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Pink eye.

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DaveM
Posts: 2936 - Karma: 1,562
Woke up with it this morning, which one of you guys farted on my pillow?!
Feb 26 2012 8:33PM
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Lé.Skiing
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inb4 everyone claiming
Feb 26 2012 8:36PM
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grahmcracker
Posts: 138 - Karma: 12
its not pink eye its eye herpes. it wasnt me. it was my kangaroo sorry.
Feb 26 2012 8:38PM
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Lé.Skiing
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kangaroo eye herpes
Feb 26 2012 8:39PM
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Montville57
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Holy crap... Did someone take a shit right in your eye?
Feb 26 2012 8:40PM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
man, pink eye has got to be one of my top 10 fave diseases. Got it in grade 6, got to go home and play neopets all day, and all I had to do was pick mildly annoying crust from my eye and get drops. I'll take that for playing neopets anyday.
Feb 26 2012 8:41PM
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grahmcracker
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Feb 26 2012 8:43PM
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CashmereCat
Posts: 2211 - Karma: 2,395
It's serious shit.
Feb 26 2012 9:54PM
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yuck
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it was kent. guaranteed.
Feb 26 2012 10:39PM
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Sno.
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Feb 26 2012 10:41PM
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Troy.
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I heard it was marsland
Feb 26 2012 10:41PM
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Trace.
Posts: 1460 - Karma: 635
It'll get ya, they hop around all innocent but we know what goes on in the australian Outback at night
Feb 27 2012 8:54AM
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Mike-O
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First dingos eat your baby, now kangaroos herp into your eye.

What's next?
Feb 27 2012 8:56AM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
yeah i blame kent
Feb 27 2012 9:25AM
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DaveM
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Feb 27 2012 11:00AM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
I pulled a you and gave him a straight cum shot right to the eye when he was sleeping.

Sorry Dave, ill let you return the favour because I know how you are into dudes and everything now after your "incident" with Ben on the bus.
Feb 27 2012 11:03AM
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DaveM
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I'm gonna make you look perma-stoned.
Feb 27 2012 11:04AM
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