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Itsbackfliptime
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Male Pregnancy

Is this for real? All the other stuff on the site seems too crazy too. Customized babies and ultra smart rats.

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Sep 22 2004 7:34PM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
thats discusting...





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I wont ever tell you that your not good enough or that its not wokring out, it wont ever tell you that you were better off being a friend, it wont ever just leave you in the dark, and it wont ever do anything that you dont like.
Sep 22 2004 7:35PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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i should think it would have been rpetty well documented if it were real.
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Sep 22 2004 7:36PM
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mattwalker
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Time, Newsweek, and some Egyptian Paper isnt enough??


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Sep 22 2004 7:37PM
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nothanks
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he wants to be a pregnant male



-let people do what they want, ski how you want, make whoever you want your role model its your choice
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Sep 22 2004 7:37PM
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cj
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umm, wheres it come out?


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Sep 22 2004 7:38PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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uh, guess i missed that, oh well, im inattentive
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Sep 22 2004 7:38PM
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Pklink04
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didnt this happen to arnold schwartizinager in the movie Junior. I cant spell that last name



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Sep 22 2004 7:38PM
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mattwalker
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haha...he will be the first one EVER to know weather giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more


4FRNT.

High Society.

Enom Headwear.

Sidewinder Sports.

'skiboarding is too hard for most people. i broke both of my legs and shattered my pelvis just strapping the leashes on.' - mommy
Sep 22 2004 7:39PM
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404404
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that would hurt
Sep 22 2004 7:42PM
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annaSKI
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wow theirs no way thats true.


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Sep 22 2004 7:42PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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haha, oh well, its not that big a deal, i just had a baby myself, but it was all small and brown so i flushed it.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Sep 22 2004 7:43PM
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1080bio
Posts: 2042 - Karma: 5
^oh are u black?



what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......
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Sep 22 2004 7:45PM
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the_friesz
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Yeah, I can't find anything to back that up, that TIME cover, it's fake...


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Sep 22 2004 7:55PM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
1080bio are you retarded?





Skiing.
I wont ever tell you that your not good enough or that its not wokring out, it wont ever tell you that you were better off being a friend, it wont ever just leave you in the dark, and it wont ever do anything that you dont like.
Sep 22 2004 7:55PM
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rhcp
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haha 1080bio, i hope you were joking. all i can think about is that family guy episode where peter turns intoa chick.
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Sep 22 2004 8:03PM
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soup
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ya how the fucki is he going to get the baby out? hes gonna have to ahve a c-section. and this is the stupidest fucking thing i have ever heard of
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Sep 22 2004 8:07PM
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1080bio
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ScratchCobra66 are u retarted caus eif u didnt get what i said u are




what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......
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Sep 22 2004 8:23PM
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skibabe2569
Posts: 237 - Karma: 10
that is rediculous i really hope that fake



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Sep 22 2004 8:25PM
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r5tommy
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he got all sorts of operations


gross


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Sep 22 2004 8:27PM
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skiierman
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Ummm if it where true, how come there is no date on the TIME cover?



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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

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Sep 22 2004 8:36PM
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asac
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crystal, i just had 2 black babies today. they smelled bad so i flushed them though.





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Sep 22 2004 8:41PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
i call bullshit. there's no address on any of the site pages. including the contact one.

definite shit.
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Sep 22 2004 8:48PM
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saucerboy84
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you are all so gullible...there is no possible way for that to be true
Sep 22 2004 10:39PM
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devine
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c section his shit



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'do i look gullable to you , or even a gulla-calf?'
Sep 22 2004 10:43PM
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proZach
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its possible, we learned it in bio. because a sperm can get outside the woom (a break or cut or something, i dunno) it can implant itself in your body cavity. a lady had this happen and they c-sectioned out a perfectly health baby. this can happen to a man if you plant the egg+sperm in the right place and let time pass by. it could happen.



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Sep 23 2004 6:10PM
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PFD
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brave new world...
Sep 23 2004 6:14PM
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asac
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lineskier, you need more than a sperm to make a baby. you need the egg.





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Sep 23 2004 6:23PM
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skiierman
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wait wait... does this mean he is gay?



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Sep 23 2004 6:26PM
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d-loc
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ARNOLD



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Sep 23 2004 6:28PM
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mommy
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GIT DOOOWN! I AM A MACHINE!
Sep 23 2004 7:43PM
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ztragnoB
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click on the rat and 'play him' in his maze. its tough the first few times time.


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Sep 23 2004 8:01PM
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*Fujative*
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so gross
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Sep 23 2004 8:26PM
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..Phatpat..
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GO MR LEE
haha i like that black man thats said he wants to be pregnant
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Sep 23 2004 8:26PM
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skiierman
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Waynesworld37, you are retarded if you cant beat that mouse.




----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Sep 23 2004 8:39PM
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fcskier27
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thats crazy. i think im gonna have nightmares tonight because of that


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Sep 23 2004 11:04PM
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estaked
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its a farp baby
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Sep 24 2004 12:18AM
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freerider_klo
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WOW thats sortta FUCKED




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skiing=radical
Sep 24 2004 12:22AM
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jtski
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if you believe that, then you should kill yourself. look at the message board posts. whoever made this has noothing to do with themselves



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Sep 24 2004 1:29AM
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rightcoastskier
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eeee... i wonder how the baby is gonna feel knowing its the first baby in the world to come out of a dude

ok
Sep 24 2004 7:53AM
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Astomp
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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

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Sep 24 2004 8:26AM
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Astomp
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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**
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Sep 24 2004 8:27AM
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Astomp
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why doesnt this freak anybody else out?



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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**
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Sep 24 2004 9:40PM
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proZach
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oh yea, i know you need a sperm + egg, but i dont know why i didnt type it coherently. oh well. hahaha, i didnt think this would happen for a while, hahahha.



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Sep 25 2004 9:57AM
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CTD
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oh yeah, a baby cant just grow inside you. it needs a woob, embelical cord, all that shit. thats total BS. i saw this guy on tv a few years back when they were planiing this. he needed a ton of surgeries. but i mean, they really should adopt a kid, becasue its not like the two dudes can both be parents.

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Sep 25 2004 10:39AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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wow thats retarded and fake


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Sep 25 2004 1:48PM
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k-fay
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siick

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Sep 25 2004 2:38PM
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CanadianSkiGod
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It's fake, I found it last year, and I'm pretty sure it would have been updated to talk about the birth.
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Sep 25 2004 3:12PM
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SoupCurry
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i dont beleive it

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Sep 26 2004 11:05PM
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Moses
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my girl told me about this on teh phone and when i looked it up i was like what the fuck: dumbest, gayest, most retarded thing ever
Sep 27 2004 9:13AM
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d-loc
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it doesnt even look real, comeon fellas



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land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Sep 27 2004 9:59AM
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