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davidh
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Alright, lets have em. I wanna the best pics to post when someone gets.....


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I'm so constipated I've become a prune juice conesuir (sp)

'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces
-lateralis

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
-Dubya.

'I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?'
Denis Leary.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'
Robin Williams.

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
Sep 24 2004 11:26AM
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freeze_pooter
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bigJ lineskier10 '05
Oct 4 2004 10:32PM
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Schmitz
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thanks





Don't take it for granted
Oct 4 2004 10:39PM
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freeze_pooter
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bigJ lineskier10 '05
Oct 4 2004 10:56PM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
^hahahha!!
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Oct 5 2004 5:25AM
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Mike-O
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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
Oct 5 2004 10:47AM
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hoodratz47
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holy fuyck.... the kid on the hood of the car.... damn thats funy shit





Jim..' hannah are u taking a dump?
Hannah'.. no, jim , girls dont poop,
Jim'... oh,,,, then why do girls have buttholes?
Hannah'.. for fucking. you silly.
Oct 5 2004 1:14PM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
^^haha, nice one mike-o




'collars up are officially gay, but layering 2 polo shirts is still acceptable'
-ATLANTASKI

'r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?
fuck pussy dick suckin lips'
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Oct 5 2004 2:01PM
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12ParkRat60
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 61
yea mike-o
He who hesitates masturbates
Oct 5 2004 2:05PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
hahahaha this thread is awesome



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drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj
Oct 5 2004 8:06PM
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devine
Posts: 1720 - Karma: 11
i dont really get mike-o's



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'do i look gullable to you , or even a gulla-calf?'
Oct 5 2004 8:31PM
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JFerg
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 62
the one of the kid on the car is obviously fake. the car is parked, the kid got out, layed on the hood and they waited for another car to pass to take the picture.

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Oct 5 2004 9:11PM
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Meh42
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'michael moore called...said he is ready to fuck you again' - SUpilot

'Yeah, most pros are strict Mormons. I read an interview with Tanner where he talked about his experience with a caffinated beverage. He said that it screwed up his style because he was poisoning the temple that is his body. Then some of his wives left him.' - Mistaskier
Oct 5 2004 9:22PM
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Meh42
Posts: 2431 - Karma: 14


the iraqi navy







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'michael moore called...said he is ready to fuck you again' - SUpilot

'Yeah, most pros are strict Mormons. I read an interview with Tanner where he talked about his experience with a caffinated beverage. He said that it screwed up his style because he was poisoning the temple that is his body. Then some of his wives left him.' - Mistaskier
Oct 5 2004 9:26PM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
wow, the fucking sucks. a wrx in the water, wow. i would be pissed. and the truck one with all the people in the water is fake.
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Oct 6 2004 5:27AM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
i bet the guy retired after that bull raped his ass.
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I'm so constipated I've become a prune juice conesuir (sp)

'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces
-lateralis

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
-Dubya.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'
Robin Williams.

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'

Oct 6 2004 8:17AM
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ride4frnt
Posts: 315 - Karma: 37
that bike one is fucked up. especially if you ride. crazy shit.
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Canada Kicks Ass.

E.C.S.M - Live to Ride.

Skiing is a religion.
Oct 6 2004 12:04PM
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1080ski
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i dont get Mike-O's
Oct 6 2004 12:12PM
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super_roadie
Posts: 114 - Karma: 12
Haha the on with the kids head in the chair is great
Oct 6 2004 1:16PM
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twix_182
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cause the snowboarders just staright airing the jump and the skiers actually doing the rail


Take me to your special place
Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it
Oct 6 2004 2:48PM
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E.C.S.M.
Oct 6 2004 3:47PM
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CTD
Posts: 6301 - Karma: 355
my neighbors did the exact same thing to their yellow lab^. it got all sunburned, and it was in our yard. the lady cvalled it over and beat the shit out of him. He got owned!

I.L.I.A.G.A CREW!


