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Mr_Bump
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just watched Bill and Teds Bogus Journey, there's a line where I lost..

"Dude, I can't believe we just melvined Death"

Then there's;

"yippee ki yay motherfucker"

"The snosberries taste like snosberries"

"Roads? where we're going, we dont need 'Roads'!"

(from various others)


just a few faves off the top of my head...

yours?

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MEOW
Mar 2 2012 6:25PM
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Toasty.
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"School fuckin sucked bro"
Mar 2 2012 6:25PM
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PeteMez
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"People know me"

"Sky rockets in flight... Booooooohhhhoppp, Afternoon delight."

"I'm kinda a big deal, people know me... Put it this way, my apartment smells of rich mahogany and i have many leather bound books"

-Anchorman.

Legendary film.
Mar 2 2012 6:36PM
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Peppy
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"Suck brick kid!"
Mar 2 2012 6:38PM
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Mr_Bump
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ahahaa YES Anchorman! thank you!

"And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing"
Mar 2 2012 6:43PM
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I_Am_Mod
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Being a virgin is this day and age is something to be proud of, you're like a unicorn!
-Shirley from 'community'
Mar 2 2012 6:46PM
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eldridge
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"You know, sometimes all you need is twenty seconds of insane courage. Just literally twenty seconds of just embarrassing bravery. And I promise you, something great will come of it."

We Bought A Zoo
Mar 2 2012 6:52PM
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maynaiseman
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"we cant stop here, this is bat country"

"thats thirty minutes away. Ill be there in ten."

"only after disaster can we be ressurected."

"you're out of your fucking element!"

+k to whoever gets them all
Mar 2 2012 6:56PM
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Mr_Bump
Posts: 689 - Karma: 427
Breakfast Club - Bender vs Vernon

amazing confrontation

Vernon: You're not fooling anyone, Bender. The next screw that falls out will be you.
Bender: Eat my shorts.
Vernon: What was that?
Bender: Eat... My... Shorts.
Vernon: You just bought yourself another Saturday.
Bender: Ooh, I'm crushed.
Vernon: You just bought one more.
Bender: Well I'm free the Saturday after that. Beyond that, I'm going to have to check my calendar.
Vernon: Good, cause it's going to be filled. We'll keep going. You want another one? Just say the word say it. Instead of going to prison you'll come here. Are you through?
Bender: No.
Vernon: I'm doing society a favor.
Bender: So?
Vernon: That's another one right now! I've got you for the rest of your natural born life if you don't watch your step. You want another one?
Bender: Yes.
Vernon: You got it! You got another one right there! That's another one pal!
Claire: Cut it out!
Vernon: You through?
Bender: Not even close bud!
Vernon: Good! You got one more right there!
Bender: You really think I give a shit?
Vernon: Another! You through?
Bender: How many is that?
Brian : That's seven including when we first came in and you asked Mr. Vernon whether Barry Manilow knew that he raided his closet.
Vernon: Now it's eight. You stay out of this.
Brian: Excuse me sir, it's seven.


Mar 2 2012 7:00PM
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Mr_Bump
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Holy quotes batman!

fear and loathing
pulp fiction
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big lebowski

so good, all of them. although I dont know number 3, dont even want karma im already smiling
Mar 2 2012 7:02PM
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maynaiseman
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Third is from fight club
Mar 2 2012 7:06PM
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PeteMez
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"I love carpet, I love desk..."
"Brick, are you just naming random objects around the room and saying you love them?"
"I love lamp... I love lamp. I... love... lamp"

/.1st page claim?
Mar 2 2012 7:07PM
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[hamnuts]
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favourite quotes from one of my favourite movies:

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Seth: "You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy."

Seth: "Gimme that. All right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"!
Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME? Who are you? Seal?

Evan: "McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer? "

Evan: "Yeah chicks go nuts for that... the male camel toe.
Seth: "Yea yea! The camel tail."
Jules: "You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours."
Seth: "Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock"

 Fogell: "What's it like to have a gun?"
 Officer Michaels: "It's like having two cocks. If one of your cocks could kill someone."

