Pirate Vs. Ninja

ninja, cos they can stop them bullets with their teeth.. and when the pirate see how the ninja spits the bullets out of his mouth, he would just beg for mercy.. but the ninja is a bad ninja so he uses his magic and summons 20 gay sailors to ass rape the pirate.. so ninjas win
hmmm...

ninja, cos they can stop them bullets with their teeth.. and when the pirate see how the ninja spits the bullets out of his mouth, he would just beg for mercy.. but the ninja is a bad ninja so he uses his magic and summons 20 gay sailors to ass rape the pirate.. so ninjas win
hmmm...

I wish I could say pirate, cuase pirates are the most badass beings on the face of this earth, but ninjas are just better fighters.
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A ninja would definately win. Ninja's are highly trained, and probably have much more determination and motivation than a pirate would. Probably better swordfighting and nunchuck skills as well. Pirates for the most part are intoxicated most of the time and just fight without cause. I think ninjas are pretty sober, can think straight, and fight for honnor. It's not that I don't like drunken pirates, but I just think a ninja would win.

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Plus ninjas are so badass, I love ninjas will all my body, even my pee pee. I heard about a ninja who was just eating dinner, and when some dude dropped spoon the ninja flipped out and killed the whole town, that's freakin' sweet! And ninja's CAN fly, it's a proven fact, they have ninja magic. On top of that ninja's are the ultimate paradox. On one hand ninja's don't give a crap, and on the other they're all careful and precise. I don't know what the confusion is here...


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