I am an eligible bachelorette; I am the girl of your dreams. I hate skiing, rock climbing, ultimate Frisbee, riding bikes, chasing squirrels, and lying down in grass. I hate drinking whiskey and smoking cheeb, unless both in excess. I have terrible hair. I'm a shallow thinker and I'm going nowhere in life. Someday I'm going to be a terrible mother and I really look forward to that. I'm getting a huge tattoo on my back. I hate the environment and making people happy. I don't play video games or masturbate. I have a bird named Erik and I know nothing about Star Wars. I'm a badass and a hippie. I hate Skull candy headphones, Gopro, Knockaround glasses and leather crafting. I'm going to want to find a guy with a motorcycle and ride it across the country this spring. We can go anywhere I want, whenever I want, the only requirements are that you are going to give me whatever the fuck I want, supply me with 5-star living environment, and spend as little time off the bike with me as possible.
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