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Shit girl skiers say

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errrka
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We were pondering this in NS chat, give us your best
Feb 29 2012 9:53PM
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katie.
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Basically what I tell myself at the start of every season.



Mar 7 2012 7:17PM
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GSPhotography
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This is probably the 3 things I say the most :

<< Fuck I lost my hair tie >>

<< Do you have a hair tie>>

<< I have hair in my mouth >>
Mar 7 2012 7:30PM
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artfullydodged
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"Seriously, all my friends are guys!"
Mar 7 2012 7:36PM
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Dwight_Schrute
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"Why are your skis so long?"
Mar 7 2012 7:47PM
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katie.
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LOL YOU DEFINITELY ARE QUOTING ME, JAKE. I'm sure you can think of better things I've said hahaha.
Mar 7 2012 10:49PM
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dirty.
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off the top of my head..
"i seriously i have the worst circulation in my fingers in toes everr."
"does these pants make me look like a troll?"
and lots of course lots of "ooooh, fun!" 's

Mar 7 2012 11:04PM
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asapCferg
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this thread is 1/2 annoying 1/4 true and 1/4 funny
Mar 7 2012 11:14PM
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TannerBalls
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NS go with it:

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Mar 8 2012 12:43AM
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act.resist
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Actually I always complain that my goggles are foggy
Mar 8 2012 10:39AM
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TOK
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this. holy shit this. all. the. time.
Mar 8 2012 10:41AM
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midwestpowhunter
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muh boys girl always rides with us. she is cool as fuck. before we leave the parking lot we always say in a stern voice NO COMPLAINING. And its taken car of! works like a charm. unless we hit deep pow and her 155s early eject cuz her din is set at 4 and everytime she terns she prereleases. I would complain too...
Mar 8 2012 10:51AM
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annex_
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Mar 12 2012 3:15AM
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timmi
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I'll be honest. 85% of the girls at my local hill ski harder and better than I do.
Mar 12 2012 4:01AM
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Top_5_Worst_NSer
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i dont want to swallow.
Mar 12 2012 7:47AM
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FatWhore
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"Wheres the stove?"
Mar 12 2012 7:49AM
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Isabelle
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http://freeski.downdays.eu/videos/12/03/2012/shit-skier-girls-say-2/
im sure someone can make a better one with park skiers
Mar 12 2012 2:19PM
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Jamestown
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"I think I'm gonna be done after lunch."

Mar 12 2012 2:22PM
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Anathema
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"i can't make sandwiches from out here.."
Mar 12 2012 2:30PM
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HaydenWrong
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hahaha this made class go by so fast lol
Mar 12 2012 3:08PM
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Cahal
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" oh my god be careful"!

" can we do green circles  now ?"

" can we go get hot chocolate now ?"

"will you buckle my boot for me ? "

Mar 12 2012 3:36PM
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