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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
Alright, lets have em. I wanna the best pics to post when someone gets.....


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I'm so constipated I've become a prune juice conesuir (sp)

'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces
-lateralis

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
-Dubya.

'I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?'
Denis Leary.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'
Robin Williams.

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
Sep 24 2004 11:26AM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,034
thank you newschoolers, game me a hell of a laugh
Sep 26 2004 8:02PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
^hahaha, a dog that small deserves to be screwed

-Joe
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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY
Rollers of NS unite!!!
603 for life
I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

'well lets just say its the gov secret way of killing off 1000's of people each day. hey were over populated anyway' -dloc in referance to cigarettes
Sep 26 2004 8:04PM
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Adamskinick
Posts: 3353 - Karma: 126
this thread is insanity
NS Philosopher
Sep 26 2004 8:20PM
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freeze_pooter
Posts: 3296 - Karma: 16
lets see an after pic on that one
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bigJ lineskier10 '05
Sep 26 2004 8:26PM
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poor@$$skibum
Posts: 1625 - Karma: 40
those cats will all comit suicide.


fat people should avoid buffets


Sep 26 2004 8:30PM
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freeze_pooter
Posts: 3296 - Karma: 16





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bigJ lineskier10 '05
Sep 26 2004 9:23PM
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devine
Posts: 1720 - Karma: 10
lol what is that^ ode to halo



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'do i look gullable to you , or even a gulla-calf?'
Sep 26 2004 9:28PM
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lj5
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 12
hahahahahaha i cant stop laughing these are hilarious
Sep 26 2004 9:58PM
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freeze_pooter
Posts: 3296 - Karma: 16

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bigJ lineskier10 '05
Sep 26 2004 11:18PM
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Quinny
Posts: 3477 - Karma: 163


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T-Money: wtf
T-Money: i think the icecream truck just hit a kid
T-Money: brbrb
Sep 26 2004 11:25PM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
holy shit that's horrible
-Ira
Member No. 8857
Viva La Rèsistance

i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
Sep 26 2004 11:30PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
^Yes! THAT'S the one I was looking for.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Sep 26 2004 11:30PM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
Busting out the AV gear and making morbid animations and then posting them on the internet.

What your parents are really doing when they babysit.

Knitting is out. Killing babies is hot.



But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Breathe and Stop

Ninja Steeze 05
Sep 26 2004 11:52PM
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IHOP
Posts: 2155 - Karma: 19

Sep 27 2004 1:00AM
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bcboy
Posts: 719 - Karma: 9


OWNED




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Sep 27 2004 7:10PM
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tahoe20
Posts: 669 - Karma: 10
haha, my roomate and i are still laughing from that hats for cats one, so damn funny

~welcome to squawllywood~
Sep 27 2004 7:16PM
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estaked
Posts: 7388 - Karma: 79

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'i think your computer would just explode if you tried to grab with a monoski.' - cobalt (on jibberish)

'TELLEJIBBING, DIFFICULT, BUT STILL GAY' -NoTeefa

'its not cocky if u go on and ur like YEAAAAAAAH I GOT MY 7s DOWN YAAAA... cocky is u goin on NS and sayin u can throw the fuckn best C3s anywhere' -yamaToM9

$$$$$$NWFT$$$$$$

STENCIL KREW

THE LAB
Sep 27 2004 7:16PM
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NBCskier
Posts: 3877 - Karma: -289
Hahaha john kerry what a douchebag
Sep 27 2004 7:44PM
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r_witt
Posts: 911 - Karma: 10

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if i had no hands, id have a tee shirt that said, 'ever been stump fucked?' - cj
Sep 27 2004 7:57PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
^ haha they were fucked






holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph
Behind your back it goes
A little something like this is way to big to miss....
Sep 27 2004 8:01PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ no my friend, OWNED!



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Sep 27 2004 8:46PM
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poor@$$skibum
Posts: 1625 - Karma: 40
John Kerry=easter bunny?


fat people should avoid buffets


Sep 27 2004 8:52PM
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Hedekar
Posts: 1816 - Karma: 15
hahaha, kick the kid!







It's easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
Sep 28 2004 12:08AM
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12ParkRat60
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 61
we need more
He who hesitates masturbates
Sep 28 2004 7:07PM
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bcboy
Posts: 719 - Karma: 9
< img src = http://www.picrack.com/004/other/insurance5.jpg>





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Sep 28 2004 7:39PM
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bcboy
Posts: 719 - Karma: 9





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Sep 28 2004 7:40PM
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skibabe2569
Posts: 237 - Karma: 10
those are so funny please find more



~ski to live and live to ski~
Sep 28 2004 7:40PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
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----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Sep 28 2004 9:03PM
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-=koLLac=-
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 11
hey Quinny, do you have the actual video too? isn't the sound the lady makes awesome? hahaha




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EUROPE KICKS ASS
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Useless Fact of the Moment:
'The starfish is one of the only animals who can turn it's stomach inside-out. '

^hahaha ONE of the ONLY ahahaha lmao
Sep 28 2004 9:20PM
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jibtastic
Posts: 4391 - Karma: 67
that guys face is gross..but yeah most of that is funnnnny fucking shit.