I drink pepto bismal like its water.. -PJO
Oct 6 2004 4:21PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
for shizzle, skiers rule.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Oct 6 2004 8:37PM
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Joe.
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 24
mmmm shaved pussy




my mom plucks my ball hair at night when im sleeping and glues them to her eyesbrows cuz she had a terrible camping incident when she was younger and her eyebrows never grew back, shes been doing this since i was 13 im gonna have to start chargin that fat bitch for my hair
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Oct 6 2004 8:40PM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
this has to be the best thread ever

«*$*Carney*$*»

One time at mount Mckay..........
Oct 6 2004 8:51PM
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poor@$$skibum
Posts: 1625 - Karma: 40
your forgetting the hot girl thread.


fat people should avoid buffets


Oct 6 2004 8:52PM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
hahahaha. the shaved kitten. hahaha.
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I'm so constipated I've become a prune juice conesuir (sp)

'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces
-lateralis

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
-Dubya.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'
Robin Williams.

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'

Oct 7 2004 8:37AM
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meb9486
Posts: 740 - Karma: 10
OWNED


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'Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me there's skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything, everyday I'm out there.'
-Pep Fujas-
Oct 7 2004 11:03AM
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meb9486
Posts: 740 - Karma: 10
lets try it again....OWNED

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'Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me there's skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything, everyday I'm out there.'
-Pep Fujas-
Oct 7 2004 11:04AM
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meb9486
Posts: 740 - Karma: 10
one last time....OWNED

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'Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me there's skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything, everyday I'm out there.'
-Pep Fujas-
Oct 7 2004 11:05AM
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meb9486
Posts: 740 - Karma: 10
fuck this im doing it right..anyone know why its not working
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'Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me there's skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything, everyday I'm out there.'
-Pep Fujas-
Oct 7 2004 11:05AM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
you gotta take the url of the pic, not the page



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I'm so constipated I've become a prune juice conesuir (sp)

'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces
-lateralis

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
-Dubya.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'
Robin Williams.

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'

Oct 7 2004 11:07AM
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meb9486
Posts: 740 - Karma: 10
thanks
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'Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me there's skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything, everyday I'm out there.'
-Pep Fujas-
Oct 7 2004 11:12AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563








----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Oct 7 2004 2:07PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
hahahahaha the tatto one was awesome if it was real
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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
Oct 7 2004 2:14PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18

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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
Oct 7 2004 2:52PM
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Tosh
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Oct 7 2004 3:02PM
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poor@$$skibum
Posts: 1625 - Karma: 40
donald duck gets alot of action.


fat people should avoid buffets


Oct 7 2004 3:22PM
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E.C.S.M.
Oct 7 2004 4:10PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ How to know if your kid is gay.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Oct 7 2004 5:41PM
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HAHAHA^


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E.C.S.M.
Oct 7 2004 5:46PM
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E.C.S.M.
Oct 7 2004 5:49PM
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1080ski
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 191
o thats nasty
Oct 7 2004 7:39PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
yup...



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Oct 7 2004 8:15PM
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SchweitzerSki
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keep em coming please


did that make any sense?
Oct 7 2004 8:24PM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
NOOO this shall not die!
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I'm so constipated I've become a prune juice conesuir (sp)

'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces
-lateralis

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
-Dubya.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'
Robin Williams.

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'

Oct 9 2004 7:02AM
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GVAR510
Posts: 1037 - Karma: 10
keep em' coming!!!



Red Sox rule
Oct 9 2004 8:01AM
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skiierman
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I dont think there are anymore owned pictures on the net.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Oct 9 2004 2:14PM
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devine
Posts: 1720 - Karma: 11


one pitch , all that was needed

owned



member#13687


'do i look gullable to you , or even a gulla-calf?'
Oct 9 2004 2:19PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ Uhhh, not really because the Red Sox came sooooo close to blowing it once again.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Oct 9 2004 2:21PM
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devine
Posts: 1720 - Karma: 11
but in the end did they ? no a W is a W no matter how u get it



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'do i look gullable to you , or even a gulla-calf?'
Oct 9 2004 4:39PM
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