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davidh
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Alright, lets have em. I wanna the best pics to post when someone gets.....


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I'm so constipated I've become a prune juice conesuir (sp)

'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces
-lateralis

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
-Dubya.

'I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?'
Denis Leary.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'
Robin Williams.

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
Sep 24 2004 11:26AM
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Ski-hobo
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there has to be more of these, one of the funniest threads of all time.





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'i didnt really insult him, i just called him a fucken idiot' -Lateralis
Sep 24 2004 9:29PM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
owned


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I'm so constipated I've become a prune juice conesuir (sp)

'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces
-lateralis

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
-Dubya.

'I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?'
Denis Leary.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'
Robin Williams.

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
Sep 25 2004 3:49AM
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MadTrix4185
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ya thats not really owned man.
Sep 25 2004 3:59AM
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davidh
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I'm so constipated I've become a prune juice conesuir (sp)

'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces
-lateralis

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
-Dubya.

'I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?'
Denis Leary.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'
Robin Williams.

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
Sep 25 2004 4:00AM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8

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I'm so constipated I've become a prune juice conesuir (sp)

'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces
-lateralis

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
-Dubya.

'I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?'
Denis Leary.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'
Robin Williams.

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
Sep 25 2004 4:03AM
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1080ski
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Sep 25 2004 10:21AM
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Craigskis
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^ that's one of my favorite photos ever...
live by the N.E.R.D
Sep 25 2004 10:22AM
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freeskiBC
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bwhahahahah thats the reaspon why people take pictures, they hope on day they can catch that /\ on film


watching fox news for politics is like trying to jack off to the view. -asac

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now.

We're just two lost souls swimmin in a fish bowl, year after year. Runnin' over the same old ground, what have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.

Sep 25 2004 10:41AM
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anti_bunk
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that is sick
Sep 25 2004 11:32AM
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DaV-Ski
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the best forum I've seen in a while.
Dave from the *NORTH EAST*
Sep 25 2004 12:06PM
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skiierman
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hahaha hummers are pussay!



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Sep 25 2004 12:08PM
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stevie.
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hahahaha wow this is the best thread ive seen in a while hahaha ahh the black baby... burn




signatures are overrated.
Sep 25 2004 12:25PM
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manwiththemetalleg
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Talking about catching the perfect moment for a shot...my best action shot was this...
https://www.newschoolers.com/PHP/Pictures/Uploaded/958maraspewweb.jpg
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www.teamksm.co.uk
Sep 25 2004 1:06PM
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manwiththemetalleg
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www.teamksm.co.uk
Sep 25 2004 1:06PM
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manwiththemetalleg
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Shit that came out slightly too large
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www.teamksm.co.uk
Sep 25 2004 1:07PM
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freerider_klo
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yes very large indeed




-Chloe
skiing=radical
Sep 25 2004 1:16PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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ahahahahha


dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
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newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!
'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7
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Sep 25 2004 1:33PM
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skiierman
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haha awsome shots guys.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Sep 25 2004 3:02PM
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Tosh
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Sep 25 2004 3:16PM
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rasser
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this thread is absolutely gold




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'i think you put the B in buttfuck and i put it in you'
-lateralis
'Screw porn, get a girlfriend'
-PhattTim
'I just want to be popular on the internet.'
-ShitSlam4
'ohhhhh so thats what mutes look like... there gay'
-Champion_of_the_wild
Sep 25 2004 3:20PM
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Tosh
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Sep 25 2004 3:22PM
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weazelzb
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haha some of those are fuckin hilarious



Some folks look for answers, others look for fights
Some folks up in tree tops, just looking for their kites


Goes to show, you don't ever know
Watch each card you play and play it slow
Sep 25 2004 3:44PM
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anti_bunk
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Sep 25 2004 5:20PM
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scratchman
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heres two from the iowa state riots last year...






Who wrote 'Da Moon Rules #1' on my car with a key!
Sep 25 2004 5:22PM
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hucker22
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hahaha stupid terrorist
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some people like their cucumber pickled
Sep 25 2004 5:26PM
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bitchassphatz
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sarting to loose the humor, need FUNNY owned pics.


Current Ns.com Idiot - in my book: D-loc's wit and wisdom at its best.

'Don't speculate my life because I've been through alot worse than you.' - d-loc
'I have my job because I worked for it, most do not.' - d-loc
'I've worked my ass off since I was 12 years old, I was an umpire! Yup, an umpire for 5 years!' - d-loc
'I make 50,000 a month as a programmer.' - d-loc .....(this is $600,000 a year, at age 20, while still in college)
'I have a carrer started already even before I have a degree, once I'm done with college I will have my bachlors and a job already. Only thing my pay will be hella higher.' - d-loc
'I only state the facts, no opinions, thats what sets me apart from everyone.' - d-loc
'It's just a matter of time until people like me (our generation) get into office.' - d-loc
'Man made beer, it's not good for the body after time. God created pot, for some reason this plant is here, so why not use what we are given and stop creating new projects such as beer.' - d-loc
'Their are becoming too many rules and shit, so soon we will all just crack. I'm trying to avoid that, not just smoke weed fools.' - d-loc
'Nothing else really matters to me. Just that its my body, and someone's controlling what I put into it.' - d-loc
'Drugs will always be around, why not profit off them from a government point of stance? you aint stopping them, so join them.' - d-loc
'I personally do not believe that pot should be legalized.' - d-loc
'Tell me about poilitics in real life and I'll let you talk your head off and not say a word. Cuz politics are a waste of brain space, get u nowhere in life but an argument.' - d-loc
'NADER all the way for me.' - d-loc
'Who cares how much money our country has, it does us no good if we ain't got shit to spend it on.' - d-loc
'I'm the moron here now, Yet, I know more about upcoming technoloy then most people ever will. Who has even heard of nanotechnology or even knows what it is?' - d-loc
'Man leave the country then tell me you hate it, I dare you.' - d-loc
'I'll fucking move to canada RIGHT NOW and would be 100 times happier. I would glady leave all the rules & regulations in this stupid U.S.' - d-loc
'See, I look at the future, not at this moment.' - d-loc
'Smoking cigs, in the long run what's it get me? nothing but $4 a pack outta my wallet a day to keep the habit. A bag runs me like $275 max and that can last me easily for 2 months. now $4 a pack X 60 = $240. Okay, so for about the same price.' - d-loc
'Sure, their world is drastically different, but I'm not going to no 3rd world. I'm on this world, Earth!' - d-loc (reffering to 3rd world countries)