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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'skiboards look horrible on rails, they do however looking amazing over 15 foot tables.'
-mommy on snowlerbladlerering
Sep 28 2004 11:07PM
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japanada
Posts: 13784 - Karma: 1,957


OWNED HARDCORE




If I could I would, but I can't. Now shut the hell up.
Sep 29 2004 12:40PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
HOLY FUCK! you can see it poking out the side....that is fuckin nasty!



Current Ns.com Idiot - in my book: D-loc's wit and wisdom at its best.
Sep 29 2004 1:00PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
^wow. thats just terrible.
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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
Sep 29 2004 1:01PM
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DYFI
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 30
holy shit....thats disgusting....how does somehtin like that happen???

pieces of wood dont just fly through the air impaling people



'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
Sep 29 2004 1:19PM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
SHIIIIIT! THAT IS GROOOOOSS!!!




'collars up are officially gay, but layering 2 polo shirts is still acceptable'
-ATLANTASKI

'r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?
fuck pussy dick suckin lips'
-freeze_pooter
Sep 29 2004 1:58PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
hahaha that was on appetite4destruction.com, really nasty shit.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Sep 29 2004 6:14PM
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Skierguy48
Posts: 527 - Karma: 10
omg, the guy gettin paddled is disturbing
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why would i bother doing a misty 9? id much rather sit here at home, get my dick sucked by your fat ass bitch of a mom, smoke some pot and eat tons of food-- Lateralis

Sep 29 2004 7:48PM
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Quinny
Posts: 3477 - Karma: 163
'hey Quinny, do you have the actual video too? isn't the sound the lady makes awesome? hahaha'

Sadly, I don't have the original. I couldn't manage to find it. The closest that I could find was this one. A friend of mine has this as an avatar on another message board.

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T-Money: wtf
T-Money: i think the icecream truck just hit a kid
T-Money: brbrb
Sep 30 2004 1:28AM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
holy shit. Like 2600 views already. wow.
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I'm so constipated I've become a prune juice conesuir (sp)

'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces
-lateralis

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
-Dubya.

'I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?'
Denis Leary.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'
Robin Williams.

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
Sep 30 2004 5:40AM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
oh, god, what the fhelljesushchiestinthenameofgod whas that?
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- Ian
~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'no, but i can say 'do you know who the fuck i am?' cus, quite honestly, if you knew, youd be quivering in fear and hiding your asshole.' - mommy
Sep 30 2004 1:52PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
HAhAH someone really followed though with showing a telophone pole up that dude ass.

man the guy that did it wasnt fucking around



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Sep 30 2004 2:04PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
oh and you can see his penis.....d-loc i bet you were droolin' all over that.



Current Ns.com Idiot - in my book: D-loc's wit and wisdom at its best.
Sep 30 2004 2:11PM
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ski_Crystal
Posts: 649 - Karma: 10
^^ you shortened your sig. im sad. i liked it long
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~-~NWFT~-~

*Kirsten*
Sep 30 2004 2:58PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
i had too. it kept getting longer and longer, now it has it's own web page. (click the link)



Current Ns.com Idiot - in my book: D-loc's wit and wisdom at its best.
Sep 30 2004 3:21PM
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Raoul_Duke
Posts: 584 - Karma: 17
owned..........http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=wasp-moron.wmv
Sep 30 2004 3:35PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
^ damn....was that a homemade video?



Current Ns.com Idiot - in my book: D-loc's wit and wisdom at its best.
Sep 30 2004 3:48PM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
^^dope name



But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Breathe and Stop

Ninja Steeze 05
Sep 30 2004 3:52PM
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NickMartini
Posts: 7761 - Karma: 8,356
that was the funniest thing i have seen all day, does anyone know where that pic is of the soccer player with his face in the other guys nuts



-Nick Martini
Stept Productions
'To Whom It MAy Conern' now for sale!
Sep 30 2004 4:33PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
2700 views, holy shit!



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Sep 30 2004 7:33PM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
a post must have been erased, because there are only 151 now
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I'm so constipated I've become a prune juice conesuir (sp)

'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces
-lateralis

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
-Dubya.

'I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?'
Denis Leary.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'
Robin Williams.

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
Oct 1 2004 9:30AM
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