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So i banged this japanese girl last night who spoke like 5 words of english.

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Trawltopilot

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it started out by her saying "game?" and i said ya so i taught her quarters with vodka and wisky untill we were both drunk. it was funny cause in bed we had to use sign language and even busted out google translate to see what we were trying to tell eachother, which hardly worked. either way it was funny to basically have sex with someone you couldnt talk to. / claim

inb4 cool story hansel

Mar 9 2012 11:56AM

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howlongcanausern

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bahahahaha

http://www.meh.ro/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/meh.ro5288.png

off to lunch with a smile on my face!

Mar 9 2012 2:41PM

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.AR6rider.

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Mar 9 2012 2:43PM

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fujarome

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Crazy Fool

Based on your other threads that should put you and this girl at about the same level of english comprehension

Mar 9 2012 2:43PM

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Where-am-I

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Insane

actually a cool story. . . bro

Mar 9 2012 2:46PM

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tyberesk

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yes provide insight here OP

Mar 9 2012 3:11PM

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nacho.steez

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Mar 9 2012 3:15PM

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Bateman

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Did she look like Asa Akira?

Mar 9 2012 3:17PM

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nacho.steez

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its funny how i knew who this was the second i read that name...

Mar 9 2012 3:19PM

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bootleg_BEN

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most of NS will too...

Mar 9 2012 3:23PM

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skitheWest.

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you're

Mar 9 2012 3:25PM

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akarlsen

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Mar 9 2012 3:28PM

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TheStamos

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Haha that's awesome!

This past summer i met this sultry little brazzilian thing ont he airplane down to LA to hang with an American sultry thing. Anyways we got together in San Francisco a couple weeks later and i had to use Google translate to understand her and to talk to her, it got to the point of just typin and handing her my phone. Needless to say it didn't work out haha, communication is key. But she is still smokin hot and still around so yeah, SF Booty call FTW.

Mar 9 2012 3:38PM

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Benji.

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HAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY!!!!

fucking no

Mar 9 2012 3:40PM

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wait.what

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Mar 9 2012 4:43PM

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wait.what

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How do i make gifs work, sir?

Mar 9 2012 4:49PM

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Lick

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The fuck kinda school did you go to?

Mar 9 2012 9:09PM

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lol epic

Mar 9 2012 9:11PM

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blackmamba.

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this. btw, props to the op.

Mar 9 2012 9:35PM

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BootySpunk.

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God damn I am jealous.

Mar 9 2012 9:37PM

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little1337

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i wanna see someone bang someone with only pictionary

Mar 9 2012 9:42PM

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bdarb207

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That would be quite interesting actually. My girlfriend is Russian but speaks English Perfectly well so it's really not the same at all. Any crazy japanese moves you hadn't seen? Lol

Mar 9 2012 10:15PM

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Sno.

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lolz. this made me laugh, too.

Mar 9 2012 11:59PM

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Dr.Gonzo

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thats a legit cool story tho, your a player bud, thats awesome i'd be awkward as fuck i would think though.

Mar 10 2012 12:00AM

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Dr.Dank

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My friend's japanese roommate skypes all the time and its constant whining and moaning and rape noises. quite loud noises too.

Mar 10 2012 12:05AM

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E__

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Every single Japanese student I have ever seen, ever, were just straight nasty.

Mar 10 2012 12:11AM

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Oldmann1584

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so you fucked a local? cooool............

Mar 10 2012 12:22AM

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ShabbaRanks

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me ruv you rong time?*

Mar 10 2012 12:23AM

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hoodratz47

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Mar 10 2012 12:34AM

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This man wins more than anyone else I know.

Mar 10 2012 1:13AM

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josh.[406]

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I have been in Japan for the past few months and the no English thing is soooo annoying. Some of them kno how to speak it but choose to play dumb.. O and about them crying and making some weird nosies during sex is ALL TRUE.. so unattractive. Two weeks and I'm outta here tho!

Mar 10 2012 1:59AM

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easiestEC

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mad props. thats one of my dreams.

Mar 10 2012 3:03AM

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Trawltopilot

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yeah, if she wasnt this thread wouldnt exist cuz like i said im kinda an op addict, so i usually care less about girls unless they really turn me on. she was 20 but looked like a 16 yr old with a perfect body, perfect ass, and she dressed like japanese girls tend to do, ie they dont see the line between lingerie and clothes

Mar 10 2012 12:44PM

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Trawltopilot

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not like actually crying but sorta like that

Mar 10 2012 12:47PM

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Trawltopilot

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lol i told u i broke my wrists at chads gap

Mar 10 2012 12:53PM

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Sno.

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sounds so rapey...+k

Mar 10 2012 3:08PM

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Bateman

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What position? Tell me all about it. Make me forget my troubles.

Mar 10 2012 3:45PM

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Trawltopilot

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haha just the regular, she was like wrapping her legs around me but i think thats still the regular as far as i know. in fact ive never even tried doggystyle... am i missing out? anyways to add details we fucked the first day she came to our suite and we did the next 3 nights before i left the apt pension... but yeah, sorry to bump but i didnt see ur question.

Mar 12 2012 4:29PM

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Mar 12 2012 4:34PM

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hahahaha shit son, yo what's the dea-

Mar 12 2012 4:38PM

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Lucas

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you are*

Mar 12 2012 4:41PM

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Trawltopilot

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to be more clear, here moans were kinda like crying noises i guess. also more details she was pretty bossy in bed, like pointing and saying "no, here!"
its funny how ns reacts to sex threads btw haha

Mar 12 2012 4:43PM

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