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Things that are not aphrodisiacs

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84891jnf92048
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Ninja Warrior
Microsoft Word
Wheelchair Tires
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El.Guapo
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first. fuck anal beads
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Milksteak
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You
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84891jnf92048
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No u
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El.Guapo
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anal fissure
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HKrass
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http://www.christwire.org
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Spinoza
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Faucets. Thai food. Cigarettes
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Ski_Alot
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newschoolers
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soulskier
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logs
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Sno.
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skid marks, expired food, zits, armpit hair
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El.Guapo
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kangaroo nipples... as far as i know
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HKrass
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Bill O’Reilly
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act.resist
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overused socks

bank tellers

the discovery channel

turtle sex

the feeling of batteries on your tongue
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Logey.
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Condoms, Mustard, onions
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Anathema
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blobfish

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Sno.
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lies

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El.Guapo
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you and me baby aint nuthin but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery
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act.resist
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ok yea they have shows about sex, but its about caveman sex or people with extremely odd fetishes
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Milksteak
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You're tellin me you couldn't fuck to the Discovery channel?
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act.resist
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well sure i could, but i wouldnt be paying very much attention to the discovery channel
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Sno.
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fap fap fap
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El.Guapo
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rhinosaur's dont do that
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Milksteak
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Alright, I'm game.
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El.Guapo
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can i watch?
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MFM
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nuclear warfare and scorpions
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Ski_Alot
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minecraft, doritos, gout, hay, used socks
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act.resist
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akay!
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Sno.
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this thread is crazy town!

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act.resist
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stahp capying mehhhh
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Milksteak
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You into that kind of thing?
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El.Guapo
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can i play referee and join in?
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Sno.
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no but I thought it was crazy that he listed dildos.

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SteezyOhio
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Chicks with hairy shoulders
Hamster testicles
Chicks who don't like Aladdin
That feeling you get when you know you gotta take a bad poop, like a BAD poop
When a chick snot rockets your cum rocket
^jk ;)
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kaassouffle
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for real? disco channel only plays automobile or mechanicish related programming these days. LAAAAMEEEE
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IHeartWeasels
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being blue balled

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Flying~Squirrel
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princess leia.

what the fuck were they thinking
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Steeze_Minister
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where is this disco channel you speak of
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act.resist
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It died
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Steeze_Minister
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only the good die young
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Lé.Skiing
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flacid penis...   or stinky vagina
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act.resist
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Only fools rush in
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Milksteak
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..........................You fuckin high, son?
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Steeze_Minister
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the proof is in the pudding
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act.resist
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You got it right dwight
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Steeze_Minister
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It's true drew
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act.resist
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I totally agree dupree
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Dwarftosser1
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The little black pieces of rubber that make up turf fields
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El.Guapo
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if i rapped like i fapped id trap all the school kids in a bus
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act.resist
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If I were a moose I would vamoose with the goose
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Milksteak
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omg
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Steeze_Minister
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For real shahil
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