The French

France french or Quebec french?



But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

ARMADA

- Gallic Wars
- Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.

- Hundred Years War
- Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; 'France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman.' Sainted.

- Italian Wars
- Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians.

- Wars of Religion
- France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots

- Thirty Years War
- France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.

- War of Revolution
- Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.

- The Dutch War
- Tied

- War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War
- Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power.

- War of the Spanish Succession
- Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since.

- American Revolution
- In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as 'de Gaulle Syndrome', and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; 'France only wins when America does most of the fighting.'

- French Revolution
- Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.

- The Napoleonic Wars
- Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.

- The Franco-Prussian War
- Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.

- World War I
- Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her 'Fraulein.' Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.

- World War II
- Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.

- War in Indochina
- Lost. French forces plead sickness; take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu

- Algerian Rebellion
- Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; 'We can always beat the French.' This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.

- War on Terrorism
- France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. Attempts to surrender to Vietnamese ambassador fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald's.
-Pat Melvin
WBP|films


'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.' - Jay

In my class your got 2 french brothers, from France. we always tease them, but its cool we are friends.

The thing is that both of them are the smarest in the school, damn frenchies! or frogs

haha good times



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When she places them in front of you
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'France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman.'

Huh? Joan was from Orleans, and Napoleon was Corsican, which belongs to France. That list was pretty damned suspect in a lot of respects. The English did, in fact, surrender to the French at the end of the Am. Revolution, and though they were eventually driven out of indo-china (as were the brits), they held on there for a ridiculously long time. The reasons for that last defeat even lead one to argue that they weren't even really trying to maintain control of the region, an enterprise which was no longer economically viable anyways. I could go on. Anyways, funny, but historically inaccurate, which is not what I'd expect from you.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...

some french people are alright i guess. the language tho i hate...alot...very much so and i have to take it until grd 12...je suis la fucked




-Chloe
skiing=radical

it's a list stright off albinoblacksheep.com. I just get a kic out of it. I have lost of french friends.
-Pat Melvin
WBP|films


'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.' - Jay

Pesonally as far as french people go I haven't met one I liked. It seems like everyone from there is wholly self-absorbed and extremely arrogant.


'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen, Ski Bum extraordinaire

who the fuck cares, they're people and we're people too, doesn't matter where they were born.

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been to france twice, loved it both times, everyone was very kind. my art history prof is french, awesome guy.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

The French are the Chicago Cubs of European history.



Politicaly Active Since 1992

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train

and you are the dan quail of NS
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

I bit a hot fry today and burned the hell outa my mouth...Nuke em like they nuke'd those fry's. fucking french fry conspiracy.





..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..

I can spell tomato, fucker, and potato, and I am drunk, eat it bitch



Politicaly Active Since 1992

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train

im warm. youre an asshole.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

still better then being french



Politicaly Active Since 1992

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train

i beg to differ. i have a true and undying hatred for people like you... but what does it get me? nothing. you being an asshole gets you everything you want thouhg. but hopefully hteres an afterlife and you go to hell.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

damn son, after I translated your jibberish I find that you have some fucking serious issues, I mean, I started out with a joke from my history teacher and now some guy is trying to damn me to hell, well damn, son, take a valium and calm the fuck down, your gonna pull something if you don't back off, I am worried for your health here, get some sleep and remove the malfunctioning vibrator from your ass, because I'm getting some bad vibes



Politicaly Active Since 1992

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train

you are getting bad vibes, im sending em, cause youre a cockbag.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

I am a cock, I will admit that, a MOTHERFUCKING GAMECOCK, whoooooo



Politicaly Active Since 1992

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train

It's not worth it Josh.



But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

ARMADA

Ils sont cool!
To become a real killer on the dance floor, you have to practice everyday...

the_friesz: 'Pesonally as far as french people go I haven't met one I liked. It seems like everyone from there is wholly self-absorbed and extremely arrogant.'

First, have you ever been to France?
Second, what other country do we know of that is self-absorbed and extremely arrogant? ...America...






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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

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but we're arrogant in a good way right?


Current Ns.com Idiot - in my book: D-loc's wit and wisdom at its best.

