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Shit girl skiers say

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errrka
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 6,058
We were pondering this in NS chat, give us your best
Feb 29 2012 9:53PM
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lorax
Posts: 1296 - Karma: 83
This kitchen is snowy.
Feb 29 2012 11:22PM
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annex_
Posts: 1659 - Karma: 1,499
just want to see where this goes
Feb 29 2012 11:22PM
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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
My fingers are cold My toes are cold In cold I'm hungry I'm thirsty I have to go to the bathroom When are we going to be done Can u have them slow down the chair Is there a magic carpet here Where is the spa
Feb 29 2012 11:23PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
always relevant. definitely posting this next time i feel like taking a break.
Feb 29 2012 11:25PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
"what trick was that" "can you do a backflip?" "I wanna learn how to snowboard." "I hope I don't fall on my iPod" "how do you stop like that?"
Mar 1 2012 12:00AM
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*Skittles*
Posts: 247 - Karma: 29
Yess this, I say i dont wanna fall on my ipod all the time.
Mar 1 2012 12:06AM
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taylornicky
Posts: 2889 - Karma: 2,579
"I wish I didn't have long hair."
Mar 1 2012 12:10AM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
Me: "My fingers feel like they are going to fall off"
"My pants are falling again..."
"I wish I had a goggle tan"
"I wish I could do that"
"Woah!"
"I hate ski boots"
"I'm scared"
Mar 1 2012 12:12AM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
I need to pee
Can we go in for lunch?
Do you have any chapstick?
My toes are cold
My fingers are cold
My feet hurt
Do I have a gaper gap? Can you fix it?
Ok, I'll do a three this run... straight air...
Can you teach me how to grind a rail?
I think I need longer skis
I don't like my skis. Why? They're ugly.
I think my skis need waxed
Can I wear one of your tall t's?
Hit that rail? I'd get wrecked.
I need to pee
Can we go in for lunch?

Mar 1 2012 12:14AM
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NakedNoodle
Posts: 46 - Karma: 16
"i bet i can beat you down the mountain"
Mar 1 2012 12:17AM
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bdarb207
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 438
I don't wanna do any black diamonds..
Mar 1 2012 12:20AM
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Mr.Gaga
Posts: 2021 - Karma: 542

''I suck at skiing''




Makes me lol everytime

Mar 1 2012 12:24AM
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Steve-Brown
Posts: 1894 - Karma: 810
"Can i get an order of shredsticks with a side of gnar?"

from yee old facebook.....oh wait....that bitch ski races....

Click for larger image
Mar 1 2012 12:28AM
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bustinthejus
Posts: 2419 - Karma: 74
"That looks a little too steep for me..."

"OH MY GOD YOU THINK YOU'RE SO GOOD, DOING THOSE FLIPPY SPINNY TRICK THINGYS. WHY ARE YOU SO COCKY, YOU SHOWOFF?"
Mar 1 2012 12:28AM
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drwclrk
Posts: 1114 - Karma: 719
"I wish I could text with my gloves on, I have to take them off every time I get on the lift."
Mar 1 2012 12:31AM
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vaginapanties
Posts: 57 - Karma: 40
can u frontflip?
Mar 1 2012 12:41AM
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NakedNoodle
Posts: 46 - Karma: 16
STEVE BROWN I like the way you think...I was honestly thinking about saying that
Mar 1 2012 12:46AM
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*Skittles*
Posts: 247 - Karma: 29
This!!!!!!!!
Mar 1 2012 12:47AM
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west-coast
Posts: 985 - Karma: 204
should i throw a 3 or a grab? either ones probably going to place me 1st in my comp this weekend!
Mar 1 2012 12:51AM
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annex_
Posts: 1659 - Karma: 1,499
hahahah i like i like.
Mar 1 2012 1:32AM
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JSiegel
Posts: 493 - Karma: 151
"wow thats really big"
"ill do a trick next run"
"can i follow you in?"

