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davidh
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Alright, lets have em. I wanna the best pics to post when someone gets.....


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I'm so constipated I've become a prune juice conesuir (sp)

'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces
-lateralis

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
-Dubya.

'I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?'
Denis Leary.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'
Robin Williams.

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
Sep 24 2004 11:26AM
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Parkboy
Posts: 2303 - Karma: 32
ok what the fuck




www.star-board.com
www.naishsails.com
www.pro-limit.com
Nov 15 2004 5:28PM
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Icelander
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Nov 15 2004 5:31PM
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Icelander
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Nov 15 2004 5:38PM
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Parkboy
Posts: 2303 - Karma: 32
haha




www.star-board.com
www.naishsails.com
www.pro-limit.com
Nov 15 2004 5:43PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
^^ thats happened to me before, needless to say, it hurt






holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph
Behind your back it goes
A little something like this is way to big to miss....
Nov 15 2004 5:47PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
He may or may not be landing that.






IIIIFRNT
Nov 15 2004 6:28PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
that last picture is amazing.
-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
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'Humanity needs to stop having relations with it's mother' -a freind on Oedipus Rex.
Nov 15 2004 7:02PM
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fcskier27
Posts: 736 - Karma: 11
thats interestings, was he trying to impress the girls and just sucked really bad at it?






oh well
Nov 15 2004 7:17PM
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bcboy
Posts: 719 - Karma: 9


Redneck Sex ED




Steeze its whats for dinner

Nov 15 2004 7:44PM
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Ski-hobo
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Nov 16 2004 12:46AM
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Breheny
Posts: 1262 - Karma: 436
^haha so true



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Nov 16 2004 2:40AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
WTF? My post with like 10 new pictures got deleted. Was it because of the picture that promoted wife beating?



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Nov 16 2004 7:28AM
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freeski1620
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 1,718
this thread is funny as shit!
More More More!!!!!

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider


Nov 16 2004 7:00PM
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General_Shredgnar
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 34
funniest thing i have ever seen
C-Man
Nov 16 2004 7:41PM
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fcskier27
Posts: 736 - Karma: 11
poor JT, he should just die





oh well
Nov 16 2004 8:49PM
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Skier1990
Posts: 77 - Karma: 10
heres a good one

http://www.fpasa.co.za/gallery/car_on_fire.jpg
Nov 16 2004 9:29PM
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CTD
Posts: 6300 - Karma: 348
the spy ones hilarious.







in science class i sat down to fast and you know how you can sit on your balls. well i did and i sat down really fast and crushed them and right when i sat down i started puking and fell out of my chair. they teacher laughed. i felt like i could pass out i wanted to die.-*NWFT*nUkkA

I still just have no idea how you can mistake your dick and a chicken neck, let alone not realize what you are doing. -manus

I.L.I.A.G.A CREW!


I drink pepto bismal like its water.. -PJO
Nov 16 2004 10:03PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23







holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph
Behind your back it goes
A little something like this is way to big to miss....
Nov 16 2004 10:07PM
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freeski1620
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 1,718
^^ burning cars rule!!!!!!! camp fire!!!!!!!!! ahh the smell of burning tires!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider


Nov 16 2004 10:38PM
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General_Shredgnar
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C-Man
Nov 17 2004 2:06PM
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martockpublicenemy
Posts: 2284 - Karma: 11
holy shit this is hilarious

lets go skiing
Nov 17 2004 2:23PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113




Edit Signature Your current signature:



“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.


Än Eye For An Eye, And Soon The Whole World Is Blind
Nov 17 2004 4:17PM
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Latch
Posts: 499 - Karma: 10


Work?


'Everybody's somebody at wendy's..unless you're a midget' -SpinninMacKinnon

There's Nothing To It But To Do It.

-Joel
Nov 17 2004 4:42PM
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Latch
Posts: 499 - Karma: 10
Score


'Everybody's somebody at wendy's..unless you're a midget' -SpinninMacKinnon

There's Nothing To It But To Do It.

