Replying to Fleeing From Ski Patrol

A few months ago I was on the lift with a group of hilarious skiers. One of them began to tell a story of how he and his group of skiers escaped ski patrol. He said that ski patrol had pulled them over for going too fast and that they took off running while blowing whistles and all. Towards the end of the chase at the bottom of the mountain ski patrol had blocked off the trail with a few ropes across the trail and themselves. He then described this old lady trying standing right in front of the rope screaming "stoppp you have to stopppp", but the group of skiers ignored her and the other ski patrol and ducked the rope and quickly ran off to their vehicle. It seemed a lot funnier when they said it, oh well. What are your best stories of fleeing ski patrol? Personally, I never fled from patrol.