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davidh
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Alright, lets have em. I wanna the best pics to post when someone gets.....


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I'm so constipated I've become a prune juice conesuir (sp)

'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces
-lateralis

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
-Dubya.

'I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?'
Denis Leary.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'
Robin Williams.

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
Sep 24 2004 11:26AM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
keep it alive
Sheldon
Jan 23 2005 11:56PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
bahahah that tredmill one was the best. hahaha lmao


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OOOOOOO sour patch kids...

Jan 24 2005 12:03AM
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norsk_jibber
Posts: 318 - Karma: 18
i know its been posted before, but its so damn funny!!
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Hush little baby, don’t say a word

And never mind that noise you heard

It’s just the beast under your bed,

In your closet, in your head
Jan 24 2005 6:56AM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
ahhhhhhhhhhhh


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OOOOOOO sour patch kids...

Jan 30 2005 8:57PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
wtf is that thing in his mouth

East Coast of the West Coast
Jan 31 2005 2:46AM
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ilovehead
Posts: 586 - Karma: 6
candy, so the fat kid will shut up
Jan 31 2005 11:18AM
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bibs_skibum
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 449
hahahah fat fuck

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Just shut up and ski.
Feb 3 2005 7:59PM
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guddgulf17
Posts: 3037 - Karma: 10
so great
Pirate steeze, arrrrr!

sorry boys, there was no pro hoeing-skibrdingbtch

However, because they are little bitches that haven't even heard of metal edged skis or the clitoris-twintipteles
Feb 3 2005 9:20PM
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espen^R
Posts: 2330 - Karma: 192
OKEY... THIS PHOTOGRAFER IS SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP IN HIS TINY HEAD!!! SERIOSLY!! So Frucking Dusgusting!!! SHIIIT!
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she was like: ''oh yes! I really want to do it'' and then she got an SMS from her mother and got picked 5 minutes later... Fuck! I hate parents!

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- tricks were meant to be stomped
''I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap'' - ATLrednecskier

Feb 4 2005 11:55AM
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hUcKbUnNi3
Posts: 1923 - Karma: 33
^thats been posted a few times already...regardless though, this is the best thread ever!


yay.snow.yay
Feb 4 2005 12:56PM
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bibs_skibum
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 449
horray for owned pics


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Just shut up and ski.
Feb 9 2005 9:45PM
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+[wall.e]+
Posts: 1928 - Karma: 18
Ski Jump gone Wrong

Ashlee Simpson Lip Sync Remix
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Formerley 'Skierguy48' orginal member
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E.C.S.M.

^ shut up, your a fag your not supposed to love women, your supposed to love long hard cock buried deep inside your anus- Lateralis commenting on ATLANTASKI talking about women

does atlantaski think he's black or did his parents just not wash him off when his mom gave birth to him from her dirty asshole?- Lateralis

Feb 10 2005 9:23AM
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+[wall.e]+
Posts: 1928 - Karma: 18
shit, the first one is the wrong link, oh well, its a jeep.
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E.C.S.M.

^ shut up, your a fag your not supposed to love women, your supposed to love long hard cock buried deep inside your anus- Lateralis commenting on ATLANTASKI talking about women

does atlantaski think he's black or did his parents just not wash him off when his mom gave birth to him from her dirty asshole?- Lateralis

Feb 10 2005 9:23AM
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JFerg
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 62
bump

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just ski.
Feb 14 2005 5:40PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15


OWNED


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Feb 15 2005 7:02PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15


about to be OWNED!


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Feb 15 2005 7:04PM
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Ski-hobo
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Feb 15 2005 7:05PM
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Anathema
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- Harvιε




I skι therefore I aм

Feb 15 2005 7:36PM
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bibs_skibum
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 449
linerider...post the ski jump again


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Just shut up and ski.
Feb 15 2005 8:14PM
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9o2mdkNamzz1_1
Posts: 2113 - Karma: 10
LOL so fuckin funny
Get out the penut butter.... cuz ur toast
Feb 15 2005 11:15PM
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DrGonzo729
Posts: 1312 - Karma: 10
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/luckymonkey.html
Feb 15 2005 11:49PM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6650 - Karma: 1,645
^Bahahah
live by the N.E.R.D
Feb 15 2005 11:51PM
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guddgulf17
Posts: 3037 - Karma: 10
brilliant. i liked the matador

