ATTENTION PINKNAMES

I am in need of a pinkname to ride on the back of my motorcycle across the country this spring.

I am an eligible bachelor; I am the guy of your dreams. I like skiing, rock climbing, ultimate Frisbee, riding bikes, chasing squirrels, and lying down in grass. I like drinking whiskey and smoking cheeb, but neither in excess. I have great hair. I’m a deep thinker and I’m going places in life. Someday I’m going to be a great father and I really look forward to that. I’m getting a small tattoo on my forearm. I love the environment and making people happy. I don’t play video games or masturbate obsessively. I have a betta fish named Morgan and I know a lot about Star Wars. I’m not a badass or a hippie. I have Skull Candy headphones, a Gopro, Knockaround glasses and I enjoy leather crafting. I’m going to buy a motorcycle and drive it across the country this spring. We can go anywhere you want, whenever you want. the only requirements are that you are willing to sleep in a tent, carry your life on your back, and spend every day with Yours Truly.

Pinknames apply below.