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funny storys of you getting injured thread
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i didn't search this but whatever. just post a funny story ending in your getting hurt or something.
ill start off.
alright, i was in gym class. and we were playing softball (very gay) and i was up nexd to bat. and this girl whos acctually my friend was practicing swinging with a matal bat. she plays stoft ball on a team and bats like a crazy mofo. anyway, she was practicing her swinging and she thought she was not in hitting distance of me. but she was litterally in FULL SWING and smashed that mafacka right in my head. she was was swinging as hard as she could and crap. anyway, i was completly taken by surprise and got knocked to the ground, 3 seconds later i got up laughing and stumbleing around. the girl was like O MY FUCKING GOD!! CHRIS IM SOOOOO SORRY!!! and she was litterally in tears. then i was taken to the nurse who said i should get examined by a real docter. so my parents picked me up and took me to another doctor. i was fine and might had a minor cunncustion. i got to take the rest of the day off anyway. it was pretty cool. and i will never forget the beutiful sound of when the metal bat made contact with my head, such a clean 'click'!
My friend\'s and I formed a NO GIRLS ALLOWED club when we were little. Then we gave it up when girls made my penis get hard
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i accidentally ran over my friend with a jet ski, he forgave me when he got out of the hospital
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dude that is so far beyond funny.
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i kicked a kid in the balls
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3 years old my older bro and i were crushing ants with a brik at his softball game i lean over brick he pulls it up and smokes me in the forehead i get sticthes....5 years old playing bat the balloon and i jump into a corner my head hurts i sit down git up and there is blood all over the couch so i freak out and need stitches
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Like the thing in animal when he's spying on the chicks.
This one time we were in this car dealership drinking and a cop rolls through so we run around this fence and up this trail that leads to a neighborhood and my friend doesnt realize the cop isnt putting up chase and runs into one of those wires that is attached to a telephone pole and just eats it soo bad.
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first day of christmas break this year i got broken. i was going switch between two trails and a ski patroller was coming the other way. we saw eachother just fine but he hit some ice in a shadow and started heading right for me. we both turned but, alas, we turned the same way. i wound up with a broken clavical and he broke two bones in his hand.
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my sister and i were in the car alone while my mom and grandma were grocery shopping. we just got supersoaker water guns and were trying to open them. i remembered my mom had a knife in the glove compartment so i gave it to my younger sister(!) to open the water gun. well the knife slipped and she stabbed herself in the hand, in the soft spot between her thumb and forefinger. she pulled the knife out and there was a fountain of blood. she screamed IM GOING TO DIE over and over again as she ran wildly through the parking lot into the store. we told the cops a piece of plastic on the box cut her cause we didnt want to get in trouble for the knife and she got 6 stitches in her hand.
i on the other hand, wore flip flops on a school trip to Washington DC and it started to rain. i slipped and fell down the entire marble staircase of the Lincoln Memorial.a Japanese tourist filmed the whole thing.
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after a hockey game, i was sitting on the floor of the locker room and a kid was standing on my fingers with his skates still on. i didnt notice it for some reason. pretty deep cuts, stitches, etc. still have all ten fingers though
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