In D-loc's Essay on why he's Smarter than me. (I did not ask for this, it randomly was messaged to me):
'I'll have you know my brain is very developed. I have what you call a photographic memory.' - d-loc
'So, I guess you really are intellectually below me, but I see now your just the one who can get up to my speed.' - d-loc
'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc
'What I'm getting at is I don't know how I can get this out to people, and if I am just a great athlete or what.' - d-loc (he almost fell off a couch, but caught himself; what an amazing athlete!)
'So, before you even begin to talk about me, please I would like you to think with that undevolped brain. Maybe I'm not the dumb misfounded stoner you believe I am.' - d-loc (i think this was his conclusion?)

In regards to Europe being better than the United States:
'Sure if ur in the wrong neighborhoods you could be robbed or shot, but for the most part stick together and ur fine' - d-loc
Sep 25 2004 5:34PM
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soup
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ya whats with the fucking puke pics?
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And no, I'm not getting photo incentives from those ads. If i wanted to do that, I'd just say 'Rip Curl, Nordica, Marker, Level, Astrix.' See? Now i've made money.' - Brad Holmes to some idiot kid from Potland Maine
Sep 25 2004 9:51PM
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devine
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ooooo man this is great , one of the only threads i didnt feel i wasted my time on



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'do i look gullable to you , or even a gulla-calf?'
Sep 25 2004 10:14PM
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Mattman
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I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic
Sep 26 2004 1:25AM
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rasser
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This fucking rules
Did it work?




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'i think you put the B in buttfuck and i put it in you'
-lateralis
'Screw porn, get a girlfriend'
-PhattTim
'I just want to be popular on the internet.'
-ShitSlam4
'ohhhhh so thats what mutes look like... there gay'
-Champion_of_the_wild
Sep 26 2004 3:48AM
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Breheny
Posts: 1262 - Karma: 436
this thread is priceless



Nick

'He was probably beating it to some sexy orangatang tittes in a national geographic' - Lateralis

'Peter, what did i tell you not to do last night?'
'drink at the frat party'
'and what did you do last night?'
'drank at the fra.....ooooooh i almost walked rite into that one!'
Sep 26 2004 5:59AM
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bcboy
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Sep 26 2004 6:57AM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8

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I'm so constipated I've become a prune juice conesuir (sp)

'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces
-lateralis

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
-Dubya.

'I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?'
Denis Leary.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'
Robin Williams.

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
Sep 26 2004 8:38AM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8

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I'm so constipated I've become a prune juice conesuir (sp)

'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces
-lateralis

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
-Dubya.

'I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?'
Denis Leary.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'
Robin Williams.

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
Sep 26 2004 9:01AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ Holy shit, from her legs to her head she ages like 20 years.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Sep 26 2004 9:03AM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8

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I'm so constipated I've become a prune juice conesuir (sp)

'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces
-lateralis

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
-Dubya.

'I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?'
Denis Leary.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'
Robin Williams.

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
Sep 26 2004 9:05AM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8

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I'm so constipated I've become a prune juice conesuir (sp)

'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces
-lateralis

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
-Dubya.

'I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?'
Denis Leary.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'
Robin Williams.

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
Sep 26 2004 9:06AM
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dan.b
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'Moi c'que j'propose c qu'on envoye chier l'monde, on leur paye une criss de traite'
Sep 26 2004 9:42AM
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Geoffrey
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^holy shit

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Sep 26 2004 9:53AM
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bcboy
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Sep 26 2004 10:37AM
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12ParkRat60
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this shit is halarious especially that truck fliping over with all those poeple in it

He who hesitates masturbates
Sep 26 2004 10:39AM
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permanente1600
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and i had to put this one cuz this guy obviously got owned!









'please tell me elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?' - Donnie Darko
Sep 26 2004 11:00AM
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SkiUnit03
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^that would be sick to ski into



My friend\'s and I formed a NO GIRLS ALLOWED club when we were little. Then we gave it up when girls made my penis get hard
-midwest_rep

r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?
fuck pussy dick suckin lips
-freeze_pooter
Sep 26 2004 11:06AM
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T.L.
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^^ foam pit


are fat people bad americans?
Sep 26 2004 12:11PM
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freeze_pooter
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keep em comin
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Sep 26 2004 6:21PM
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fcskier27
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thats awesome


summertime....and the livin's easy
Sep 26 2004 7:46PM
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poor@$$skibum
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keep this thread alive!!!



fat people should avoid buffets


Sep 26 2004 7:46PM
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cobalt
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Red Dragon, that was awesome
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Sep 26 2004 7:52PM
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ecski73
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foam dive




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Sep 26 2004 7:54PM
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