Your worst haircut

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Story time! Tell us the tale of your worst haircut. I'll start with two:

1: I somehow let my mom talk me into letting her cut my hair once when I was around 12. She couldn't get it even, so she kept taking more and more off to get it even. It never got even. I wore a hat every waking hour for several months.

2: Haircuts scare me. They're almost as bad as getting shots. I always worry that the hairdresser will mess them up. As such, I went to the same hairdresser religiously for at least ten years and probably longer. If I was away, I would go without a haircut just the wait to get my hair cut with her. Then I somehow got haircuts at a few different places. I liked them. I went back to the usual hairdresser a few times, and realized that she actually gives by far the worst haircuts I have ever gotten. So much for paying her extravagent prices and getting terrible haircuts.

What is your story? Bonus points for pics!

Feb 28 2012 6:25PM

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Yellow99

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mohawk when i was eight. Not evn a legit mohawk it was like a chode-hawk

Feb 28 2012 6:27PM

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soulskier

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had my hair dyed orange for school play, haha. good times...i dont know if it's worse being a ginger or a wannabe but being a wannabe kind of sucked.

Feb 28 2012 6:32PM

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Cahal

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not really a haircut problem but one time i got gum stuck in my hair. had to cut it out then it left a big chunk. so i had to get a super short buzz

Feb 28 2012 6:59PM

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Lé.Skiing

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one of my buddies tried shaving my head when we were drunk one time and he left like a few long hairs in the back.. I looked like fucking gollum at work the next day...

Feb 28 2012 7:03PM

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theabortionator

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At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking,I suggest you try it.

Feb 28 2012 7:03PM

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Anathema

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i used to get FROSTED TIPS. i shit you not. i used to get blond highlights in my hair and spike it, back in grade 10. oh my. the shit people do that they think makes them look cool. looking back on it, fuck i was a douche. i did that i think for a year, and then grew the fuck up and realized it didn't make me look like brad pitt.

Feb 28 2012 7:05PM

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Billek

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My mom literally put a bowl on my head.

Feb 28 2012 7:07PM

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[hamnuts]

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YES lol

Feb 28 2012 7:09PM

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1337

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HAHAHHAHAAHHAAHHHAHAHAA

Feb 28 2012 7:09PM

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corona

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hahaha those are great. I love the stories when someone's parent's gave them a haircut and they kept evening up the sides back and forth until eventually they end up with no hair left.

my mum always used to give what I thought were splendid haircuts.

example: (from the last one 4 years ago)

Feb 28 2012 7:14PM

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katie.

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THIS POST IS SO SHAMEFUL.

but i am shameless so here goes.

grade 8 i went wild on the shortness and ended up looking fucking terrible:

I DO NOT LOOK LIKE THAT NOW. JUST SAYING.

Feb 28 2012 7:17PM

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Billek

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My story ended with an emergency trip to the hair place. We were going on vacation... imagine spending the whole trip with the worst haircut of your life? I was pretty young, so I don't remember it well, but I do remember the sinking feeling when I looked in the mirror.

Feb 28 2012 7:18PM

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jewFro

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My hair everyday.

Feb 28 2012 7:18PM

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TheBlueMtSkier

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Dat nose. Haha, jk flashback from a thread awhile ago.

It doesn't look that bad. I have a super short one right now. Lost a triple beer shotgun contest. Wearing a hat for about a week.

Feb 28 2012 7:22PM

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Lucas

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Bahahaha

Feb 28 2012 7:23PM

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Nurgle

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This is why I just shave my head now. Dont have to worry, and after 2 haircutes, buzzer pays itself. Plus I just do a fade, and keep the top long, get some pomade to slick it

Feb 28 2012 7:30PM

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Spinoza

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I give my self haircuts and I'm a pro, So this thread doesn't apply to me. Carry on

Feb 28 2012 7:34PM

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katie.

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on a similar note, this isnt a haircut.

a guy i know dyed his italian-black hair shining yellow for his hockey team. lulz were had.

Feb 28 2012 7:35PM

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snwbrdmilf

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I needed a trim really bad, so I went for a $12 mall haircut. All I wanted was a trim. I came out with a "layered" mullet. I cried. A lot. I ended up later that night standing in my bathroom removing the 'underlayer', whatever that was supposed to be. I was able to at least show myself in public afterwards. I will never settle for a haircut ever again.

