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Shit girl skiers say

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errrka
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 6,058
We were pondering this in NS chat, give us your best
Feb 29 2012 9:53PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
"i don't think this ski pole is gonna fit up there"
Feb 29 2012 9:54PM
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Radio
Posts: 946 - Karma: 12
my boots hurt
Feb 29 2012 9:54PM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
damn I missed this... love you ladies
Feb 29 2012 9:54PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,264
"teach me how to slide a rail?"
Feb 29 2012 9:54PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
'i have to go in to pee,   ill meet you next run'
Feb 29 2012 9:55PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
well at least only 3 out of 4 of those were mine.
Feb 29 2012 9:55PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
boobs*
Feb 29 2012 9:56PM
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ironic
Posts: 735 - Karma: 104

"Anyone want a Luna Bar?"

Feb 29 2012 9:57PM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
Girl: Hi! can you teach me how to do a 360 spin?
Me: Uhm, I guess, you can 180 already right?
Girl: Whats that?!?
Feb 29 2012 9:57PM
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*Skittles*
Posts: 247 - Karma: 29
I say this all the time. I love the colors
Feb 29 2012 9:57PM
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Swaggermager
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 950
Hahahah well played


Feb 29 2012 9:58PM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,009
"I think I need longer skis"

"I feel like by girl standards, I'm a really good driver"

"I hate snow bunnies"

"Naked Juices are 6 bucks? What the hell!"
Feb 29 2012 9:59PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
i tried a 540 but missed the grab and fell
Feb 29 2012 9:59PM
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cheener12
Posts: 2881 - Karma: 5,884
I heard if a male eats to many of those you grow a vagina.
Feb 29 2012 9:59PM
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Dhane
Posts: 3866 - Karma: 1,722
"this sure doesnt look like my kitchen!"
Feb 29 2012 9:59PM
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Dunnah
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 277
"Can we take a break?"
Feb 29 2012 10:00PM
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.squirrely.
Posts: 7563 - Karma: 7,546
someone pee in my butt
Feb 29 2012 10:01PM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
haha this
Feb 29 2012 10:01PM
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meth_man
Posts: 530 - Karma: 1,510
''im cold"

"can we leave now"

or the best one

"can we do a normal trail"
Feb 29 2012 10:01PM
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wreck.yoself
Posts: 656 - Karma: 46
"Ouch"
Feb 29 2012 10:01PM
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michelle
Posts: 6290 - Karma: 428
ill lipslide your rail if you nosepress my box
Feb 29 2012 10:01PM
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cwillygood
Posts: 6831 - Karma: 1,829
haha lol'd
Feb 29 2012 10:02PM
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japanada
Posts: 13784 - Karma: 1,957
Done, Ill even go first
Feb 29 2012 10:03PM
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alvy.
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 377
"I like the boxes more because I can go straight on them."

"Whoa I can't see your eyes..."

"These chairlifts are so uncomfortable."

"Does this jacket make me look fat?"
Feb 29 2012 10:03PM
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word.is.bond.
Posts: 164 - Karma: 14

"i'm so cold!"

and

"i'm too warm!"

Feb 29 2012 10:04PM
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Timmy.
Posts: 507 - Karma: 22
"that one was really sticky"
Feb 29 2012 10:04PM
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dunkaroos
Posts: 2574 - Karma: 633
"do they have hot chocolate?"
Feb 29 2012 10:04PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
Hahaha, but bye bye
Feb 29 2012 10:04PM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6197 - Karma: 2,309
lol
Feb 29 2012 10:04PM
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.boz
Posts: 456 - Karma: 192
Hahahaha what?
Feb 29 2012 10:05PM
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BenWest
Posts: 470 - Karma: 89
"you're on a snowboard!? thats so cool" ... this is of course most annoying when you yourself ski, and it is your gaper friend on the snowboard.
Feb 29 2012 10:17PM
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penguiin
Posts: 1444 - Karma: 561
/thread
Feb 29 2012 10:19PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910

"I can keep up"

"where did you go"  the bottom you fucking idiot, dont stop mid line and wait for me because ive allready blown past you. I hate skiing trees with girls.

Feb 29 2012 10:29PM
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dmc12380
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 792
"Sorry is took an hour to get from the parking lot to the chair"


-girls seriously take so long to get ready
Feb 29 2012 10:47PM
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
this
Feb 29 2012 10:50PM
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katie.
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 874
"i love being the only girl who skis the park," and "does this jacket make me look like a dude?" and "goggle tans are so hot."
Feb 29 2012 10:50PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9215 - Karma: 5,398
"woah, other girl skiers!"
Feb 29 2012 10:51PM
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B-runge
Posts: 16558 - Karma: 361
this shit is funnay
Feb 29 2012 10:52PM
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s.parker
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 259
"BUT I DONT WANA FALL"
Feb 29 2012 10:53PM
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*geezer*
Posts: 645 - Karma: 301
we sing on chairlifts, and it never ceases to amaze me how excited my friends are to take a picture of their reflection in my goggles, also I'll talk to myself in order to pump myself up when I'm trying and failing, which may make me appear mildly schizophrenic. I think most guys would be surprised by the amount of explitives us ladies drop. Anyways, it'll be interesting to see where this thread goes.....
Feb 29 2012 11:00PM
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.skiwi.
Posts: 898 - Karma: 40
'can we get a hot chocolate'
Feb 29 2012 11:01PM
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katie.
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 874
this. i need to stand there, looking at a feature, talking to myself saying nothing's gonna happen, nothing's gonna happen.....until I actually hit it.
Feb 29 2012 11:02PM
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Mules
Posts: 595 - Karma: 97
"Don't hit that you could get hurt" and "if I get a goggle ran how am I going to even out the rest of my face"
Feb 29 2012 11:05PM
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erica
Posts: 3450 - Karma: 24,085
"that girl is such a snow hoe"
Feb 29 2012 11:11PM
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AJWindybanks
Posts: 45 - Karma: 10
"can I get a hit??"
Feb 29 2012 11:13PM
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fupaface
Posts: 810 - Karma: 449
"my hand are like really cold"
"I just racked my vagina"

Feb 29 2012 11:15PM
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Holte
Posts: 10741 - Karma: 7,818
"How are you comfortable without a neck gaiter?"
Feb 29 2012 11:18PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
I think everyone can appreciate the designs on skis
Feb 29 2012 11:19PM
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Elmo.
Posts: 4317 - Karma: 663
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH wtf lolol. serious laugh from that
Feb 29 2012 11:21PM
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