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I did it

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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
I used a picture of a rock to get off

Just the rock

And I wasn't allowed to think about anything else. It took about 42 minutes, but I did it.

+1 for me

Pic of said rock?
http://library.thinkquest.org/05aug/00461/images/granite.jpg
Feb 26 2012 4:51PM
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Lansfield
Posts: 2708 - Karma: 321
first and cool story hansel
Feb 26 2012 4:52PM
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yeahno
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wat
Feb 26 2012 4:53PM
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blatt
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 3,097
This seems more appropriate for 4chan
Feb 26 2012 4:53PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
I used a picture of that rock to get a boner thus releasing tension from my pelvic area in the form of semen
Feb 26 2012 4:54PM
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Mr.Gaga
Posts: 2021 - Karma: 542
I'd do terrible things to that rock...
Feb 26 2012 4:55PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,062
cheater ,

that's a really pretty rock..
Feb 26 2012 4:56PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
I'm going to try an experiment, now that i can get off to that rock, if i print it out and frame it and hang it up over my bed

Then bring an ugly girl back and see if it aids me
Feb 26 2012 4:57PM
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canterbury
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 55
damn, i'd show that rock the meaning of hard
Feb 26 2012 4:57PM
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e_strapp
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 212
what.the.fuck.
Feb 26 2012 4:58PM
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freestyler540
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Dont forget to drink lots of green tea to purify your semen and eliminate the toxins. I heard about this hippy remedy to relieve groin pain....


it works
Feb 26 2012 5:01PM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6198 - Karma: 2,336
astonishing
Feb 26 2012 5:04PM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
i have a feeling there was another kind of rock involved in this
Feb 26 2012 5:05PM
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Chubz.
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i don't even...
Feb 26 2012 5:08PM
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japanada
Posts: 13785 - Karma: 1,956
Should have used a crack rock, dem things bring the sex!

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Feb 26 2012 5:09PM
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holy.shep
Posts: 413 - Karma: 24
did it.
14 mins
Feb 26 2012 5:11PM
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maynaiseman
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 129
everyone should try this at one point in their lives
Feb 26 2012 5:15PM
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rareison
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LOLOLOL
Feb 26 2012 5:21PM
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wreck.yoself
Posts: 656 - Karma: 46
were you.....high?
Feb 26 2012 5:21PM
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ski93
Posts: 1280 - Karma: 84
wow... I should have found more productive things to do such as this over my reading break. Those video games are just time demons
Feb 26 2012 5:22PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,062
one might say it gets you.... rock....... hard?
Feb 26 2012 5:22PM
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sirschralpalot.
Posts: 453 - Karma: 18
barely glanced at this and thought you made a thread about how you beat it to The Rock a.k.a. Dwayne Johnson
Feb 26 2012 5:25PM
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GeneralT
Posts: 912 - Karma: 19
hats off to you lad
Feb 26 2012 5:30PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
whatever, anyone could do that.

a real challenge is finishing without any contact:  no hands, no rubbing. ONLY YOUR MIND
i figure this is possible because of wet dreams,   you just need to have really good focus.

ive gotten close
Feb 26 2012 5:35PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
I knew you had it in you!
Feb 26 2012 5:40PM
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Larry.Lawnmower.
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Feb 26 2012 6:04PM
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marsh.
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i dont even.
Feb 26 2012 6:07PM
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e_strapp
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 212
it's no fap February man what the hell are you thinking!?
Feb 26 2012 6:09PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
i was watching this sex story on tv and they could do this


i tried, i can't quite ejaculate without contact...yet
Feb 26 2012 6:16PM
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ryantheconnolly
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Feb 26 2012 6:17PM
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Spinoza
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it would definitely be an achievement
Feb 26 2012 6:34PM
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roddy116
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lol
Feb 26 2012 6:38PM
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Deluge
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Feb 26 2012 6:39PM
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Ski_Alot
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thats one sexy rock
Feb 26 2012 7:08PM
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Abc567def
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I hope it doesn't give you aids

Feb 26 2012 7:23PM
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dreadyboy
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So you got your rocks off
Feb 26 2012 7:28PM
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_IRRELEVANT_
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Paper beats rock
Apr 11 2020 5:15PM
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iced
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_IRRELEVANT_Paper beats rock


yeah i heard rocks like it rough
Apr 11 2020 6:06PM
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little1337
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Apr 11 2020 6:30PM
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