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What would you throw down if the world was going to end

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steezywannabeezy
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This is a probably a repost. So whatever. The "We're All Fucked" thread in NSG got me thinking. If you could pin point within, say a minute, when the world was going to end or when you were going to die, what would you throw? Basically, what foam pit/air bag/water tricks would you try on real snow that could quite possibly mess yo brains and body up?
Feb 29 2012 12:32AM
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PKchu
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 5,943
I would find a huge jump, and throw my body some way random and hope for the best.
Feb 29 2012 12:35AM
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k-fred
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lol i'd overshoot my homemountain 60ft. and huck as many flips as possible(backflip/wackflip)
Feb 29 2012 12:36AM
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TheHuggyBear
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probably throw down some brews, maybe throw down some ribs on the grill...and lastly throw down on my bed with some rando chick
Feb 29 2012 12:39AM
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rareison
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Hit every rail, and do rodeos, corks, etc. Hit every feature in the park
Feb 29 2012 12:41AM
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Karma_Police
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Heart chute at kirkwood, then go surf mavericks in the same day.  Latter would be the end of me.
Feb 29 2012 12:51AM
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Stose
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id do a barrel roll
Feb 29 2012 12:51AM
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Lucas
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Some gnar cliff...huge backy
Feb 29 2012 1:07AM
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Age
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Id backflip my balls into your mom
Feb 29 2012 1:58AM
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S_Jenk
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First I would throw down as many brews as possible.

Then I'd go and huck the 255 foot cliff at Targhee that Pierre did in "Anomaly."

Feb 29 2012 2:30AM
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FreezerKid
Posts: 744 - Karma: 274
super laid out backflip on the biggest jump i could find, hopefully something over 100ft
Feb 29 2012 2:31AM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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put a rail on the landing of chads gap and spread eagle onto it
Feb 29 2012 2:37AM
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DR.SHRED
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this is already a norm for me..... but prob just take a hit of crack like 5 min before then hit like a 1000 foot cliff goin as fast as possible and hope to die from the world ending while in the air then go shred thoes pillows up above
Feb 29 2012 2:45AM
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Karma_Police
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Crack?  Are you Whitney Houston?
Feb 29 2012 11:47AM
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.boz
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Reading that made my cringe
Feb 29 2012 12:13PM
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brogilvie
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wingsuit
Feb 29 2012 12:19PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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charge the nastiess gnarliest powder line in the world.
Feb 29 2012 12:21PM
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THUGwife
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found this thread title fucking funny
Feb 29 2012 2:19PM
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Mike-O
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Switch kangaroo flip.

The momentum would be right.
Feb 29 2012 2:21PM
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DR.SHRED
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im gonna die in 5 min why not get a mad rush goin
Feb 29 2012 2:24PM
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SKI.ING
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I'm just picturing everyone hearing the news the world is ending and all the normal people are probably with family, banging, or looting. And then you see an sky view of NS peeps just mobbin to the mountains to ski haha. This thread is funny on so many levels.
Feb 29 2012 2:24PM
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Moon_Park
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most def most def
Feb 29 2012 2:31PM
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DBL
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Mount to bindings on skis and do a frontflip while doggystyleing the girl that is on the front bindings
Feb 29 2012 2:32PM
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FUUUCK
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I would go for a double back, then kangaroo
Feb 29 2012 2:35PM
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Caspaaa
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I would fly to the alps, spend like 6 hours shredding deep pow heli skiing, then I would hop on a plane an hour after and fly to hawaii, relax on the beach with some beers and a surfboard.

the ultimate two in one.
Feb 29 2012 2:42PM
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Karma_Police
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There are better drugs for a 5min high than crack.  Not that I would know.....
Feb 29 2012 3:09PM
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Capernicus
Posts: 382 - Karma: 218
This. But maybe another trick. I like your thinking.
Feb 29 2012 3:15PM
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MCNUGGETS
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blind 2 out....go big or go home

Feb 29 2012 3:21PM
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dmc12380
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Find a big jump, probably at Breck, take a sharp left/right turn on the lip and send a frontlip into the trees
Feb 29 2012 3:48PM
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Dr.Gnar
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Lawn dart front flip to lawn dart front flip (double front but lay out again before the second)
Feb 29 2012 3:50PM
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GayWolf420
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Flying Butchress.
Feb 29 2012 3:52PM
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kvan
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I would start from the top of grizzly gulch, hit chads gap, and try to land at the bottom of Alta. Now people wont be so confused about how to get there.
Feb 29 2012 4:00PM
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SamMcChesney
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Go to a huge ass jump and huck for triple
Feb 29 2012 4:04PM
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TheHamburglar
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buttress*

but yes, this. over a 120ft table.
Feb 29 2012 4:22PM
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