'Don't speculate my life because I've been through alot worse than you.' - d-loc
'I have my job because I worked for it, most do not.' - d-loc
'I make 50,000 a month as a programmer.' - d-loc .....(this is $600,000 a year, at age 20, while still in college)
'I have a carrer started already even before I have a degree, once I'm done with college I will have my bachlors and a job already. Only thing my pay will be hella higher.' - d-loc
'I only state the facts, no opinions, thats what sets me apart from everyone.' - d-loc
'It's just a matter of time until people like me (our generation) get into office.' - d-loc
'Man made beer, it's not good for the body after time. God created pot, for some reason this plant is here, so why not use what we are given and stop creating new projects such as beer.' - d-loc
'Their are becoming too many rules and shit, so soon we will all just crack. I'm trying to avoid that, not just smoke weed fools.' - d-loc
'Nothing else really matters to me. Just that its my body, and someone's controlling what I put into it.' - d-loc
'Drugs will always be around, why not profit off them from a government point of stance? you aint stopping them, so join them.' - d-loc
'I personally do not believe that pot should be legalized.' - d-loc
'Tell me about poilitics in real life and I'll let you talk your head off and not say a word. Cuz politics are a waste of brain space, get u nowhere in life but an argument.' - d-loc
'NADER all the way for me.' - d-loc
'Who cares how much money our country has, it does us no good if we ain't got shit to spend it on.' - d-loc
'I'm the moron here now, Yet, I know more about upcoming technoloy then most people every will. Who has even heard of nanotechnology or even knows what it is?' - d-loc
'Man leave the country then tell me you hate it, I dare you.' - d-loc
'I'll fucking move to canada RIGHT NOW and would be 100 times happier. I would glady leave all the rules & regulations in this stupid U.S.' - d-loc
'See, I look at the future, not at this moment.' - d-loc
'Smoking cigs, in the long run what's it get me? nothing but $4 a pack outta my wallet a day to keep the habit. A bag runs me like $275 max and that can last me easily for 2 months. now $4 a pack X 60 = 240. Okay, so for about the same price.' - d-loc
'Sure, their world is drastically different, but I'm not going to no 3rd world. I'm on this world, Earth!' - d-loc (reffering 3rd world countries)

In regards to Europe being better than the United States:
'Sure if ur in the wrong neighborhoods you could be robbed or shot, but for the most part stick together and ur fine' - d-loc

Well, I was sighting every French person I'VE ever met. And as a warning to me I've taken that as a eason never to go to France. If so many people can be like that why go? I live in Southern California right now, I hate it, but I can't imagine it's any better or worse than France. I country is only as good as the people you meet from there. I was prety ashamed of the U.S. went I went to Japan, and so many Americans were over there being obnoxious, loud, drunk, stupid, ignorant, and all around disrespectful to so many of the locals. So I know how Americans are and how they appear to people from other countries. Needless to say alot of Japanese girls were turned on by this behavior and made it fairly easy to play 'rock and roll american' and score some easy tang. But any country who believes our boisterous behavior is a trun off, which I can assume France does cause of the way they act over here, can keep to themselves and not make sure I know how much they hate me cause I'm American.


'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen, Ski Bum extraordinaire

cheese eating surrenderers where the guys worry more about how much they look than the girls.


a concussion a day keeps the doctor here to stay

they say i got stupid when i hit my head

the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened, we were on a vacation!'

I speak french,im from quebec.

Nothing makes me laugh more than France french.They complain that we speak too muck english in Quebec.here are some translations:

English Quebec french France french
Ferry Traversier Ferryboat
week end fin de semaine week-end
competition competition contest
whats up? Quoi de neuf? Ca boom?
flashlight lampe de poche torche

I read a french(France)magazine and I had problems reading it

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-I'm not lazy,I party to 5 am and sleep until 1 pm...Others dont last after 2am

-Why do stuff today when you can put off to tomorow?-Jecht
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-If I kick you in the balls,why does you stomac hurt?
-What happens when you wake up in prison and you cant remember how you got there?
All these questions you have never asked.

I'd like to make a feeble attempt to override stereotypes and say, 'Dude, you can't judge someone by their nationality. People who happen to live in France are just as diverse and unique as people who happen to live anywhere else, and any attempt to generalize anything about their society will have gaping flaws.'

Okay, thanks. You can totally forget that you ever read that now.

Ron Paxton: 'As you can see, it sucks as it cuts.'
Wayne: 'It certainly does suck.'

- the second most'written about' guy on earth after Jesus is Napoleon. remember? a frenchman who led the world all alone during years, and people needed to gather by millions to remove him from power.
- france: one of the two biggest colonial powers with england
- france: best and most famous writers, painters in the world: Hugo, Descartes, Rousseau, David, ...
- france: greatest history in the world: louis XIV, vercingetorix, napoleon, ...
- france: most visited and so most beautiful country in the world: the mont blanc, eiffel tower, arc de triomphe, les champs elysees, chenonceau, ...
- france: greatst country for fashion: dior, channel, chaumet, cartier, ...
- france: greatest ski brand in the world: ross'.
- france: greatest some of best skiers in the wolrd: killy, grospiron, michaud, thovex, ...
- france: country of the human rights.
- france: wom the 100 years war, fucked up the muslims in Poitiers in 732 and so, saved europe, won WW1...
- france: gave so much lives and things for christianity (notre dame de paris, crusaders, ...)

