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Phrases of Anger

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SKIINGISEASY
Posts: 1552 - Karma: 2,200
I always get super frustrated when i try a trick that i know i can do but just cant really seem to get it.
Right in the middle of the trick i will say ZOmgzz wtf why cant i get this outloud. Especially if your recordin and cant get it haha.

Do any of you have good sayings when you cant get a trick down?

One of my favorites is JF Houle's yell, its damn awesome. I rewind level 1 movies just to hear it haha

INB4 Skiing is about fun, i never get mad

INB4 I land all my tricks so i dont get mad


Feb 28 2012 1:54PM
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Casey
Posts: 7902 - Karma: 25,091
Cockbag is my new favorite. I use it all the time. "UGH! COCKBAG MOTHERFUCKER!!!" Its that construction shit wearing off on me im excellent at cursing in anger
Feb 28 2012 3:17PM
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Trawltopilot
Posts: 545 - Karma: 95
i just empty the sand out of my vagina
Feb 28 2012 3:21PM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598
Like every single skier from Quebec, I always drop a ''CALISS'' or ''TABARNAK'' probably like JF haha
Feb 28 2012 3:24PM
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*Skittles*
Posts: 247 - Karma: 29
i yell bananas a lot.
Feb 28 2012 3:26PM
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.R-Lohin
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 117
AHHHH OH MY GOD I WANNA GO HOME
Feb 28 2012 3:28PM
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steezy.stew
Posts: 1137 - Karma: 568
my ankles are broken!
Feb 28 2012 3:30PM
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Willard
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 429
Muffled scream and throw the pole a good 20 yards in an unknown direction. Then pick up my pole and move on
Feb 28 2012 3:32PM
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SKIINGISEASY
Posts: 1552 - Karma: 2,200
sometimes when i see another freeskier i dont know im learnin a new trick,and i eat shit, i get fake pissed and act like i have landed that trick a million times. haha
Feb 28 2012 3:39PM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
I just like shuffling away mumbling shit under my breath and then on the lift i describe what i would like to do to Alessandr Ambrosio in an awkwardly descriptive way

works every time
Feb 28 2012 4:35PM
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The_Big_Tuna
Posts: 799 - Karma: 75
hahaha this
Feb 28 2012 4:56PM
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HumanGenius
Posts: 361 - Karma: 250
"dick cheese McGooch face"
Feb 28 2012 7:10PM
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SKIINGISEASY
Posts: 1552 - Karma: 2,200
bump
Feb 29 2012 10:33AM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
I have a friend who says the most vile racist things when he is losing in NHL12. I normally just make weird noises when I fall. The only time that I only get frustrated is when hitting urban.
Feb 29 2012 10:36AM
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sklermang
Posts: 2981 - Karma: 1,954
JERRRRYYYYY SEINNNFEELLLLLDDDDD!!!!

then im loling and not mad anymore!
Feb 29 2012 10:36AM
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BASEDaL
Posts: 1413 - Karma: 70
whenever i hit a jump and i think im gonna knuckle i yell "OH SHIT" but i usually dont knuckle(;
Feb 29 2012 10:38AM
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TheGnarwhal
Posts: 871 - Karma: 49
HIS ANKLES ARE BROKEN
Feb 29 2012 10:39AM
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mountainviper
Posts: 1931 - Karma: -3
I kinda hate the guys who throw shit and kick their skis off, etc. That's such a puss move. It's not your skis fault or your poles fault....it's your fault. We call it spoiled brat syndrome. But back when I gave a damn, I used to say "your better than this!". Shit worked everytime.
Feb 29 2012 10:40AM
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Elmo.
Posts: 4317 - Karma: 662
i simply just yell fuck. or when im in the middle of a silly dorky fall i do this garret russell esk laugh. its really wierd
Feb 29 2012 10:44AM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
well if people are around i start yelling random made up words that sound like i can speak a foreign langugage.

but when im by myself i swear like a sailor
Feb 29 2012 11:13AM
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Panchuk
Posts: 1610 - Karma: 357
I usually do a long and draw out "FUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK" if I know i'm not going to grease the whole rail.
Feb 29 2012 11:18AM
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JibbaTheHutt
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,597
i jump in a puddle and throw muddy water into my face whilst souting hings like "this sint how its supposed to go" and "fuck nut in slow mo...
Feb 29 2012 11:27AM
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troben
Posts: 183 - Karma: 34
Bob Saget
Feb 29 2012 11:37AM
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SKIINGISEASY
Posts: 1552 - Karma: 2,200
yeah im not a big fan of throwers either, doesnt make sense to me
Feb 29 2012 2:19PM
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MCNUGGETS
Posts: 699 - Karma: 85
I just do what shea flynn does and hit myself in the head a good 20 times while riding away
Feb 29 2012 3:00PM
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easy.steezy
Posts: 2931 - Karma: 1,056
And then you break your poles.

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Feb 29 2012 3:24PM
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mountainviper
Posts: 1931 - Karma: -3
Super big in skateboarding. It doesn't make ya look tough. When ya break your board everyone else jus thinks your a dumbass. Haha. You know it's true if your not that type. Your lookin at the dude punchin the ground and punishing their gear jus sayin under your breath,"dumbass.". It's different if your bein funny like some of the TC guys. I'm talkin bout the totally serious fit throwers.
Feb 29 2012 3:44PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,265
i usually just yell fuck and then laugh about it when i get to the bottom
Feb 29 2012 3:52PM
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SKIINGISEASY
Posts: 1552 - Karma: 2,200
right, sometimes i will hit my fist into the snow but never throw anything, or intentionally break things
Feb 29 2012 10:38PM
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kungfusteeze
Posts: 700 - Karma: 47
I never throw anything, but I do smack shit with my poles. When I fall I usually just pull a Chug and sit there for awhile and say "That's Fine" or something stupid...
Mar 1 2012 3:37AM
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AMcT
Posts: 204 - Karma: 41
While I am still getting pissed its a casual "Fuck I suck"
then it progresses to the insanly loud "Fuck!!!!"
Mar 1 2012 8:14AM
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