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Things that are not aphrodisiacs

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84891jnf92048
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Ninja Warrior
Microsoft Word
Wheelchair Tires
Feb 25 2012 9:57PM
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El.Guapo
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first. fuck anal beads
Feb 25 2012 9:58PM
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Milksteak
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You
Feb 25 2012 9:59PM
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84891jnf92048
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No u
Feb 25 2012 9:59PM
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El.Guapo
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anal fissure
Feb 25 2012 9:59PM
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HKrass
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http://www.christwire.org
Feb 25 2012 10:04PM
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Spinoza
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Faucets. Thai food. Cigarettes
Feb 25 2012 10:10PM
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Ski_Alot
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newschoolers
Feb 25 2012 10:12PM
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soulskier
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logs
Feb 25 2012 10:12PM
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Sno.
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skid marks, expired food, zits, armpit hair
Feb 25 2012 10:13PM
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El.Guapo
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kangaroo nipples... as far as i know
Feb 25 2012 10:20PM
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HKrass
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Bill O’Reilly
Feb 25 2012 10:20PM
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act.resist
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overused socks

bank tellers

the discovery channel

turtle sex

the feeling of batteries on your tongue
Feb 25 2012 10:21PM
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Logey.
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Condoms, Mustard, onions
Feb 25 2012 10:22PM
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Anathema
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blobfish

Feb 25 2012 10:23PM
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Sno.
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lies

Feb 25 2012 10:23PM
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El.Guapo
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you and me baby aint nuthin but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery
Feb 25 2012 10:24PM
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act.resist
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ok yea they have shows about sex, but its about caveman sex or people with extremely odd fetishes
Feb 25 2012 10:24PM
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Milksteak
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You're tellin me you couldn't fuck to the Discovery channel?
Feb 25 2012 10:25PM
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act.resist
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well sure i could, but i wouldnt be paying very much attention to the discovery channel
Feb 25 2012 10:27PM
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Sno.
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fap fap fap
Feb 25 2012 10:28PM
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El.Guapo
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rhinosaur's dont do that
Feb 25 2012 10:28PM
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Milksteak
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Alright, I'm game.
Feb 25 2012 10:29PM
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El.Guapo
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can i watch?
Feb 25 2012 10:30PM
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MFM
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nuclear warfare and scorpions
Feb 25 2012 10:31PM
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Ski_Alot
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minecraft, doritos, gout, hay, used socks
Feb 25 2012 10:34PM
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act.resist
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akay!
Feb 25 2012 10:35PM
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Sno.
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this thread is crazy town!

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Feb 25 2012 10:35PM
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act.resist
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stahp capying mehhhh
Feb 25 2012 10:37PM
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Milksteak
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You into that kind of thing?
Feb 25 2012 10:38PM
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El.Guapo
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can i play referee and join in?
Feb 25 2012 10:42PM
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Sno.
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no but I thought it was crazy that he listed dildos.

Feb 25 2012 10:46PM
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SteezyOhio
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Chicks with hairy shoulders
Hamster testicles
Chicks who don't like Aladdin
That feeling you get when you know you gotta take a bad poop, like a BAD poop
When a chick snot rockets your cum rocket
^jk ;)
Feb 25 2012 11:04PM
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kaassouffle
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for real? disco channel only plays automobile or mechanicish related programming these days. LAAAAMEEEE
Feb 25 2012 11:06PM
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IHeartWeasels
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being blue balled

Feb 25 2012 11:09PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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princess leia.

what the fuck were they thinking
Feb 25 2012 11:13PM
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Steeze_Minister
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where is this disco channel you speak of
Feb 25 2012 11:14PM
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act.resist
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It died
Feb 25 2012 11:17PM
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Steeze_Minister
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only the good die young
Feb 25 2012 11:21PM
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Lé.Skiing
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flacid penis...   or stinky vagina
Feb 25 2012 11:22PM
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act.resist
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Only fools rush in
Feb 25 2012 11:24PM
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Milksteak
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..........................You fuckin high, son?
Feb 25 2012 11:25PM
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Steeze_Minister
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the proof is in the pudding
Feb 25 2012 11:25PM
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act.resist
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You got it right dwight
Feb 25 2012 11:28PM
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Steeze_Minister
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It's true drew
Feb 25 2012 11:30PM
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act.resist
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I totally agree dupree
Feb 25 2012 11:31PM
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Dwarftosser1
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The little black pieces of rubber that make up turf fields
Feb 25 2012 11:33PM
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El.Guapo
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if i rapped like i fapped id trap all the school kids in a bus
Feb 25 2012 11:34PM
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act.resist
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If I were a moose I would vamoose with the goose
Feb 25 2012 11:35PM
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Milksteak
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omg
Feb 25 2012 11:36PM
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Steeze_Minister
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For real shahil
Feb 25 2012 11:36PM
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