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Bored. home alone. help....me.....

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Algebra
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i fucked up my hamsrting and the rest of my family went skiing for the day. i am at a house with no friends, no weed, no cell service, shitty wifi, and my dog. what should i do?
Feb 25 2012 10:10AM
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.frenchy
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Well.... You have a dog, get some peanut butter and spread that shit on your dick. See what your dog does.
Feb 25 2012 10:11AM
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Big.L
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Got any peanut butter?
Feb 25 2012 10:11AM
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Big.L
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Haha damn beat me to it
Feb 25 2012 10:12AM
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TheHuggyBear
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yo you got nutella?
Feb 25 2012 10:12AM
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Algebra
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... i should have known the dog comments would persue
Feb 25 2012 10:19AM
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Lucas
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What you do is fapfapfap all day
Feb 25 2012 10:20AM
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[evan]
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call up some friends. Tell them to bring you weed. Then, smoke that shit up. And obviously.

Fapfapfapfapfapfap

or the dog thing, but he might bite your dick off
Feb 25 2012 10:26AM
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Algebra
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i have no cell service. basically im off the grid except for on the interwebz. and im like an hour from my home home. im literally in the middle of nowhere.
Feb 25 2012 10:29AM
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HamFaceGirl
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FAP
Feb 25 2012 10:31AM
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Algebra
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guys. i already fapped 16 times. my balls hurt. just cooked up some meatballs. who wants to play skate 3 on ps3?
Feb 25 2012 10:34AM
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Captain_Slow
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NOT ENOUGH FAPPINGGGG!
Feb 25 2012 10:37AM
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crazysincethe80s
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If you got like percs for your hamstring you could get real high off those
Feb 25 2012 10:39AM
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Algebra
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we havent gone to the doctor yet cause it happened yesterday, but we talked to my parents friend who is a physical therapist and she said that if it still hurts really bad on sunday then we should go get it checked out. also, has anyone ever smoked nutmeg? good idea? bad idea? i feel like its a bad idea
Feb 25 2012 10:43AM
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theBearJew
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pee in your butt
Feb 25 2012 10:45AM
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feihlination
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http://www.cs.earlham.edu/~jimg/reading/bored.html

http://www.urban75.org/useless/bored.html
Feb 25 2012 10:51AM
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Flying~Squirrel
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try it and let us know
Feb 25 2012 10:51AM
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Algebra
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no. i just googled. it is really really bad for you i guess
Feb 25 2012 10:54AM
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CluckaChuck
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I would be so down to play some skate 3 right now, but I came home drunk last weekend a broke my xbox
Feb 25 2012 10:59AM
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kvan
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I hope you werent expecting to get a serious answer to this
Feb 25 2012 11:02AM
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Algebra
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^ i was hoping to get myself a few good laughs and mabye one person would be kind enoough to suggest something
Feb 25 2012 11:06AM
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Steeze_Minister
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go skiing... oh wait
Feb 25 2012 11:12AM
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ForeverYung
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Train your dog to backflips
Feb 25 2012 12:56PM
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[evan]
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just throw him up into the sky and hell do a quad

dogs are going to be aerials
Feb 25 2012 1:08PM
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Tortid
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practice your jazz hands
Feb 25 2012 1:15PM
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bjobe
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JERK IT

Feb 25 2012 1:27PM
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Algebra
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JAZZ HANDS!!! done practicing

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Feb 25 2012 1:29PM
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AcidKneeDrop
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if i had ps3 i would play with you..... but ps3 is gay XBOX for life bitchesss
Feb 25 2012 1:31PM
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teleRADo
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Feb 25 2012 1:33PM
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GORILLA.
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lol this
Feb 25 2012 1:36PM
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ORDEAL
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Add me on ps3 then youseff77
Feb 25 2012 1:37PM
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JzD.
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Should have known 80% of the replies here
Feb 25 2012 1:43PM
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ORDEAL
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Legit response:

Minecraft
Watch workaholics on netflix
Netflix
Feb 25 2012 1:54PM
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Mormor_Olga
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Save this for 4chan
Feb 25 2012 2:01PM
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Utard
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Show us a pic of your bum
Feb 25 2012 2:05PM
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Kingdom
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Hey, my name is chan...but i know what you mean. ha
Feb 25 2012 2:05PM
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.frenchy
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A peanut butter joke has to go on 4chan? What in the.

And your profile picture is the trollface...
Feb 25 2012 2:07PM
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Larry.Lawnmower.
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I hope you're joking...
Feb 25 2012 2:11PM
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PON3
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I think I have an idea.....
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Feb 25 2012 3:02PM
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Lavieille
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puzzles!!!!
Feb 25 2012 5:27PM
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Lavieille
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if your hamstring isn't too bad then build a bombassdankass snow fort!!!
Feb 25 2012 5:28PM
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maynaiseman
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I am also bored as fuck. And I feel like I should do something crazy because no one's home until 7. Fuck.
Apr 1 2012 12:32PM
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Mr.Luke
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furiously masturbate
Apr 1 2012 12:33PM
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saskskierftw
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this..

or fap..

Apr 1 2012 12:35PM
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