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Yuo all make a story about charlie sheen

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Top_5_Worst_NSer
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i will begin this story.

Mar 6 2012 11:07AM
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Top_5_Worst_NSer
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one day, charlie sheen wakes up...

Mar 6 2012 11:08AM
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malonius_funk
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Our protagonist, Charlie Sheen, is winning.
Mar 6 2012 11:08AM
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malonius_funk
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MY BAD

wakes up and bangs seven rocks.
Mar 6 2012 11:09AM
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Anathema
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fuck all the bitches, does a few lines, and calls it a day.



the end.
Mar 6 2012 11:09AM
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Top_5_Worst_NSer
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after banging seven rocs, he goes outside and...

Mar 6 2012 11:10AM
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act.resist
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and gets into his car on his way to meet his dealer
Mar 6 2012 12:20PM
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eldridge
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forgetting about the dead hooker in the trunk
Mar 6 2012 12:21PM
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act.resist
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as hes driving down the road, he smells a peculiar scent...
Mar 6 2012 12:25PM
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malonius_funk
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tiger blood.
Mar 6 2012 12:35PM
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sndyrvr
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He then turns around and goes back inside to dump out the bag of tiger blood into his tiger blood bath. As he forgot to do it yesterday because he left it in the car last night. On his way to see his dealer...
Mar 6 2012 12:41PM
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act.resist
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But he forgot that his house cleaner was there. She see what he's doing and becomes very confused and scared
Mar 6 2012 1:00PM
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Kingdom
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So he kills the bitch with a kitchen knife. Stabbing her over and over.
Mar 6 2012 1:02PM
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act.resist
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He screams and goes into an extreme rage that is more ferocious than a thousand rhinocerouses charging
Mar 6 2012 1:04PM
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GDC
Posts: 199 - Karma: 50
Turning bright red with fury he shouts out "whhhyyy Conseula, you will never be forgotten!"
Mar 6 2012 1:09PM
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Haellgren
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then he dies taking drugs.
Mar 6 2012 1:27PM
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@skiinmitch
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but he will never die because he is charlie sheen, he rises from the grave three days later.
Mar 6 2012 1:32PM
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Kingdom
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In a white loin clothe. Draped over his body,
Mar 6 2012 1:36PM
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GDC
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Reeking of feces and vomit from is apparent overdose
Mar 6 2012 1:46PM
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ImNotARacist
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One day Mr. Sheen was feeling a little lonely. He knew of a good place to find hookers, so he hopped in the benz and start cruising. About half way to the hookers he realized he had forgotten his swag. Luckily a big black was standing on the corner at the stop light Mr. Sheen was waiting at. So he asked the guy if he could buy some swag. The big black dude had a lot of swag on him so Charlie bought a lot.

Charlie was almost to where the hooker would be and decided to get a little swagged out before grabbing her. Unfortunately the swag was actually steeze and Mr. Sheen died shortly after.
Mar 6 2012 1:47PM
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act.resist
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charlie sheen rises into the sky breaking a hole through the roof. not giving any fucks. he then releases an almighty cry for the universe to hear. he then starts spinning uncontrollably, whats going on? whats happening? COULD IT BE? HE'S MORPHING! He then sprouts two large wings, and an enourmous tail. His eyes grow larger and his skin turns into a pale green color.

Mar 6 2012 2:08PM
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JWoods
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Charlie Sheen, in real life is actually the dark lord Cthulu. In this form Charlie Sheen is bent on world domination, enslavement of the human race and he wants to smoke a LOT of crack
Mar 6 2012 2:17PM
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ImNotARacist
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Do NOT take the lords name in vein.
Mar 6 2012 2:19PM
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