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My Math Teacher

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SteveXs2
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Hilarious.

Here's a little quote from last class:

Me & my friend Ron talking

Mr. Fass: There's a lot of talking in that corner, I'll have to move someone.
Ron: I'll move, I guess I talk the most.
Jackie: Don't move Ron, he's helping me.
Me: Yeah, he just taught me how to do this stuff, if it wasn't for Ron I'd be lying in a ditch somewhere

*class laughs*

Mr. Fass: Well that's good, cause then I can run you over easily, because that's what I do with students who talk to much.

*class laughs hysterically*


But yeah, he's pretty funny, you'd have to be there for that one to see the way he is.

Anyone else got funny teachers? My physics teacher is downright hilarious and supposedly the #1 physics teacher in Canada (you know those Science Probe textbooks? he helped write those)


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Sep 25 2004 12:13AM
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trevorwoulddoit
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I had a teacher who once instead of telling us he had a 'photographic memory' said 'pornographic memory.' It was priceless. But classroom humour just doesn't translate to well over the internet.



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Sep 25 2004 12:20AM
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Melvs
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oh man.. the stories I have from last year (senior year in HS). I ahd the two funniest teachers for AP physics and AP cabl Ab and BC (he taught both maths). The funniest was probably when, after a week of try, I finally got my math teacher to say 'La Hizzles Rizzle' instead of lahopitiles rule. You ahd to be there. Some other of the best thigns teachers have ever said:

'Girls don't poop' - physics teacher
'I'm gonna go over there and smash you pat' - math teacher
'You're mouth runs like diahiea (spelling?)' - 6th grade teacher
'we're making a pact. the summer you're 21, you're gonna be up here getting the full experience' - 5th and (different) 6th grade teachers to me.


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Sep 25 2004 12:23AM
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Irotate360
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thats not funny dude, my math teacher is 1) gay and 2) he did run me over with his car




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Sep 25 2004 10:16AM
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freerider_klo
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my english teacher last year was so cool. we'd do yoga instead of english it was great. and one day he was like : chloe have you ever done acid, and i was like what no. oh ok nvm...and i was like mr.olson did you do acid. and then we started talking about his acid trips when he was a teenager. OH he also got with pam aderson




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Sep 25 2004 10:30AM
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Bob_Loblaw
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last year, my math teacher was my bitch. i always walked around in his class and went on NS while he was teaching. once he tried to shush me while i was talking so i slapped him. he didnt do anything.

this year in physics, we were doing a problem that said a burglar was running from the police across rooftops and we had to figure out if he would make it to the next rooftop. some black kid said if he was black he would make it. My teacher said 'if he was black he would've been shot already'. it was awesome.
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Sep 25 2004 10:32AM
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GhostfaceKillah
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my english teacher last year gave us a lesson on the origin of the word 'fuck'
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Sep 25 2004 10:33AM
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freerider_klo
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^my french teacher gave me that lesson, and for hooker too




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Sep 25 2004 10:34AM
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proZach
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my math teacher last year was a dumb bitch. her tests were impossible and he graded it wrong. when we told her about it, she didnt change the grade. what a ho.



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Sep 25 2004 10:36AM
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annaSKI
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I hated my math teacher last year, she's sucha bitch to me for no reason. Once I fell asleep in the back of the classroom and she woke me up by throwing an eraser at my face. I didn't even realize I had chalk all over my face and walked to my next class and one of my friends finally told me.


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Sep 25 2004 10:38AM
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linemaverick540
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my englaih teacher last year was incredibly cool. She was old but really nice. For the first 10-15 minutes each day we would just learn random usless facts. My math teacher would have been a bitch if i wasnt in advanced math. I would always do shit then just blame it on my friend but she would always believe me, it was a fun class. No really funny teachers though.


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Sep 25 2004 12:25PM
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nothanks
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^thats my english teacher this year, but she goes off on tangents for like 45minutes
anyone i have a good one, a friend of mine liked to draw penises all over everything, and my a.d.d.(reallly he had it)science teacher see it, and starts telling this story about how he loved corvettes and loved them, 10 minutes later he kinda just goes 'well the point to that story rory, is that i used to draw corvettes because i wanted one'



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Sep 25 2004 12:28PM
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SchweitzerSki
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one time we were trying to find secant, and instead of writing sec, she wrote sex. that was funny


did that make any sense?
Sep 25 2004 12:37PM
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wazzucrewskier
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i have the coolest history teacher ever. he has us listen to reggae and punk all period and tells us some funny stuff. one day during our aids curriculum he said 'it all fun and games until someone gets a discharge' and 'kegger=pregger'. he is going to belize after this year to open up his own school there and he wants the mascot to be the lobsters. this one dumbass kid asked 'how is the education there?' and my teacher said 'you wouldnt be able to tell the difference' and everyone laughed hysterically.

oh man best story he told us... one time in high school he wore longs johns and underwear on his head and taped 2 sphere shaped things on his head and put wings on his back so he looked like a fly. then he wanders into this one room going bzzzzzz bzzzzzz and grabbing stuff. then his friend bursts into the room and starts beating him with a newspaper. and then the fly runs out and the other guy is like 'sorry about that'. sooooo funny.
there are hundreds more.

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Sep 25 2004 12:39PM
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zorbazdeer
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my history teacher is so awesome! All he does all period is tell us stories...he will start teaching for about 5 minutes and then while he's teaching he will be like 'o that reminds me of a story' and then he will just funny stories. And one time it was raining and he let us go outside and play in the rain. And then every friday all we do is play games, like musical chairs, and heads up 7 up, and duck duck grey duck, and just all these random games. best class ever
Sep 25 2004 1:07PM
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the_friesz
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Duck, Duck, Gey Duck? Oh what has our education system come to? (Not referring to your class playing games on fridays, but something else)


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Sep 25 2004 1:13PM
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ABH
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my english teacher graduated from our hs when I was a freshman and now is my teacher. Shes sweet.




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Sep 25 2004 1:14PM
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P-JO
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I have an AP bio teacher that randomly speaks ebonics and yells really loud. yeh hes hilarious.




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Sep 25 2004 1:18PM
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linemaverick540
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^^ how is that possible? did you fail?


Logic Headware....temporary site is up, its about to blow up. where will you be?

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Sep 25 2004 1:34PM
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..Phatpat..
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GO TEACHERS
school is so fun
i wish i was there right NOW!
dont do anything that cant hurt you, it wont be as exciting
Sep 25 2004 2:37PM
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beefbud
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wow my data management teacher is ignorant.



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Sep 25 2004 2:58PM
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lanks
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my data management teacher last year made all of her own clothes. she was also more of a man than i was.


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Sep 25 2004 3:03PM
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k-fay
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I've had some pretty bad teachers. My french teacher forced a kid to go out the window on to the roof to get a paper airplane...she then forgot about him and left him out there. Then my chem teacher was a total man slut and took girls in the chemical room for quickies. He is married and just had a kid.

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Sep 25 2004 3:18PM
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