fear Factor, yes. For my enjoyment, no.
Mar 9 2012 1:46PM
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japanada
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dl and cl?
Mar 9 2012 1:46PM
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Lemuel
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What the fuck did I just try to watch
Mar 9 2012 1:50PM
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howlongcanausern
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moms eat placenta all the time...fucking hippies
Mar 9 2012 1:50PM
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[hamnuts]
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ew
Mar 9 2012 1:51PM
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5oup5teeze
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yummy?
Mar 9 2012 1:52PM
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blindside
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From his reaction is seems awful. I'd try it though, what the hell..
Mar 9 2012 1:56PM
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Spinoza
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Sounds gross just because of the name. I would try it though
Mar 9 2012 2:03PM
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.boz
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Haha Freshmen year when I took health, my teacher told us that he did this after his wife had their first baby. Said that it has so many good things in it, and actually didn't taste that bad.
Mar 9 2012 2:07PM
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Mike-O
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This is what he says after the fact:


"Even though this is a so-called human organ, raw, pureed into a 'drink', it's surprisingly good, I'd definitely say that it's quite OK, surprisingly OK - very OK! I feel fricking energetic, amazing!"
Mar 9 2012 3:02PM
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soulskier
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no thanks
Mar 9 2012 3:09PM
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Mike-O
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Does anyone know a reliable Youtube to Video converter?

I'd like to download these Mad Cook episodes, translate them and upload them with subs, but I haven't found a reliable review about any downloader.
Mar 22 2012 4:16PM
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PopsicleStand
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NO. FUCKING. WAY.
Mar 22 2012 4:23PM
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Huck_Norris
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Mar 22 2012 4:30PM
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katie.
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I just vomited in my mouth.

Holyshit. That is fucking gross.
Mar 22 2012 4:36PM
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B.Aussie
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My friends mum ate her placenta when she was born. They're apparently really healthy for you, filled with all kinds of nutrients you don't usually get in high concentrations.
Mar 22 2012 4:38PM
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katie.
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But.....it's like a mass of bloody flesh. How could the fact that its healthy overcome what it's true purpose was?
Mar 22 2012 4:39PM
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PopsicleStand
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Brooke please tell me you would rather just eat a bag of spinach and a multivitamin.
Mar 22 2012 4:39PM
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*monsterskier*
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i'm assuming deciliter and centiliter. maybe
Mar 22 2012 4:41PM
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Mike-O
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We, the people, eat masses of bloody flesh all the time, just seldom ones that come from the human uterus.

You can cook it, blend it as seen, barbeque it - mmmmm...

Doesn't get much more organic than that.
Mar 22 2012 4:43PM
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B.Aussie
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We eat bloddy meat all the time... I would never do it, but it's understandable if you really think about it.


haha dw Pop I would never eat a placenta, and I don't plan on having a baby any time soon anyway.
Mar 22 2012 4:46PM
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Dunnah
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Try RealPlayer. A small tab pops up above the top right corner of the video for a brief few seconds when you hold your mouse over a video that gives you the option to download it.
Mar 22 2012 4:48PM
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katie.
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Its like eating your own flesh.

YUM! Here, let me just cut off a hunk of my thigh and grill it up on the barbeque.
Mar 22 2012 4:50PM
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Mike-O
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Thanks! I'll try it out.

And Katie, it's nothing of the sorts, unless you mean eating your own placenta, then yeah, but if you have a nosebleed you probably swallow some blood, no? So that's, like, eating your own blood.

Placenta would just be a healthier option, and almost every mammal parent eats it anyway, as have our ancestors for a long time.
Mar 22 2012 4:54PM
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Big.L
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Fuck that, tomato juice alone makes me want to throw up. I hatee bloody Marys
Mar 22 2012 5:29PM
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rareison
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what the fuck is placenta
Mar 22 2012 5:51PM
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Mike-O
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Also known as afterbirth.
Mar 23 2012 7:02AM
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B.Aussie
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http://letmegooglethat.com/?q=placenta
Mar 23 2012 7:50AM
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alex=
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Humans are the only animals that don't eat it after birth.

Ever seen a cat have kittens?
Mar 23 2012 8:07AM
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Mike-O
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Here's a translated video of the whole thing, maybe puts things in a better perspective.

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Mar 28 2012 1:34PM
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accualyisdolan
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whatever next time i go to a bar im ordering a bloody maries placenta, just to see the look on the bartenders face. If he knows and starts making it, ill be like no i was kidding,   im not drinking that shite.
Mar 28 2012 1:55PM
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Mike-O
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It would be healthy, you know? But if you do that, tell us how it went.
Mar 28 2012 5:25PM
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Mike-O
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Two threads about eating placentas, you impress me NSG.
Jul 28 2012 4:37AM
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APJ
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if you skip to 7:00 you can see the bag thingie real nice
Jul 28 2012 1:17PM
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