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RogerSterling
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you have sat in class and imagined a guy coiming in with a gun and you being the hero....
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,083
yeah, noooo
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
it's because i am a hero
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
lol hahaha. it's good to have a plan in case it does happen. never know these days.
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
me too,

actually im not just a hero, im the best skier on the mountain
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powderdrunkie
Posts: 2034 - Karma: 976
usually the hero dies
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sherwood4099
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 22
Truth always have an exit strategy and do not I repeat to not hesitate make yourself a moving target, find cover and think about your life not being a hero. Chances are if your already in that situation people will die and you won't be able to do shit about it so worry about yourself and let the professionals deal with the crook
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Benji.
Posts: 1146 - Karma: 88
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HA

I was too busy BEING a hero.

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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,083
so what? you walk up to him in your teletubby-helmet cam mode and fuck him up? or throw the goddamn thing at him? poke him with your stolen ski-pole-gopro-mount-thingy?

yea i am not a big fan.
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henrytargett
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yes i sure have
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Benji.
Posts: 1146 - Karma: 88
Stolen ski pole haha no

I personally think the chesty mount is super stylish dawgg
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
haha ive actually imagined the exact opposite where i see how i could escape faster than anyone else. looks like im just a piece of shit :(
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sherwood4099
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 22
Nope your the one who will survive. It's onto your job to martyr yourself for others in such a hopeless scenario as a school shooting. You would be right to run. Now if CCW was legal on college campus and you were carrying it might be arguable that you would have a moral obligation to try and stop the killing
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,083
hopefully everyone reads that and firearms will be allowed on campus to prevent such shootings. oh wait...
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sherwood4099
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 22
Already are in some states. Because criminals read "gun free zone" as "zero physical resistance" or "shooting gallery" criminals don't follow laws there for making gun free zones restrictions on law abiding citzens who wish to defend themselves as they are aloud to everywhere else
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array.
Posts: 2439 - Karma: 202
good to know i'm not the only one that does this...
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.boz
Posts: 456 - Karma: 192
Don't get him started, this thread will turn into a 5 page shitstorm so fast it will make your head spin. He's mentally retarded, if you ignore him, dont look at his eyes and make grunting noises he'll go away.
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Throwaway.closed
Posts: 2781 - Karma: 78
this right here. i always make escape routes for whatever room i am in the school in my head hahaha
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
just ignore fehilnation. he is pissed at everything american because we killed all the real men that fought with the axis. now all that left of real men are the descendants of the pussies that survived because they surrendered. that's why most germans and austrians are effeminate.
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sherwood4099
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 22
I always take the bait. -shaking head-
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BlackCupid
Posts: 1533 - Karma: 9
It's one of my favorite fantasies. I always engineer a way to save the hot girl.
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sherwood4099
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 22
Hahaha. +k too true. Ive heard older generations of Germans believe is
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.boz
Posts: 456 - Karma: 192
I like the way you think.
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.boz
Posts: 456 - Karma: 192
And Sherwood, don't feel bad because he almost sucked you into his trap. His species has evolved for thousands of years, their animal-like instincts are finely tuned to sniff out potential arguments. Don't beat yourself up.
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roddy116
Posts: 10653 - Karma: 7,720
yes, yes i do
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,083
quality post. how am i mentally retarded? please elaborate.
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
Yup, I was such a badass in my mind. Hopefully everyone is doin this, It will maximize chances of success
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,083
so you "cleaned" "us" of our manliness? i thought it was about stopping the nazis. what a sad and insignificant post.

and from a technical standpoint, austria was "conquered", as much bullshit as that is. having said that, your point also applies to poland, france and the benelux countries.

and i am a big fan of the US. i just happen to disagree with certain things. i also like europe, but there are also issues here. hell, africa and asia and australia all seem pretty legit, but that doesnt mean there isnt one single problem with them.

this isnt about nationality guys. this whole stuff leads to wars and if you cant get over that, the world will never change. the thinking that youre better or worse because you was born in a country or not is what killed hundreds of millions.

what SHOULD be a factor though is the ability to think logically and respect every person as much as you want to be respected. whenever i say something bad about the US, its because of and directed exclusively at people like you, sherwood and that eldora dude. so narrow-minded and disrespectful to everything that is not like you, its not even funny.

is everything over here perfect? NO. is everything over there perfect? NO. its just a name on a map guys, get over it. i like to talk to educated people, no matter where they come from. but some people on here (i could name them) are racist, ignorant loose cannons and THAT is bothering me, completely unable to take any criticism of the country they live in. you dont even take your time to look at facts, you just spew out your right-winged propaganda. know whats awesome about austria, while were at it? racist and nationalist shitheads are sitting in jail. nice, warm jails, yes, but why should i give a fuck?
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grown-ninja
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use to happen to me all the time, i commute via mta to work everyday now, i alway keep a knife on my just to have since i work in nyc, i always think of a someone crazy getting on and me being a bad ass hero. hope it never comes to that but if it did, id surley be the hero
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ThundaKilla
Posts: 2864 - Karma: 3,791
I have survived everyone of my Student v. Criminal faceoff, therefore I will survive the encounter in real life.
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geteducated
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Cahal
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i saw this on i funny
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Ski_Alot
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my thing usualy has me figting like half a million guys with a ump and my fists then saving everbody then hooking up with that girl in my world history class
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theBearJew
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I always have a escape plan. Know where your exits are and how to make an exit if you need to. You never know what is going to happen so its good to be prepared. One day I'm gonna save lives with my escape plans.
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Charlie_Kelly
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I always think about if im arrested and sentenced to 15 years in prison where i'd run too. Usually it involves taking all my money out of my bank account, stealing a car, driving to Canada, hiking to Canada through the woods, living in a cabin, and becoming Bob Lee Swagger.
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Lansfield
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I deffinetly do this. The man with the gun comes in then I pee in his butt
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neutralzombie
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no...
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kvan
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Ive been bored in class before but definitely not this bored
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theBearJew
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Good movie.
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ski93
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it's more interesting than listening to the lecture...
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Mike-O
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Shhhhhhhhh..... don't say facts, you'll awaken Woozy from his slumber.


And OP, admit that you actually thought what it would be like to walk into a classroom with a gun and start blazing, but then realized that might not be received well and switched it up instead.
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troben
Posts: 183 - Karma: 34
Ive dont this quite a few times
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wait.what
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 529
Imagine the snatch you'd wrangle if you succeeded
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El.Guapo
Posts: 2139 - Karma: 3,173
how the fuck did you know. this always ends with me peeing in his butt
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Benseleit
Posts: 357 - Karma: 159
poon for daysssssss
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wait.what
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 529
Not just poon, grateful, rich poon. It'd be like putting your dick in a warm wet heaven until you die. I'd actually pay someone to break into your school and come into your class so you'
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wait.what
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're guaranteed the fountain of youthful poon.
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Flying~Squirrel
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im the fucked up kid who used to plan out who i would need to kill first and what order i would go in around the room so no one would be able to escape or call for help, and i would count how many bullets it would take. then i thought about how i would lock the room when i left and go to the deans offices and kill them so there was a lack of authority and i could just sorta go from classroom to classroom with two silenced pistols and a shit ton of magazines and just kill everyone before the period was over and anyone noticed what had happened.

but i never did.
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Larry.Lawnmower.
Posts: 194 - Karma: 25
nope
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GayWolf420
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Do you guys ever wonder what a waitresses panties look like sometimes? Maybe they
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mr.houston
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Haha hell yea I think about it,
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