'They sell 'Professional' jump ropes at the sporting goods store. I did not know that jump roping was a career option. I should have paid closer attention during those job planning courses in high school. Anyway, I went there intending to purchase a rifle, but i forgot my wallet and the cashier wouldn't accept my middle finger as collateral. - random internet person quoted by apple
Feb 15 2005 11:52PM
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DrGonzo729
Posts: 1312 - Karma: 10
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/clunker.html
that sucks man
Feb 16 2005 12:34AM
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DrGonzo729
Posts: 1312 - Karma: 10
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/snakenose.html
shit
Feb 16 2005 12:35AM
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carve_chemist
Posts: 37 - Karma: 10
'Last night I was hopping from barstool to barstool...trying to get lucky. There wasn't any gum under them, though.'-emo phillips
Feb 16 2005 12:58AM
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DrGonzo729
Posts: 1312 - Karma: 10
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/bikepole.html

OWNED!
Feb 16 2005 1:00AM
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DrGonzo729
Posts: 1312 - Karma: 10
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/doesitfit.html
mission impossible
Feb 16 2005 1:16AM
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skier_187
Posts: 51 - Karma: 10
how did he get his head in there in the first place is the question
'Who would eat 30 kids sack lunches?'
'I'll tell you who. It was that damn sasquatch!'
Feb 16 2005 6:23AM
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NickMartini
Posts: 7761 - Karma: 8,356
one of hte best threads on NS


-Nick Martini
Stept Productions
go buy 'to whom it may concern'
Liberty skis
So what?..... So lets dance!
He's going to duct tape it to his leg and release it to fend off other male competitors, like a sword fish. -skiierman
Feb 18 2005 11:42AM
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Ski-hobo
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Feb 21 2005 11:56PM
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Inthefridge
Posts: 207 - Karma: 15
What??? What the Fuck happened to those boats? Is that ice? It looks like it but the waters not frozen.


'Wait, if your mom is a gold digger then she is probably hot, so get with your mom!'
^Snowforblood
Feb 22 2005 12:37PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13083 - Karma: 18,725
Freezen rain,a lot of it!


Responsability,what's that?
Feb 22 2005 12:42PM
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Sokiem
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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
Feb 22 2005 1:30PM
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Ski-hobo
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'If only real chicks when down this easy' Comic Book Guy
Feb 26 2005 6:50PM
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jib-unit00
Posts: 6704 - Karma: 18
hahhah look at the small dogs eyes

Respeck

Dipset
Feb 26 2005 7:05PM
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NBCskier
Posts: 3877 - Karma: -289
haha funniest thread





SGB

Feb 26 2005 7:51PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15


kind of an ownage, and thats real money

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'If only real chicks when down this easy' Comic Book Guy
Feb 27 2005 8:56PM
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Ski-hobo
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'If only real chicks when down this easy' Comic Book Guy
Mar 4 2005 1:34AM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
^ BAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA FUNNIEST VAN EVER!!
Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
----------->Capital.City.Rider.
--->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'
Mar 4 2005 7:49AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Damn, how did this thread last this long.





----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.



GW Award December 3, 2004
Mar 4 2005 7:32PM
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Pklink04
Posts: 5608 - Karma: 392
id hope in that van anyday


You know you have the coolest cab driver when he says, 'And we're off like a prom dress.'
Mar 4 2005 7:34PM
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Ski-hobo
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'If only real chicks when down this easy' Comic Book Guy
Mar 8 2005 9:43PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
^BAAAHAHAHA, my dog does that to my cat all the time.
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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

'and then he got bow wow and JDs number so were gonna go party with them this weekend' - ATLskier talk

Real life translation - 'and the he sucked off bow wow and JD for their number so were gonna go suck them off again this weekend' - 1080ryebread
Mar 8 2005 9:50PM
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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15
is that 3M one real? if so that is mad cool


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sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
Mar 8 2005 9:54PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
yeah, the 3m one is real, real money too.

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'If only real chicks when down this easy' Comic Book Guy
Mar 8 2005 9:55PM
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Ski-hobo
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'If only real chicks when down this easy' Comic Book Guy
Mar 9 2005 9:37PM
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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15
on the 3M glass one, couldnt some one just bring in a plasma cutter and just steal the thing and bring it home and just use stuff ot break/melt the gass material?


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sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
Mar 9 2005 9:40PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
^yes, now adays banks like to leave their money lying in a little glass case in the middle of the street with no guards around, it saves them the time of having to go through a safe, everytime they wants money, they just smash it like a piggy bank
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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

'and then he got bow wow and JDs number so were gonna go party with them this weekend' - ATLskier talk

Real life translation - 'and the he sucked off bow wow and JD for their number so were gonna go suck them off again this weekend' - 1080ryebread
Mar 9 2005 9:43PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
look very closley



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