Seth: "Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam!"

Officer Michaels: "Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!"
Seth: [referring to Evan's mother] "I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby."
Evan: "Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick."

Seth: "Momma's making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing."

Officer Michaels: "Yeah McLovin, how is it going with the ladies?"
 Fogell: "It's not the "going" I'm worried about... but the "coming".



Mar 2 2012 7:10PM
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Anathema
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hallo. my name is inigo montoya. you keel my fathar. PREPARE TO DIE!!

he's only mostly dead..

i can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.

no more rhyming, i MEAN IT!! ....anybody want a peanut?

SURRENDER!! ..you mean you wish to surrender to me? very well i accept.

MAWWAGE!! MAWWAGE IZ WOT BWINGZ US TOGEVA, TODAYY!!

drop........your..........sword.........
Mar 2 2012 7:12PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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everything that Gunnery Sergeant Hartman said in full metal jacket.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece o' shit, Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it?

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you feel dizzy? Do you feel faint! Jesus H. Christ! I think you've got a hard-on!
Mar 2 2012 7:14PM
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Mr_Bump
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"We are jolly green giants, walking the Earth with guns!"

"What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?!"

that film is astounding

from buffalo soldiers: "Aw no, we just squashed a beetle!"
Mar 3 2012 9:25AM
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benJAHmin
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"Well, like he says, it's mostly odd things he does. Helping like... here and there as it might be."

"As an unmuddied lake, Fred. As clear as an azure sky of deepest summer. You can rely on me, Fred."

"Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures! "
Mar 3 2012 12:50PM
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XtRemE11
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"heh, we have a t rex!"


Mar 3 2012 1:21PM
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bdarb207
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What'd we all learn here? Don't put twinkies on your pizza.
Mar 3 2012 1:24PM
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e_strapp
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"hmm, I expected the rocky mountains to be a little rockier than this" "yeah that John Denver's full of shit, man"
Mar 3 2012 1:25PM
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DirtyDan
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"It's not illegal, it's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane!"

"I'm pretty sure that's illegal."

"Goddamn you, Bin Laden!"


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"he was a ruhtard"

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"My friends are very mature."

"Paging Dr. F*ggot!!"
Mar 3 2012 1:26PM
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white+wolf
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ah, people only know what you tell them carl.


I could see why some of the boys took him for snobby. He had a quiet way about him, a walk and a talk that just wasn't normal around here. He strolled, like a man in a park without a care or a worry in the world, like he had on an invisible coat that would shield him from this place. Yeah, I think it would be fair to say... I liked Andy from the start.

Mar 3 2012 1:32PM
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Mr.Gaga
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She's dtf. She wants my dick in an around her mouth.
Mar 3 2012 1:54PM
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benJAHmin
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Furious Boss: You're a terrible stuntman.
Rod Kimble: What?
Furious Boss: [louder] You're a terrible stuntman.
Rod Kimble: What?
Furious Boss: [screaming] You're a terrible stuntman!
Rod Kimble: Haha, I'm just kidding. I could hear you. It was just really mean.

"... I was tripping balls pretty hard, man. So I decided to get on my bench grinder"

"Can do, man. Can do. I'm gonna be honest with you, Rod. You look like a giant eagle with fire all around you, and you've got a mountain for a face."

"Balls, man! We just ran over a small bus. This really small bus, we just ran over it."




"Kid on Bus: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?
Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh! "

"Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day."

"You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bow staff. "

"You got like three feet of air that time."
Mar 3 2012 3:14PM
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melbs
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Watching Godfather marathon on AMC... "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse"
Mar 3 2012 3:16PM
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CluckaChuck
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Clint. FUCKING. Eastwood, great movie btw.
Mar 3 2012 3:21PM
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CluckaChuck
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My contribution:

When it looked like they could get twenty-five years to life in prison just for skimming a casino, sick or no fuckin' sick you knew people were going to get clipped


Possibly the best ending to any movie.


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