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davidh
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Alright, lets have em. I wanna the best pics to post when someone gets.....


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I'm so constipated I've become a prune juice conesuir (sp)

'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces
-lateralis

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
-Dubya.

'I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?'
Denis Leary.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'
Robin Williams.

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
Sep 24 2004 11:26AM
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GVAR510
Posts: 1037 - Karma: 10
SOX RULE!!!!



Red Sox rule
Oct 9 2004 6:16PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Just watch, they are going to get matched up with the Yankees and totally blow it and blame it on some age old 'curse' which in the real world is just a scapegoat for their incredible ability to fuck up really badly at the worst possible time.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Oct 9 2004 7:27PM
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poor@$$skibum
Posts: 1625 - Karma: 40
how to fit your cat in a pint glass, by: a very drunk person.


fat people should avoid buffets


Oct 9 2004 8:26PM
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JumboBum
Posts: 557 - Karma: 40



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WEEE I'm Special, I live Under the Bridge!!
Oct 9 2004 9:02PM
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JumboBum
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WEEE I'm Special, I live Under the Bridge!!
Oct 9 2004 9:06PM
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T.L.
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 3,008
^^ ouch

Sookhon De'Snutz
Oct 9 2004 11:24PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ DUDE THAT FUCKER GOT OWNED!!! So did the paintball player.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Oct 10 2004 8:41AM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
CLUB SANDWICHES NOT SEALS
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I'm so constipated I've become a prune juice conesuir (sp)

'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces
-lateralis

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
-Dubya.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'
Robin Williams.

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
Oct 10 2004 9:57AM
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powder_2_the_people
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 13
how do u put pics in the posts




!F**K YOUR HEROES!
Oct 10 2004 12:47PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
^its hard to explain, so either go to help, or do this








holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph
Behind your back it goes
A little something like this is way to big to miss....
Oct 10 2004 12:49PM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
oh god not again


did that make any sense?
Oct 10 2004 12:49PM
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RaginCajun
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Oct 11 2004 8:03PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ Jaa that blow up doll got OWNED!



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Oct 11 2004 9:56PM
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Mavrck
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 27
wow i think i jus pissed the pantelonace....soooo funny
DO$


'Some ski for the fun of it.....I....I ski for the hell of it..'
Oct 12 2004 8:55AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
haha its even got a thong on with rear access



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Oct 12 2004 9:15AM
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pales
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 25
the seal one was hilarious


a concussion a day keeps the doctor here to stay

they say i got stupid when i hit my head

the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened, we were on a vacation!'
Oct 12 2004 9:58AM
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pales
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 25









a concussion a day keeps the doctor here to stay

they say i got stupid when i hit my head

the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened, we were on a vacation!'
Oct 12 2004 10:14AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
ew yuck the dogs ass, what if it just shit on ur face and started ripping them. oh man tht guy must be a scat eater



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Oct 12 2004 10:20AM
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Mavrck
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 27

Ownedddd
DO$


'Some ski for the fun of it.....I....I ski for the hell of it..'
Oct 12 2004 6:01PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
^ hahhaahah I love the water pic!



I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic
Oct 12 2004 6:12PM
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Newskoolkavana
Posts: 2098 - Karma: 19
OWNED




-ryan kavana
Oct 16 2004 6:06PM
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12ParkRat60
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 61
^ you suck kid
He who hesitates masturbates
Oct 16 2004 6:45PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ Yeah that's no good because his balls haven't dropped yet.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Oct 16 2004 7:25PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13083 - Karma: 18,725
No, I
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-I'm not lazy,I party to 5 am,others get tired at 2am -JF Cusson
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-Why do stuff today when you can put off to tomorow?-Jecht
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-If I kick you in the balls,why does you stomac hurt?
-What happens when you wake up in prison and you cant remember how you got there?
All these questions you have never asked.
Oct 22 2004 11:17AM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13083 - Karma: 18,725
here this should work


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-I'm not lazy,I party to 5 am,others get tired at 2am -JF Cusson
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-Why do stuff today when you can put off to tomorow?-Jecht
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-If I kick you in the balls,why does you stomac hurt?
-What happens when you wake up in prison and you cant remember how you got there?
All these questions you have never asked.
Oct 22 2004 11:20AM
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Norred
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I'd rather be rich than stupid.

GO SOX!
Oct 27 2004 11:57AM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
^owned
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some people like their cucumber pickled
Oct 27 2004 1:54PM
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IHOP
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Oct 27 2004 3:54PM
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tricksterboardin
Posts: 662 - Karma: 10
blakc baby and as someone put 'speacial' kid running are the bomb
Oct 27 2004 7:10PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ He rode away.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Oct 27 2004 7:50PM
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bibs_skibum
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 449
hahaha
Oct 30 2004 12:04AM
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PFD
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Oct 30 2004 1:00AM
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PFD
Posts: 568 - Karma: 11
opps, i really don't thing that quailfies as porn, sorry if it gets' deleted...
Oct 30 2004 1:03AM
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PowderCanuck
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you don't think it qualifies as porn? it may not be real life but I'd say it's pretty graphic


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Screw this I'm going skiing
Oct 30 2004 1:14AM
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KootenayGuy
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 10
Hahahaha! holy shit this is funny, i hope it never ends!
-STARMAN DIED IN VAIN!
Oct 30 2004 2:43AM
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bibs_skibum
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 449
this is even better than the hot chick thread
Oct 30 2004 2:41PM
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llama
Posts: 217 - Karma: 10


THE LLAMA SONG!
Oct 30 2004 2:48PM
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bcboy
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Steeze its whats for dinner

Oct 31 2004 7:18AM
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Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
those are all so funny i'm gonna die
Oct 31 2004 10:16AM
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jcm8
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OWNED

































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'It wouldent fall on you if you couldent handle it' ~ Tanner hall ~
Oct 31 2004 5:48PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
God damnit, it keeps popping up even though people don't post anything.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Oct 31 2004 7:47PM
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rasser
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These aren't 0wn3d pics but funny still





















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'i think you put the B in buttfuck and i put it in you'
-lateralis
'Screw porn, get a girlfriend'
-PhattTim
'I just want to be popular on the internet.'
-ShitSlam4
'ohhhhh so thats what mutes look like... there gay'
-Champion_of_the_wild
Nov 13 2004 11:45AM
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DYFI
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 30
^thats just wrong



'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
Nov 13 2004 12:03PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
BAHAHAHAHA That's great.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Nov 13 2004 1:06PM
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skunkfucker
Posts: 191 - Karma: 10
good thread

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winterparksuks
Nov 13 2004 2:37PM
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permanente1600
Posts: 1368 - Karma: 10
HAHAHA
WATCH OUT FOR THE DONKEY PUNCH LADIES!
Nov 15 2004 4:24PM
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Pavesi
Posts: 628 - Karma: 10
This is by far the best thread ive ever seen
Nov 15 2004 4:58PM
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tricksterboardin
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the horse one is just plain dirt
i am Sum Ting Wong praise me- Sum Ting Wong july 5th 2004
Nov 15 2004 5:04PM
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skipimp_
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Edit Signature Your current signature:



“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.


Än Eye For An Eye, And Soon The Whole World Is Blind
Nov 15 2004 5:22PM
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JFerg
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 62
i really wish i didnt get to this before a mod. but its funny as hell. i dunno whether to laugh, or to lick my monitor

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just ski.
Nov 15 2004 5:24PM
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