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Pokemon as family?
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Pokemon as family?
Lansfield
:
Charizard – Mean abusive dad
Blastoise – Awesome dad
Venusaur – Fat lazy dad
Pikachu – Fun reckless dad
Dragonite – Tries to connect with son but is shunned dad
Ninetails – MILF mom
Meowth – Cool Uncle
Spearow – Annoying brother
Voltorb – Mean brother
Psyduck – Nuttjob dad
Lickitung – Pedo dad
Zapdos – Thinks his son is an idiot dad
Gyrados – Strict asian dad
Farfetch’d – Conservative christian dad
Gloom – Mom on Valium
Meganium – Overprotective smothering mom
Alakazam – Nuts about grades dad
Golem – Vietnam veteran dad
Mewtwo – Too busy for family dad
Snorlax – Lazy dad
Slowpoke – Slow dad
Articuno – Runaway dad
Magmar – Cheap dad
Missingno – Retarded dad
Gengar – Mysterious stranger
Haunter – Mobster dad
Kangaskhan – Mom who ignores her older son to give attention to the new baby
Kadabra – Moral dad
Houndoom – Narcissistic dad
Wigglytuff – Metrosexual dad
Drowzee – same as Dragonite
Paras – Dad on LSD
feel free to add!
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