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Gaper skis straight into trees in Breck park

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WillStart
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Not sure if ski gabber or NSG is better for this, and hopefully not a repost. skip to 1:36 for those who are impatient

Mar 7 2012 3:44PM
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2_fadez
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lololol.
looks shitty
Mar 7 2012 3:49PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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woow, does breck have park passes?
Mar 7 2012 3:49PM
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Bi-ShredinalGuy
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Dang.. guess that's what you get for jumping off the lips for rails..
Mar 7 2012 3:50PM
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WillStart
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* and just to make sure everybody knows, the description says he merely bruised his back and scraped his face. another description says he broke some ribs, but speculation is that he was lying about that so that people wouldn't realize he was basically screaming over nothing.
Mar 7 2012 3:50PM
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UFOsarereal
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fucking brutal.... I felt so bad for him when he started yelling... hope he's not broken off too too bad.
Mar 7 2012 3:50PM
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A_Unicorn
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That kids, is why you dont hit the sides of features.
Mar 7 2012 3:51PM
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eheath
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As funny as that was to watch, I feel bad for the guy. This is the exact reason why every big park needs park passes. This guy can barely ski and is just crusing through hitting all of the jumps to the rails when he can barely even ride down the hill. Unfortunately, this happens all the time and nothing happens. I saw a guy do this at PC a couple years ago, was mobbing down next to a jump, out of control and hit this chunder and just got tossed into the trees next to the run.
Mar 7 2012 3:51PM
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BootySpunk.
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What an idiot. He is glad he didn't get landed on coming over the lip of that last jump.
Mar 7 2012 3:52PM
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eheath
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Ha now i dont feel as bad laughing at him.
Mar 7 2012 3:52PM
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hodlekve
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haha had it coming
Mar 7 2012 3:53PM
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A_Unicorn
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Oh,also, what does that boarder say to him after he attempts that stall?
Mar 7 2012 3:54PM
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wintersway
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blue straps on his poles > rentals
after the first jump i knew he was going backseat on the next one
didn't turn his head at all before going down the landing and immediately moved to the center of it..

just a few things i noticed. anyone get info on injuries? sounded like maybe leg?
Mar 7 2012 3:57PM
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DBL
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funny but sad, good chuckle
Mar 7 2012 3:59PM
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Stickity
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if you french fry when you should have pizza'd you'll be taco'd by a tree
Mar 7 2012 4:01PM
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WillStart
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when i embedded on fb, the description said only a bruised back and scraped face lol. on youtube it said a few broken ribs, but as i said above some people pointed out that perhaps he originally posted his true injuries (bruised back and scrapes), then changed it to make himself sound more badass.
Mar 7 2012 4:02PM
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hokkanee
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Thank god for No-pros
Mar 7 2012 4:11PM
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array.
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This. I thought he was going to get worked by somebody going off it.
Mar 7 2012 4:23PM
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snowswinger
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this. Also first time ive ever been able to sit through an entire crappy GoPro edit. hope he learned his lesson
Mar 7 2012 4:36PM
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.Blake.
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he did pull a dope butter tre piece
Mar 7 2012 4:38PM
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JoshH
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That didn't look very fun
Mar 7 2012 4:40PM
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ChuckTesta
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Mar 7 2012 4:42PM
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Balto
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i understand gapers wanting to get better and learn to ride park, but that is what baby parks are for, i cant stand seeing people like this in the main part of a park, all they do is get in the way and make fools of them selfs

not to mention why does this guy or 95% of other people with gopros own them in the first place
Mar 7 2012 4:44PM
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.ZT.
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I think at Breck they even have a sign that says NO SIDE JUMPING. I know they have one in keystone and vail and i feel like they do in Breck but most gapers do not listen anyways.
Mar 7 2012 4:46PM
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Where-am-I
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don't feel very sympathetic for him. shouldn't have been doing side-hits and he paid for it. although i did lol at calling for an ambulance
Mar 7 2012 4:55PM
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Ryanvdonk
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at least he didn't try to hit freeway...
Mar 7 2012 4:56PM
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kvan
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I feel like every gaper should watch this video in order to learn that they dont belong in the park
Mar 7 2012 4:59PM
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midwestpowhunter
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this reminds me of the thread about this is what people that wear go pros look like.....
Mar 7 2012 5:02PM
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BlackCupid
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There's a perfectly good small park on peak 9 with shorter lift lines. Fuck this kid for clogging up peak 8 with his shit.
Mar 7 2012 5:03PM
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Petey.
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Mar 7 2012 5:06PM
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snowfinder
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he french fried when he should have pizza = not having a good time.
Mar 7 2012 5:06PM
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jsnow
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your welcome
Mar 7 2012 5:08PM
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Session
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This is why I stay in the kiddie park.
Mar 7 2012 5:08PM
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Lapander
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Here is his other acc: http://www.youtube.com/user/smellydiap3r
And btw he commented on his own video ''try to hit the box rails sideways'', like how dumb is that?..
Mar 7 2012 5:10PM
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ShortTeeLongPole
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He screamed like he had his ankles broken at least.
Mar 7 2012 5:19PM
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TheButterHashira
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Wouldn't have happened if he weren't a dirty side hitting sonofabitch
Mar 7 2012 5:21PM
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grambo
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Fair punishment for:

1) Going in the park before learning how to turn a pair of skis
2) Buying a GoPro before a lesson on how to turn a pair of skis
Mar 7 2012 5:24PM
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Orrin
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Looked sore but I don't think the screams were necessary.
Mar 7 2012 5:31PM
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nacho.steez
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3. going off the side of rail jumps
4. falling on a straight air
Mar 7 2012 5:34PM
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rareison
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I mean I feel bad for that guy, but god damn I laughed hard
Mar 7 2012 6:01PM
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Squeenerd
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that's what you get for cutting across the landing of a jump without looking up hill.
Mar 7 2012 6:06PM
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icon1234
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1. He learned a valuable lesson a hard way. Learn to ski before trying to learn park...

2. Park Lane looks so sick! Can't wait to shred it in 2 weeks.
Mar 7 2012 6:09PM
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PacificRimJob
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Jesus. Kids should really learn how to actually ski normal terrain first.
Mar 7 2012 6:10PM
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Mkvackay
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i saw ski patrol helping him up yesterday right after it happened
Mar 7 2012 6:15PM
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N.L.
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damn, that was bout to be the sickest run had he stomped that, shocking....
Mar 7 2012 6:22PM
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Lolocaust.
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Mar 7 2012 6:30PM
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dylansiggers
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AMBERLAMPS CALL THE AMBERLAMPS

Mar 7 2012 6:33PM
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nine50seven
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ha wow the park does look sick i was suppose to go out this next week:( but i got hurt
Mar 7 2012 6:38PM
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GBS
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looool
Mar 7 2012 6:41PM
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Park_Ranger
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on another note, the park at breck looks fucking dope this year... did you see those rail lines?
Mar 7 2012 6:44PM
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