BUT, also, france: the dumbest political class in theworld, france: ridiculous during WW2, our president is an idiot, too much communists, ...

So we are arrogant. sure! sometimes we should shut up! but don't you think WE HAVE SOME GGOD REASONS TO BE ARROGANT!
Mexico or columbia can't be arrogant. we can.

(yeah, i'm french!)

soory for mistakes and some non sense! i wrote so fast! ;D

QUEBECERS ARE NOT THE SAME AS FRENCH. On Conan once they sent Triumph in québec and was making jokes such as 'you're arrogant and your women don't shave their armpits...'. That's about as intelligent as if I made fun of Americans for drinking tea every day.

Now that that's off me, the French: as far as I know, there are arrogant people in every country in the world. There might be a little more in France, just as there are a little more ignorant people in the U.S. They're patriotic, and so what if they lost a lot of wars... it's a great country, it's just amazing. If there's one thing I hate however, it's their music. French rap makes my ears bleed.
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'I'm the master of low expectations.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!

france: best and most famous writers, painters in the world: Hugo, Descartes, Rousseau, David

Painters, yes, quite a few (not all, of course; Italy probably has you guys beat). Writers? Give me a fucking break. Who are you kidding? Rousseau was a nutbar, anyways. England has almost all the great writers. Sorry.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...

I'm a frenchy, and it has nothing to do with my personality really. A french guy can be an ignorant dick and so can an english guy (i've met both).

Some things about french though:

-French rap is the crappiest shit in the world. You just can't sound intimading with a french accent (especially a european french accent)
-French have a habit of making lots of really big and stupid hands movements when they talk. I've been caught doing this alot.
-Very often, when french people (ESPECIALLY french women) get excited or agitated in any way, they SOUND really angry. They aren't but it sounds that way. I have thirteen aunts on one side of the family and they are all french. When anything even minor happens i get out of the room quick because it's horrifying seeing them run around and be really loud.

Crazy french


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Screw this I'm going skiing

Your list of good things about France is pretty subjective. France sucks - face it. Your military history is a joke.


'Why is it called the World Series when it's always played in the Bronx?'

don't diss the french. their resistance to the nazis was legendary in ww2. all 5 hours of it


a concussion a day keeps the doctor here to stay

they say i got stupid when i hit my head

the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened, we were on a vacation!'

JD
for music (germany, austria, ...) or arts (italy: frangelico, or maichel ange (the sixtin chapel is a pure absolute perfection), we have competitors.
for literature: no one! england!! haha! what about pakistan! so much french writers: sand, hugo, dumas (father and son), rousseau, baudelaire, descartes, pascal, clavel, st exupery, st thomas d'aquin, malraux, ... so many i don't have the time to remember ... sorry, but england (shakespear, shaw (sorry maybe he's irish, don't remember, i do not read them too much coz french iss the most beautiful language in the world!), sucks!!!

for history: our military history is the biggest: WE ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO CONQUERED ENGLAND (with rome)!!!!!!!!!!!!
and sorry, but if USA is independant it's thanx to us and the marquis de LA FAYETTE who helped you to kick out england! the greatest fighting people were: germany with hiler, alexandre the great, rome, and france with LOUIS XIV and Napoleon.

coz' USA started with 2 good civil wars, then against mexico (woaw! big opponent!) then philippines, a little WW1, great WW2 (thanx), viet nam, korea, irak, ...bof bof!!

I lived in france for a while, 2 years to be exact. And there are 2 types of frenchmen 1.) those who hate americans and 2.) those who want to be american. As for those who love america they were the nicest people in teh world. Those that hate america,they are pretty mean to americans. Personnaly i think they feel threatend and are jeleouse.

those who hate america hate you coz you are the most powerful and young as we are a old country which was the most powerful during centuries...
where did you live in france, man?

All over the south, mainly, Marseille, Gap, Antibes and Setes.

don't know much this place. is frenc style of living cooler than us one?

NO, i like america a lot better because i think people in general are happier and more laid back. The french however(especially in the south) have the best cooking ny far. Plus i think because of the whole crazy social government over there it breeds a lot of lazyness. I saw a lot of people with the type of mentality, 'i dont need to find work, the government will take care of it.' But in America its all about the 'American Dream' and working for it.

i've never been to fracne nor met any french people, ever in my entire life. but for some reason they hate me. that's cool though, i don't mind. however i do not have any respect for their military as previously stated, its just too much of a joke man. (not like i care much for militaries, but if france declared war on us, i can't say i'd be scared)


Current Ns.com Idiot - in my book: D-loc's wit and wisdom at its best.