-Joel
Nov 17 2004 4:43PM
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kyle_w
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holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph
Behind your back it goes
A little something like this is way to big to miss....
Nov 17 2004 4:47PM
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chip123
Posts: 930 - Karma: 8
i love this site
Nov 17 2004 7:12PM
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PE
Posts: 755 - Karma: 10
there is some funny shit in here hahaha
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Vanersborg Represent_____
Bring it back immegrant style
_____(the dreads r gone what will happen now??)
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Nov 17 2004 7:50PM
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PE
Posts: 755 - Karma: 10
oh goody i cant get over some of this stuff bahahaha
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Vanersborg Represent_____
Bring it back immegrant style
_____(the dreads r gone what will happen now??)
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Nov 17 2004 7:55PM
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MuffinOfCheewy
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Nov 17 2004 9:36PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Animae is some WEIRD ASS SHIT!



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Nov 17 2004 9:39PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13




I'd rather be rich than stupid.
Nov 18 2004 2:23PM
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bibs_skibum
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HAHAHAHAHA japanese breast feeding
Nov 18 2004 9:29PM
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General_Shredgnar
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 34

C-Man
Nov 19 2004 7:52PM
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General_Shredgnar
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 34
OWNED

OWNED

OWNED

OWNED


C-Man
Nov 19 2004 8:08PM
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General_Shredgnar
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 34
this is great
C-Man
Nov 20 2004 11:25AM
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rasser
Posts: 1703 - Karma: 12
That last one is kinda blah..
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'wow, Ive never been called a tool before. I just love the internet.' -JibGuy

'i think you put the B in buttfuck and i put it in you' -lateralis

'Screw porn, get a girlfriend' -PhattTim

'I just want to be popular on the internet.' -ShitSlam4

'ohhhhh so thats what mutes look like... there gay' -Champion_of_the_wild
Nov 20 2004 11:45AM
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Posts: 1928 - Karma: 18
Fuckin Owned


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Formerley 'Skierguy48' orginal member # 30,116

E.C.S.M.
Nov 21 2004 6:03PM
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freeski1620
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 1,718
^^ ha ha, that fat kid got owend, what a fag, he sounds like a girl!

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider


Nov 21 2004 6:06PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
hahha, that fat kid with the paintball, man he went nuts!


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Nov 21 2004 6:12PM
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Posts: 1928 - Karma: 18
Its so funny, I forgot where I found it though, there were like 50 funny ones


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Formerley 'Skierguy48' orginal member # 30,116

E.C.S.M.
Nov 21 2004 6:58PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
OWNED



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Nov 21 2004 7:04PM
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.David.
Posts: 1273 - Karma: 12
^hahhahahaha.... that was great
Nov 21 2004 8:15PM
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jflo453
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wow that one with the santa on the plane was one of the funniest things ive ever seen....i wanna fly in that plane
Nov 21 2004 9:26PM
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freeski1620
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 1,718
thats funny, it would hurt so bad to be shot that many times with an airsof gun, dang!

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider


Nov 21 2004 9:29PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
in the old owned thread, i posted like 25 pics in one single post. it was crazy.





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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

Future Canadian
Nov 21 2004 9:58PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ Yeah a few days ago I posted 12 pics but it got deleted because, I think, it had that pic that kind of supported wife beating...



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Nov 21 2004 10:05PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
the fat kid paintball vid is the best


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Nov 21 2004 11:01PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13




I'd rather be rich than stupid.
Nov 22 2004 12:07PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13




I'd rather be rich than stupid.
Nov 22 2004 12:08PM
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bigkstylie
Posts: 849 - Karma: 2
^Agreed... that Downs kid running from the Subaru is HILARIOUS!!! I have been laughing for a couple of hours about that. I also love the Lego slaves.

Funniest thread ever.
Nov 22 2004 3:45PM
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