Mar 1 2012 1:38AM
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teleRADo
Posts: 357 - Karma: 36
"But it's so icccyyyyyyy!!!!!"

"Let's leave around.... say....2?"

"What? No sniffle stations?"

"I can't get my boot on.... help me?" <-yeah because you didnt buckle it back up when you took it off last time......
Mar 1 2012 2:02AM
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TannerBalls
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 1,310
"I have snow in my vagina again"
Mar 1 2012 2:41AM
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Top_5_Worst_NSer
Posts: 257 - Karma: 311

why's it so cold out?

why are these jumps so big?

why do i have to pack sammiches?

no, i dont want to swallow.

Mar 1 2012 7:45AM
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E-Nix
Posts: 382 - Karma: 187
I used to go on ski trips with my school when l was younger and the girls would always say that riding the bus to the mountain was their favorite part.
Mar 1 2012 7:45AM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
Classic
Mar 1 2012 9:46AM
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SKETCHY_D
Posts: 979 - Karma: 27
omg lost it.
Mar 1 2012 10:11AM
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snowdon
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 391
guilty
Mar 1 2012 10:26AM
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Cahal
Posts: 945 - Karma: 594
id rather take the gondola its warmer
Mar 1 2012 10:32AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
me too haha

but sometimes guys ask my to help them too
Mar 1 2012 10:36AM
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El.Guapo
Posts: 2139 - Karma: 3,173
what
Mar 1 2012 10:41AM
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TheDude
Posts: 2058 - Karma: 117
my vaginas cold
Mar 1 2012 11:18AM
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manzear
Posts: 843 - Karma: 849
I slammed so hard, I knocked the wind out of my boobs!
Mar 1 2012 11:21AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
do you normally say that your penis is cold when you ski?
Mar 1 2012 11:23AM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
my fly is broken, so yes.
Mar 1 2012 11:27AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
it actually really sucks when your fly is broken when you ski...
Mar 1 2012 11:29AM
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El.Guapo
Posts: 2139 - Karma: 3,173
"fap fap fap fap"
Mar 1 2012 12:01PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
"im just here because im a whore from whore island."
Mar 1 2012 1:04PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
I cant spin because my hips are my center of gravity.
Mar 1 2012 1:17PM
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qbehr
Posts: 1044 - Karma: 686
"cant ski i drank a beer yesterday, too drunk to drive"

Mar 1 2012 1:35PM
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El.Guapo
Posts: 2139 - Karma: 3,173
"lets go pound some cunt"
Mar 1 2012 5:32PM
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ironic
Posts: 735 - Karma: 104

"Check out that guy! oh wait.. he's wearing snowboard boots."

Mar 1 2012 5:33PM
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El.Guapo
Posts: 2139 - Karma: 3,173
"lets go pound some cunt"
Mar 1 2012 5:34PM
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-emile-
Posts: 6613 - Karma: 8,592
Mar 1 2012 6:05PM
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El.Guapo
Posts: 2139 - Karma: 3,173
ha
Mar 1 2012 6:08PM
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majorleagueNS
Posts: 93 - Karma: 50

girl; how do you 360??

guy; its like making a sandwitch.

Mar 1 2012 6:09PM
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nikkib.
Posts: 346 - Karma: 268
lol oooh noo
Mar 1 2012 6:25PM
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AcidKneeDrop
Posts: 890 - Karma: 279
"WTF, i thought this was the kitchen"
"O, shit today is saturday? ugh i don't want to take my pill"
"Fuck i hope i get my period soon, skiing is just too hard"
"All this white stuff reminds me of last friday night"
"Is that Tammy Wamsticks? I'd fuck the shit out of him"
Mar 1 2012 6:34PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
"i really dont feel like jumps tonight"
Mar 1 2012 6:37PM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
"My skis are old they have chips on the top"
Mar 1 2012 6:38PM
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