'Don't speculate my life because I've been through alot worse than you.' - d-loc
'I have my job because I worked for it, most do not.' - d-loc
'I've worked my ass off since I was 12 years old, I was an umpire! Yup, an umpire for 5 years!' - d-loc
'I make 50,000 a month as a programmer.' - d-loc .....(this is $600,000 a year, at age 20, while still in college)
'I have a carrer started already even before I have a degree, once I'm done with college I will have my bachlors and a job already. Only thing my pay will be hella higher.' - d-loc
'I only state the facts, no opinions, thats what sets me apart from everyone.' - d-loc
'It's just a matter of time until people like me (our generation) get into office.' - d-loc
'Man made beer, it's not good for the body after time. God created pot, for some reason this plant is here, so why not use what we are given and stop creating new projects such as beer.' - d-loc
'Their are becoming too many rules and shit, so soon we will all just crack. I'm trying to avoid that, not just smoke weed fools.' - d-loc
'Nothing else really matters to me. Just that its my body, and someone's controlling what I put into it.' - d-loc
'Drugs will always be around, why not profit off them from a government point of stance? you aint stopping them, so join them.' - d-loc
'I personally do not believe that pot should be legalized.' - d-loc
'Tell me about poilitics in real life and I'll let you talk your head off and not say a word. Cuz politics are a waste of brain space, get u nowhere in life but an argument.' - d-loc
'NADER all the way for me.' - d-loc
'Who cares how much money our country has, it does us no good if we ain't got shit to spend it on.' - d-loc
'I'm the moron here now, Yet, I know more about upcoming technoloy then most people ever will. Who has even heard of nanotechnology or even knows what it is?' - d-loc
'Man leave the country then tell me you hate it, I dare you.' - d-loc
'I'll fucking move to canada RIGHT NOW and would be 100 times happier. I would glady leave all the rules & regulations in this stupid U.S.' - d-loc
'See, I look at the future, not at this moment.' - d-loc
'Smoking cigs, in the long run what's it get me? nothing but $4 a pack outta my wallet a day to keep the habit. A bag runs me like $275 max and that can last me easily for 2 months. now $4 a pack X 60 = $240. Okay, so for about the same price.' - d-loc
'Sure, their world is drastically different, but I'm not going to no 3rd world. I'm on this world, Earth!' - d-loc (reffering to 3rd world countries)

In D-loc's Essay on why he's Smarter than me. (I did not ask for this, it randomly was messaged to me):
'I'll have you know my brain is very developed. I have what you call a photographic memory.' - d-loc
'So, I guess you really are intellectually below me, but I see now your just the one who can get up to my speed.' - d-loc
'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc
'What I'm getting at is I don't know how I can get this out to people, and if I am just a great athlete or what.' - d-loc (he almost fell off a couch, but caught himself; what an amazing athlete!)
'So, before you even begin to talk about me, please I would like you to think with that undevolped brain. Maybe I'm not the dumb misfounded stoner you believe I am.' - d-loc (i think this was his conclusion?)

In regards to Europe being better than the United States:
'Sure if ur in the wrong neighborhoods you could be robbed or shot, but for the most part stick together and ur fine' - d-loc

yeah its like an ant Vs. an elaphant.





..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..

punk rider...dont even stick up for france...the french are pussies taht dont fight and all they care about is fashion and beauty.....they are pussies


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'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7
'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

yeah i was asking you current opinion of the french people, not their army.





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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

NO MORE BU** SH**

Vie la quebec libre...!!!



jsut like the nordics hockey team...

they would fall apart in a second, anyone been to montreal lattely... no comment,

but i'm not trying to sound harsh, i love quebec...

eww hairy armpits!! girls





I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic

^ahaha good point


dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
member 9020
newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!
'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7
'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

'who the fuck cares, they're people and we're people too, doesn't matter where they were born.'

THANK GOD somebody else said it so I didn't have to.

As for diplomacy: France isn't so great. They were right on the Iraq war, but for the wrong reasons (oil interests) and on the domestic front, they've had a field day supressing the free exercise of religious expression.

On the whole, I'd probably put it on par with the United States. But they get extra points for trying to conquer Europe and being rude to obnoxious American tourists.


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I'm an atheist/moralist.
My parents were hippies. Both my grandfathers were Mennonite conscientious objectors in WWII. It's complicated.

i hate the french




my mom plucks my ball hair at night when im sleeping and glues them to her eyesbrows cuz she had a terrible camping incident when she was younger and her eyebrows never grew back, shes been doing this since i was 13 im gonna have to start chargin that fat bitch for my hair
-lateralis