Replying to People who...

clap when a plane lands

dont say thanks when you hold a door open

get to the till without deciding what they want yet from the menu while you stand behind desperate to order

quote a post and then say "haha +k" when what they really mean to say is "im jealous of your post:karma ratio and if I give you some k can you give me some back please?"

post viral facebook status updates

have ski poles shorter than their t-shirts (when did that happen?!)

are herbivore and bitch to omnivores about their meat habit. go away

take ages at the ATM

let their kids run around screaming in restaurants

/rant