Feb 28 2012 7:39PM

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SkiBrightonBadly

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My hair is your name.

Can't count the number of times people have associated my hair with pubes and giggled to themselves about how clever that was.

Feb 28 2012 7:39PM

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Either a ridiculous high and tight or completely bicced. The worst part about shaving my head clean was my whole dome got razor burn.

Feb 28 2012 8:01PM

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CheddarJack

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I rock the jewfro too man. It's cool.

Feb 28 2012 8:32PM

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Parks.

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6th grade it was like down to my shoulders

Feb 28 2012 8:39PM

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adamlukowski

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DEFINATELY MY BEST HAIRCUT.

Feb 28 2012 8:42PM

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Heart

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threads so i can display my beautiful monk ring haircut once i finish my physics

Feb 28 2012 8:52PM

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act.resist

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I had a bowl cut from the ages 3-5 I'll post pics if I can find some. lol

Feb 28 2012 8:58PM

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rudager

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I was all about the cÃ¦sers 10 years ago. Or I go and get my hair cut at cheap places and end up looking 13

Feb 28 2012 9:04PM

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Radio

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some how i let my cousin's black fiance convince me to let him give me a haircut, He's like, "yeah i give guys in my fraternity haircuts all the time, its how i get my beer money" so he got a pair of paper sissors and whent to work, it didn't turn out pretty. also that same day my friend had his dad cuting his hair, a buzz cut, and the piece that controlls the length fell off so he had a streek of blald on his head, so they had to shave the rest of his head, he looked like a cancer patient

Feb 28 2012 9:09PM

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northeast

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i saw bray malphrus's sweet mohawk in the NCAA championships last year and thought i'd get one too. it didn't work out so well.

Feb 28 2012 9:12PM

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I haven't cut my hair in almost a year. Long blond flowy locks barely need to be trimmed

Feb 28 2012 9:42PM

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charmander

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when I cut my long hair off, the gal gave me the worst haircut ever, she did it like chin length in front and really short in the back, like a reverse mullet, she wouldnt let me go from really long to really short

no pics of said haircut but i ended up cutting my hair really short like the next day, after this:

bout 6 months before i cut it all off

Feb 28 2012 9:50PM

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Davy.Crockett

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i used to have longer hair and always stressed about haircuts, but then i got out of middle school and got short hair and realized that it doesn't matter and to stop being a bitch. so yeah, now i just keep it short. its pretty hard to mess up a haircut like that

Feb 28 2012 9:54PM

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Haha great thread. I was getting a buzz from my dad one time and while buzzing the top of my head the blade came off so it was just the straight blade. Safe enough to say I had a huge bald spot for a couple weeks. And to make matters worse it was right before vacation...

Feb 28 2012 10:06PM

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MFM

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i had hair like Goku as a super saiyan when i was 8....killed it

Feb 28 2012 10:09PM

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AntiBang

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tried to shave my balls this morning, slipped on a bar of soap, in hospital all day :(

Feb 28 2012 10:10PM

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corona

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I really hope this is true

Feb 28 2012 10:14PM

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I have a picture of my worst hair cut but way to lazy nor do I want to post it on the interwebs, but my mom told me it was okay but then bought me a Xbox game because she felt bad hahaha

Feb 28 2012 10:14PM

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rareison

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buzz cut for Air Cadets

Feb 28 2012 10:21PM

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Billek

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I totally agree. I tried to keep a long cut all throughout highschool, and I was never happy with it. I had them do layers, I had them use a razorblade to 'mess up' the cut a little bit, the list goes on and on. Now I go to the hair place and ask for a #2, faded to a #4, with matching short scissors on the top and I couldn't be happier with the outcome. A cut like that has me looking great for a month or two because I now know how to style my hair.

Mar 2 2012 4:28PM

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LOL Tolfa looks like a fat Malfoy.

Mar 2 2012 4:33PM

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+k for George Costanza icon

Mar 2 2012 5:04PM

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Alex.B

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Everyone thinks they are sooo funny and original ... nope.

Mar 2 2012 5:09PM

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got drunk and my buddies and i cut my hair into choppy looking mullet. i then spent the rest of the weekend rocking a mullet and skiing in a canadian tuxedo.